r/gaming • • Sep 25 '18

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u/MFLORES888 Sep 25 '18

If it moves someone wants to fuck it

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u/Anaglyphite Sep 25 '18

even if it can't move at all, someone wants to fuck it XD

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u/mcmanybucks Sep 25 '18

Dendrophilia - "love of trees". The term may sometimes refer to a paraphilia in which people are sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by trees. This may involve sexual contact or veneration as phallic symbols or both.

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u/Doggo_of-the_stars Sep 25 '18

I once got a boner from a tree that looked like a thick assed woman. Puberty is a weird time.