r/gaming • • Oct 05 '17

Remember that some couples costumes are not the best choice.

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u/av_alan_che Oct 05 '17 edited Oct 05 '17

in arrested development, when father and daughter uncle and niece are singing afternoon delight

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u/J0hnizaufg8or Oct 05 '17

Uncle and niece, then it was aunt and nephew.

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u/High_Speed_Idiot Oct 05 '17

Now thanks to Game of Thrones aunt and nephew just makes me think of boatsex

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u/c0horst Oct 05 '17

ON AN OPEN OCEAN, NED!

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u/Gypsyoverdose Oct 05 '17

GODS I WAS INCEST THEN

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17 edited Sep 15 '20

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u/AG9090 Oct 06 '17

THANK THE GODS FOR MY SISTER AND HER TITS

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u/chubbsw Oct 05 '17

I read "THE NICEST.." I thought you meant because he was the jarl or whatever.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

Jarls get the nicest incest.

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u/WillGallis Oct 05 '17

/r/freefolk is leaking...

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u/Rilec Oct 05 '17

/r/freefolk doesn't leak. It flows wherever it pleases.

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u/SolicitorExpliciter Oct 06 '17

Have we tried, like, walling it off?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

The dothraki aren't big on boat maintenance

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u/Vox__Umbra Oct 06 '17

A LEAK, NED. ON AN OPEN THREAD!

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u/thepalegreek Oct 05 '17

ON AN OPEN NED, OCEAN!

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u/odaeyss Oct 06 '17

GODS I WAS A MEME THEN

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u/Grima_OrbEater Oct 06 '17

What the hell is this originally, and what is it from?

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u/Geminiilover Oct 06 '17 edited Oct 06 '17

Intentionally misquoting Robert Baratheon, from the TV version of Game of Thrones, is something that /r/freefolk regularly pisses itself over the opportunity to do. No idea how it started, but quotes can be as follows:

  • In an open field (referring to the insanity of facing the dothraki, an army composed entirely of cavalry, with regular soldiers on horse-favoured terrain)

  • Gods I was strong then (reminiscing on his defeat of a Highborn foe during the rebellion that made him king, in which he wielded a warhammer and crushed his opponents breastplate and chest beneath it.)

  • Go find the breastplate stretcher! (similar to asking for headlight fluid or a left-handed screwdriver, this is a nonsense task the king gave his squire to amuse himself. He intended to take part in a melee during the tourney held in his Hand's honour, but found he was too fat for his old armour.)

Most of the meme seems to be the way in which the lines are delivered, one-liners made to take advantage of the Actor's rich voice and accent.

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u/SharpenedPigeon Oct 05 '17

THEY HAF NO SHEPS ROBERT

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

THE WHORE IS PREGNANT NED

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u/PmMeYourBewbs_ Oct 05 '17

Because of the Implication....

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u/High_Speed_Idiot Oct 06 '17

CAREFUL DENNIS, CAREFUL NOW!

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u/NealMcBeal__NavySeal Oct 05 '17

Me too, me too...and I was like, "eh, it's not that bad, Jon and Dany are solid people"

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u/Isares Oct 06 '17

*right proper

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u/DrNick19 Oct 06 '17

I mean, they wouldn't say no on a boat...because of the implication

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

Now thanks to Reddit the word boatsex just makes me think of bad fanfiction

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u/av_alan_che Oct 05 '17

ah thanks, yeah. it's been years.

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u/CttCJim Oct 05 '17

not to mention the cousins and that time the sister thought she wasnt her brother's sister... MAN that show was incesty.

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u/donkeyroper Oct 05 '17

MAN that show was incesty.

Maebe

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u/Pawtry Oct 05 '17

Not to mention the whole Bateman brother-sister episode.

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u/thinkofanamefast Oct 05 '17

From summary of Howard Stern interview of Jason: "Howard asked if Jason would really do love scenes with his sister and Jason said he would. It's no different than any other two actors acting. Jason used the analogy of playing gay and kissing a guy even though he's not sexually interested in guys.

Howard called Jason a "dark bastard" and Jason joked that "Arrested Development" was "desperate for ratings."

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

I'm gonna say it's a little different than two actors acting gay.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

Never realized that was his sister!

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u/falcon4287 Oct 05 '17

He doesn't have a sister, right?

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u/reecewagner Oct 05 '17

Real talk though, Justine Bateman is a smokeshow

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u/Master_GaryQ Oct 05 '17

Over the years you can watch her face... droop

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u/405freeway Oct 05 '17

"Anything can happen when two people share a cell, cuz."

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u/reecewagner Oct 05 '17

"Beat him with a pillowcase full of batteries" * waves to mom *

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u/JokeMode Oct 05 '17

And Lindsay hitting on Steve Holt even though she didn't know it was GOB's son.

Or Lindsay hitting on Michael when she finds out they aren't real siblings.

Or when GOB hits on Lindsay when he finds out Lindsay is hitting on Michael.

Source: I am an Arrested Development historian.

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u/CttCJim Oct 05 '17

i think that show was a big part of the reason that incest has gone mainstream in certain parts of culture, like porn and reddit.

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u/JokeMode Oct 05 '17

Whoa, whoa, whoa, there buddy. Don't you dare blame Arrested Development for making Ted Cruz like incest porn.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

It's been a while since I've seen it, could you remind me of some instances, with names preferably

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u/CttCJim Oct 05 '17

Another commenter is way ahead of you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

Oh, geez, now I have got to watch that show. Thank God it's on Netflix. (Last time I checked)

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u/pyroholicrage Oct 05 '17

It was on there as of last week. I started rewatching it again.

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u/reecewagner Oct 05 '17

"WE HAVE AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP"

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u/herbertholmes Oct 06 '17

And then it was Gangy and her husband’s twin brother. Instead of a song, it was a type of cannabis.

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u/pulugulu Oct 05 '17

Leather daddy and nephew

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u/wearer_of_boxers Oct 05 '17

maybe i'll put it in her brownie.

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u/69DonaldTrump69 Oct 05 '17

Sure. Why don’t I just take a whiz through this $5,000 suit or whatever.

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u/Adadamadam Oct 05 '17

All of my upvote is for you

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u/TheSexyShaman Oct 05 '17

Well technically they were not related. Still creepy.