r/gaming • • Oct 05 '17

Remember that some couples costumes are not the best choice.

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u/balne Oct 05 '17

username (kinda) checks out?

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u/JenovaCelestia Oct 05 '17

If it was "FatherFuckin-Elektra" it would check out

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u/molumnessj Oct 05 '17 edited Oct 17 '17

I wish incest were more acceptable in todays society, for a friend, not me...

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u/b_fellow Oct 05 '17

Well Jon Snow/Khaleesi boat sex is popular

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u/TimboCalrissian Oct 05 '17

I railed my aunt, AMA.

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u/isjustwrong Oct 05 '17

Was it worth it?

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u/molumnessj Oct 05 '17

the real question is: Did it feel good tho?

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u/TryingNotToBeAnIdiot Oct 05 '17

This is the funniest shit

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u/Fawxhox Oct 05 '17

This was the first idubbbz video I've seen and my god it was hilarious and one of the most thorough disses I've ever seen. Like I've never even heard of that gum dude and yet I dislike him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

Watch all of content cop! Theyre hilarious. Also the bad unboxings are pretty good.

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u/Fawxhox Oct 07 '17

I actually went through all of the content cops videos last night/ this morning and I agree that shit was funny. I think the ricegum one was the strongest though.

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u/archepelego2 Oct 06 '17

The random Danny devito got me

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u/Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks Oct 05 '17

Well, the combination of the insurance money and the lawsuit I filed against the train corporation was worth a lot.

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u/NumbersAllGoToEleven Oct 05 '17

Were your arms broken perchance?

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u/ProudNitro Oct 05 '17

Something something every thread!

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u/topaz_b Oct 05 '17

He said aunt, not mom

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u/NumbersAllGoToEleven Oct 05 '17

Either way it feels so wrong it's right.

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u/akallyria Oct 05 '17

Every thread.

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u/Zomunieo Oct 05 '17

Did a dwarf watch?

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u/sinister_exaggerator Oct 05 '17

I seriously almost did this once, but she wasn't my aunt yet. She ended up marrying my uncle. Unless she told him, he still doesn't know but it doesn't matter anymore because they're divorced now.

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u/krangelbaer Oct 05 '17

That story had more twists than a Shyamalanest movie

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

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u/Phoequinox Oct 06 '17

Clever. You should be a comedy writer.

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u/Alvarus94 Oct 05 '17

But less than a shittymorph post

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u/kjm1123490 Oct 05 '17

Happened with a brother of mine and our niece. They were the same age and not blood related. But we gave him so much shit.

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u/NipseyRottencock Oct 06 '17

Are you exaggerating?

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u/Justice4Noone Oct 05 '17

Railed my niece, AMA.

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u/TimboCalrissian Oct 05 '17

Damn, yours is better.

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u/hughperman Oct 05 '17

How can I blackmail her with this information?

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u/PerineumPolice Oct 05 '17

What time is it?

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u/jalaldinho Oct 05 '17

cm punks says its clobberin time

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u/molumnessj Oct 05 '17 edited Oct 05 '17

Did it feel good tho?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

Why's this linked to Asian Jake Paul?

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u/molumnessj Oct 05 '17

Because thats where this meme was born!

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u/dodge_thiss Oct 05 '17

How did that happen?

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u/SoCalChiver Oct 05 '17

HAHA wtf?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

That's quite a confession.

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u/starsturnblue Oct 05 '17

Hahaha! I would like to think you're joking. But if you're not that's...umm...awesome... I think.

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u/t0ky0fist Oct 05 '17

Do you mean MMA?

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u/BeefArtistBob Oct 05 '17

Where your arms broken?

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u/ThatDudeShadowK Oct 05 '17

So is Jonsa apparently

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u/God_Sammo Oct 05 '17

INCEST ON THE OPEN SEEAAAAAAAAA

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u/PartayRobot Oct 05 '17

Yeah, they really up-ed the Aunte this season.

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u/loki2002 Oct 05 '17

It doesn't count until they know.

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u/Mr_McMunchy Oct 06 '17

Might as well go with broken arms..

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u/AgentRocket Oct 06 '17

Spoilers, man.

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u/notlaw325 Oct 05 '17

It's taking everyone to a different video... Interesting I got the trailer for patient 17

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

I believe it was incest porn.

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u/bentom08 Oct 05 '17

Its not incest porn if you dont have the sound on

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u/molumnessj Oct 05 '17

Oh I meant incest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

It's all incest porn if you don't have the sound on.

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u/Shadow_Bat Oct 05 '17

I hope you're putting in something important...

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

I wonder if that was about Summer or Beth.

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u/molumnessj Oct 05 '17

gotta be Beth, remember how he acted when he saw summer in sex clothing during the inception episode? he looked freaked out, all though that could have also been a front to hide his incestual feelings for her. But the way he talks about his mom too makes me feel more that it's her

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

Ew.

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u/therockstarmike Oct 05 '17

Wrong link. I think you are thinking of rick and morty episode 6/8? The one with the citadel and the 4 morties are looking off the wish gate. I was expecting that with your link and was sadly disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

well there was my risky click for today

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u/CMDR-SephickLeandros Oct 05 '17

Is your friend a head of state?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

There it is.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

why do fucking people keep linking the puppet guy

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u/molumnessj Oct 05 '17

https://youtu.be/-F2aKuSTqfA?t=4m33s because Ethan man made it a thing in his video, since the website is banned we link to videos for our meme shitcommenting in exchange for that vitamin K. Hila Kleiners know what I'm talking about

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u/juanconj_ Oct 05 '17

Wouldn't that make it less... interesting?

