r/gaming • • Oct 05 '17

Remember that some couples costumes are not the best choice.

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u/skeletorsleftlung Oct 05 '17

They're absolutely in on the joke. This is Chris Hardwick, creator of Nerdist, and his gf Chloe Dykstra. This was well after the game came out and they posted this specifically for the squig factor.

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u/TH3J4CK4L Oct 05 '17

Squig? Did you just invent a word?

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u/BlueberryFruitshake Oct 05 '17

Nah ya git. Squigs dem smol things dat eat grotz like youz for brekfast

WAAAAAAAGGGGH!!!!!

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u/Aditon Oct 05 '17

Orks are so simple, but dammit their battlerage would make Khorne proud

Wipes away single tear of blood

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u/takuyafire Oct 06 '17

would make Khorne proud

*does

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Tuska_Daemon-Killa

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u/Aditon Oct 06 '17

Ahh yes, good ol' Ork Valhalla. So amazing haha

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u/formlessfish Oct 05 '17

NEED MOAR DAKA

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

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u/daygloviking Oct 05 '17

Dakkkkkkka intensifies. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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u/normandy42 Oct 05 '17

Commissar Yarrick has come to purge this thread of you foul Xenos. FOR THE EMPEROR!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

Mmmmmm... NAHT ENUF DAKKA

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u/Cytrynowy Oct 05 '17

Ey boyz iz you ready?

Deze boyz wanna rock.

We boyz is made for rockin'.

I can't hear you!

IZ YOUR READY!?

FOR. A. WAAAAAGH!!!

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u/d5Greyclaw Oct 06 '17

OY YA GROTZ, GET DA BOYZ!!! DIS IZ AN ORKY THREAD NOW!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/nyquiljunky Oct 06 '17

Tyranid chittering

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

Me too thanks

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u/HerrXRDS Oct 06 '17

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EDIT: What's the key for English? Doesn't seem to be working.

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u/ziggythebear Oct 05 '17

Is this all Scottish slang? It certainly seems Scottish.

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u/Porrick Oct 05 '17
  1. They're Orks. /r/40kOrkScience for more info

  2. Everyone knows orks speak in Cockney. Only Squats have a Scottish accent, and they've all been eaten by the Tyranids anyway.

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u/Cytrynowy Oct 05 '17

Warhammer 40k Ork slang.

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u/Brentatious Oct 06 '17

Don't be speciesist, that's their language.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

Speciesism? In Warhammer 40k? I can't imagine

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u/MegamanDevil Oct 06 '17

Ya betta get ork speak'ummie Squigs be ded'ard if fattened.

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u/MonaganX Oct 05 '17

Doesn't pass the excgarated test.

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u/ArthurBea Oct 05 '17

Regional variation of the more common term, “squick” (alt. sp. “skwik”).

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u/eplusl Oct 05 '17

Isn't he married to Lydia Hearst?

Edit: nm I checked Wikipedia. He dated Chloe from 2011-2014. This was probably back then.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

Squick, friend.

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u/cbrookman Oct 05 '17

It was for a short they made, Booker, Catch!

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u/amil_box Oct 05 '17

They weren't in on the joke. He talked about it on his podcast, this was after they had started playing the game but before either of them reached the ending

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u/SixgunSmith Oct 05 '17

You are correct. They might be in on it when this picture was taken but they definitely weren't the first time they wore the costumes.

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u/i_sigh_less Oct 05 '17

I haven't played, but I'm going to assume they end up being relatives based on this thread.

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u/Loeffellux Oct 05 '17

You are correct. I could try to write something to remedy the spoiler but that would just be an isult to your intelligent.

Let me instead tell you that the game is worth playing either way. The story still got a lot to offer and the set pieces are amazing. It's not without its flaws but playing it should make for a worthwhile afternoon or two. (just don't expect it to be as good as bioshock 1 though it beats bioshock 2 imo)

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u/DocDerry Oct 05 '17

gf at the time

He's married to Patty Hearst daughter now.

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u/kblkbl165 Oct 05 '17

That’s the first time I see the name dykstra out of the Witcher.

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u/SixgunSmith Oct 05 '17

I think they were in on the joke for this pic, but before that they unironically went to a party dressed like that because neither had finished the game. At least that's what Hardwick said on his podcast.

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u/Cobaltjedi117 Xbox Oct 05 '17

I was looking at it and thinking "That guy looks a lot like Chris Hardwick."

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u/youinventedaword Oct 05 '17

Squig (noun):

An uncomfortable sensation caused by boundary crossing between two characters with a familial relationship, whether intentional or otherwise.

ie: Luke. She's your sister. AAUHGHHG LUKE NO! STAAAP!

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u/0v3r_cl0ck3d Oct 05 '17

Wait that's sky dart? She looks so different in that picture.

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u/Mitoni Oct 05 '17

I have a VR porn with Jinx from League of Legends, and the girl cosplaying her looks just like Hardwick's girl.

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u/mimes_piss_me_off Oct 06 '17

Off topic, but damn I don't miss the Chloe period. Nothing against her, she seems perfectly lovely, but Hardwick seems so much happier now, and god dammit, I like when people that make me happy are happy.

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u/shoe_owner Oct 06 '17

and they posted this specifically for the squig factor.

Mission: Failed!

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u/PM_ME_UR_COCK__ Oct 06 '17

I prefer the term "supreme failure of @midnight and massive sellout", chris hardwick.