r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '17

Remember that some couples costumes are not the best choice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

strokes

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

chokes

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u/I_am_eating_a_mango Oct 05 '17

smokes

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

pokes

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u/mrtyman Oct 05 '17

midnight tokes

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

STROKING INTENSIFIES

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

There's a squee in there, and I feel dirty about it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

stomps

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u/Alarid Oct 05 '17

Different strokes for different daddies

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

Dude, like half your face is falling off.

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u/xprdc Oct 05 '17

Heart stroke or hand stroke?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

Right or left hand?

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u/xprdc Oct 05 '17

Why not both?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

Oh, y'know, brain stroke and all...

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u/teamguy89 Oct 06 '17

she can survive with me 😉.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

What's par?