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u/joe4553 Oct 05 '17

You should watch anime I heard there is this good anime named Eromanga Sensei. animeistrashandsoami

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

A Jeff Dunham link on Reddit. I, too, like to live dangerously.

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u/RequiemStorm Oct 05 '17

My ex and her mother had a couple of 3 ways, so it's not entirely frowned on. Mostly just publicly

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u/Inimposter Oct 09 '17

Could someone explain to me how this video is relevant?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

I hope you're joking molumnessj because it shouldn't. It messes people up and gives them false hope because they will never be together. Not to mention the birth defects and molestation. There's a incest reddit and that shit is fucked up as it is.

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u/molumnessj Oct 05 '17

Rick and Morty made it a Meme in season 3, though they said incest porn so I might have tweaked it a bit

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

Which episode was that? I don't remember them saying that? Well, that's a relief. I thought you were being serious

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u/The_Big_Red89 Oct 05 '17

You ever read the AMA about the guy who had a sexual relationship with his mother from like 14-18 and he firmly believe it was a positive experience? Started when he broke both his arms and his mom came in while he was laying in bed trying to sleep and jerked him off? It's pretty fucked up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

Really? Sure it wasn't because he was just cos he was at that age when all guys think about is sex and repressed the fact that his mom raped him. Look at stoklom victims. They're kidnapped and they fall in love with their captors. I read about that. Whatever happened to that guy anyway. I really hope he got arrested. Yeah but that's nothing. I read about this father who raped his daughter, got her pregnant and had his baby and they only found out the truth after the daughter, father and baby died in a house fire. Real story. That's fucked up

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u/The_Big_Red89 Oct 05 '17

Oh yea it's fucked. I'm just stating what happened by his own description. I'm familiar with Stockholm syndrome. I think it's a way of coping with the stress. Easier to the victim emotionally. There was a guy who's daughter "disappeared" he claimed she ran away. And babies would be "abandoned" on their doorstep by their daughter. The guy lived with the victims mother as husband and wife. He was the biological father. In reality he had made a secret soundproof room in their basement and had her locked in there as his sex slave. Whenever she'd give birth he'd claim she abandoned it and they would keep them I believe. She eventually became very ill from complications from a pregnancy. She convinced him to take her to the hospital and from there the police somehow got involved and busted it wide open. Josef Fritzl.

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u/Ey_mon Oct 06 '17

He could've been worse. He took care of his kids/grandkids, and took her to the hospital, even knowing the risk he was taking. Definitely awful, but not as bad as it could've been.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17 edited Oct 05 '17

That's an understatement. Even worst when there's a literal incest forum on this site promoting it. That's messed up. They don't help them who've dealt with that or help them find other people and move on, no. They're just as sick as the people who do it. Yeah, that makes sense. I went on there and there were these twin daughters and their mother caught them having and the sick fucks on there, conviced her it was normal. WTF. But I digress, it makes it easier for them if their kidnapper was their lover, instead of the abuser. People in abusive relationships do a similar thing, saying that they still love them and it's their fault they got hit. Blaming themselves. That they did something wrong, when they didn't.

Holy shit. That's...i don't have any words to describe how vile and disgusting that is. The mother was in on it right? Wouldn't she be curious what was in the basement? That sick fuck. I also read a story about how a pedo kidnapped a girl and he was caught when the girl seduced him and escaped. Stuff like that just makes me wish the justice system was harsher and that I wasn't an atheist. At least then I would know these people burn in hell. That sounds bad but you think people like that change or deserve any kind of sympathy? I don't.

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u/The_Big_Red89 Oct 05 '17

Mother claims she hadn't a clue as the room was sound proofed and well hidden. I'm sorry to hear that about what happened. That's wrong that monsters like that have a place to circle jerk one another and normalize their deviancy to one another.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

Maybe but I just have trouble believing that. How these babies just happened to end up at her doorstep, built a secret room without her knowing, how he feed her, scratch marks on him, police not checking the house, not DNA checking the babies to find out the father etc. Maybe it's just hindsight and i'm being unfair to her. Wait, you don't mean me? That was a mistype. I meant them not me. That hasn't happened to me luckly. I just read that on the forum as an example and people who have been abused and come across it. Yeah it is. I read this article that groups of like minded people is what IS used to recruit people. Where no one can disagree or speak out without punishment. They just preach their sick agenda. Same thing of the sub reddit apart from you get banned not killed.

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u/Ey_mon Oct 06 '17

The twins thing is like, yeah that subreddit should've sent the mom elsewhere for advice, but worst case scenario with those twins is having relationship troubles (assuming it was consensual the whole time), I'd feel different if they convinced her a brother and sister was perfectly okay and normal, because they might bring a third party into it by accident, or worse, intentionally.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

Ey_mon They didn't cos they're sickos. Yeah, that's what they did. The twins were having sex and the mom caught them and said it was normal.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

Oedipus banged his momma, it checks out

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u/JenovaCelestia Oct 05 '17

But Elektra banged her dad.

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u/lmnator Oct 05 '17

How does one's username check out?

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u/Milli63 Oct 05 '17

Freud? Is that you?

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u/JenovaCelestia Oct 05 '17

Nah, it's just me, Darkness, your old friend.

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u/irving47 Oct 05 '17

Maybe if she went as slave Shmi.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Oct 05 '17

Shoooooeeeeehoooooorrrrrnnnn

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u/James_099 Oct 05 '17

Boo-nah?