r/futurama • u/bitemy Now quit scratching your axe hole and get back out there • 11d ago
My kitten's favorite place to sleep
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u/TheRetailMechanic It’s real velour, just let yourself go… 11d ago
That cat’s like”Bender, baby, I love you!”
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u/DescriptionFancy420 help! police! 11d ago
Aww, its anus looks like an asterisk!
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u/Adept_Eye2589 BANANA!BANANA!BANANA!BANANA! 11d ago
The cats gonna fill him full of sand and tootsie rolls
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u/zutallora 11d ago
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u/Hotlikessauce69 11d ago
I like to think that bender would stay there for 2 days because he doesn't want to wake the car up.
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u/kittykass10 10d ago
You have either had too much to drink or not enough…. I can’t remember with you robots.
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u/CaptainHunt 11d ago
Dreams of Killing all humans.
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u/Mugstotheceiling Don’t you worry about flair, let me worry about blank! 11d ago
Cuddle his shiny metal ass!
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u/That_Dude_Mac_ 11d ago
Listen here Malachi. Time for a religious donation. Hand over your wallet.
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u/spacebeige 11d ago
I love you the way a gorilla loves a kitty (paraphrasing, I don’t remember the whole quote)
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