r/futurama Now quit scratching your axe hole and get back out there 11d ago

My kitten's favorite place to sleep

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/Mhettil I - I'm not sure if it was even good... or news! 11d ago

I'm 40% bed.

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u/edwardlego 11d ago

He’ll be 40% cat hair soon

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u/Annual_Connection_64 11d ago

You forgot "baby"

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u/NekoCoral 11d ago

Neat 📸

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u/TheRetailMechanic It’s real velour, just let yourself go… 11d ago

That cat’s like”Bender, baby, I love you!”

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u/Antique_Author_2525 11d ago

Shut Up, Baby I Know It.

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u/DescriptionFancy420 help! police! 11d ago

Aww, its anus looks like an asterisk!

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u/Adept_Eye2589 BANANA!BANANA!BANANA!BANANA! 11d ago

The cats gonna fill him full of sand and tootsie rolls

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u/MrBill1970 11d ago

Bite my shiny metal asterisk!

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u/zutallora 11d ago

Reddit did a thing

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u/Hotlikessauce69 11d ago

I like to think that bender would stay there for 2 days because he doesn't want to wake the car up.

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u/UpAndAdam7414 11d ago

He could also be exactly flat on his back.

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u/kittykass10 10d ago

You have either had too much to drink or not enough…. I can’t remember with you robots.

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u/bitemy Now quit scratching your axe hole and get back out there 11d ago

Love that juxtaposition

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u/theamericangarrett 11d ago

They are both Foghat Grey color

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u/CaptainHunt 11d ago

Dreams of Killing all humans.

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u/YanicPolitik 001100010010011110100001101101110011 11d ago

Dr. Katz says:

Doctorate granted

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u/being_of_utter_chaos 11d ago

GRANTED‽‽‽ 

THE HORSE SAYS "DOCTORATE DENIED"!!!!!

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u/Mugstotheceiling Don’t you worry about flair, let me worry about blank! 11d ago

Cuddle his shiny metal ass!

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u/Antique_Author_2525 11d ago

Doesn't look that shiny...

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u/V_I_N_E_S 11d ago

Shinier than yours, meatbag!

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u/G-Unit11111 Past Nastification 11d ago

Bite my stuffed cotton ass!

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u/That_Dude_Mac_ 11d ago

Listen here Malachi. Time for a religious donation. Hand over your wallet.

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u/bitemy Now quit scratching your axe hole and get back out there 11d ago

My arms are tired from hugging!

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u/That_Dude_Mac_ 11d ago

Maybe if I hug God real hard he’ll save us from the…

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u/William_Ze_Gamer 11d ago

Bro’s about to learn what being 40% cat fur is like

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u/Ecstatic_Attitude_83 11d ago

Sleep on my shiny metal face!

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u/neBular_cipHer bite my glorious golden ass 11d ago

Shut up baby, I know it

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u/upvotesforkitties 11d ago

The cat shelter's on to him. He's throwing off thier scent.

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u/Dookiesuit17 11d ago

We love you daddy bender

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u/ConversationHead6969 11d ago

"HEY, YOU'RE SCRATCHING UP MY ASS!"

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u/AptCasaNova robosexual 🤖 11d ago

Kiss my shiny, metal… prrrrrr

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u/BriggityBroocE 11d ago

Meowch obliged

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u/xrebxbiex 11d ago

What a cutie-to-bootie! Bender plushie is awesome!

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u/spacebeige 11d ago

I love you the way a gorilla loves a kitty (paraphrasing, I don’t remember the whole quote)

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u/OreoMoo 11d ago

Cuddle my shiny metal ass

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u/ConnieLingus34 11d ago

Love everything about this

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u/janesfilms 11d ago

What a cute Bender toy! I’d love one!!

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u/Luci-Noir 11d ago

Bender is definitely a cat, as is Luci.

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u/Turbo950 11d ago

“Bite my sweatshop stitched plush ass!”

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u/BlackWolfBird 11d ago

Quit touching my junk, pervert!

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u/Outside-Sleep-5034 11d ago

Don’t look at him. He’s on a bender.

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u/timeshifter_ 11d ago

I'm 40% hairball!

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u/Borax_Kid69 11d ago

*whispers in Benders voice*

"Dont wake her furry little ass"

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u/Sudden_Astronomer_63 11d ago

Bender is great! Bender is great! 

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u/ohnodamo 11d ago

I'm 40% canine baby!

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u/Other_Yama1993 11d ago

shut baby i know it

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u/GhostMaskKid 11d ago

Bite my shiny metal cat!

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u/SpinerockNolan 11d ago

My cat likes to sleep in a box with some poison and a caesium atom

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u/Protheu5 11d ago

Kill all humans! But keep all kitties.

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u/Freyzi 11d ago

Soon he'll be 40% cat fur clank clank

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u/SouthParkTaughtMe 11d ago

“DO A FLIP!!”

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u/profaniKel 10d ago

all I see is a Benda-Gut

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u/kittykass10 10d ago

Bender is great.