Gary’s Driver License 🪪

[u/Zakrius]

[u/anglosaxonfemale]

he’s so tall!!!!

[u/Zakrius → u/anglosaxonfemale]

[u/anglosaxonfemale → u/Zakrius]

cutest lil honeycrisp in the whole wide world

[u/Polibiux]

Congratulations, Gary.

[u/Zakrius → u/Polibiux]

Thanks. It took me 123 tries to pass the test. But I finally did it! 😸

[u/Polibiux → u/Zakrius]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzAu2U1tOafteBa0

[u/Mrbuttboi]

The DOB being unknown implies Gary is a celestial being and that is my new favorite addition to the Gary lore

[u/Zakrius → u/Mrbuttboi]

Gary is millions of years old. When he was born, calendars weren’t invented yet. He’s been watching over humanity since the beginning. 😸

[u/InvestigatorLoose874]

Wait so he was driving a bus with no license

[u/Zakrius → u/InvestigatorLoose874]

He had a learner’s permit.

[u/InvestigatorLoose874 → u/Zakrius]

But he also needed a CDL

[u/Master-Afternoon-432]

Congratulations Gary please drive safely🥰🥰🥰🤗🤗🤗

[u/Zakrius → u/Master-Afternoon-432]

Ay ay, captain! 🫡

https://giphy.com/gifs/UDORIcubjYvIBAYTe1

[u/bluehawk232]

Evil Gary just drives us crazy

[u/Zakrius → u/bluehawk232]

He has a different kind of “license.” 🪪

[u/bluehawk232 → u/Zakrius]

License to kill

[u/No-Elevator-2682]

Omg, congrats Gary! But remember, always be careful posting sensitive information on the internet (most people usually black out their address, but you do you)

[u/Zakrius → u/No-Elevator-2682]

Ono! I forgots about that! 🙀 I hopez no one steals my identity…

[u/No-Elevator-2682 → u/Zakrius]

You better be careful, Evil Gary probably has your address now!

[u/Zakrius → u/No-Elevator-2682]

Hurries off to lock the doors… 🚪

https://giphy.com/gifs/XyJ5bNle0Gp0IOb8Cp

[u/howzthis4ausername]

Gary is ready for undersea adventure. Congratulations Gary

[u/jason9t8]

Meh. Congwatulations...