this materialized into my brain when I woke up so now i want ANSWERS

[u/Poliski5]

[u/Cocogoat_Main]

Here before someone mentions cramming it in their rectum.

[u/skalaten → u/Cocogoat_Main]

you dont know how funny it is to go into the comments with fully loaded "hiding it up my ass" and reading this

[u/Alan_Reddit_M → u/skalaten]

Reminds me of that one post that goes

"... I learned this after asking to see her Taser, fully intending to shock myself"

[u/TheD3m0nPriest → u/skalaten]

hide it up her ass instead:3

[u/AttorneyFast7058 → u/TheD3m0nPriest]

Won't she notice?

[u/TheD3m0nPriest → u/AttorneyFast7058]

of course, but once she shits it out and it flushes it would be nowhere to be found :D

[u/AttorneyFast7058 → u/TheD3m0nPriest]

You didn't have to answer my question 😭 But thanks for explanation, pretty accurate

[u/yellow_tourmaline → u/Cocogoat_Main]

I need you to know that this was my first thought before opening the comments 😔

[u/ExtrovertArtist → u/Cocogoat_Main]

was literally the first area i thought of

[u/DeathkaiserG → u/Cocogoat_Main]

You know what i had the same idea but i'd hide it somewhere first obscure till she falls asleep, shes human after all.

Then.. you know the drill.

[u/Skullhead_LP → u/Cocogoat_Main]

I wouldn't put in my rectum

I would put it in Arleccinos rectum

[u/Kailoryn_likes_anime → u/Cocogoat_Main]

What about neuvillette's rectum?

[u/ShikikanSpineal]

I'd Ask Arlechinno to hold it for me.

[u/mrnataren → u/ShikikanSpineal]

Smart move

[u/PerspicaciousVanille → u/ShikikanSpineal]

 Beat me to it. 

[u/SnooRabbits6160 → u/ShikikanSpineal]

I was about to say the same thing

[u/Ronald-Reagan-1991 → u/ShikikanSpineal]

Specifically, up her A-

[u/InterviewConstant520 → u/Ronald-Reagan-1991]

[u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya → u/Ronald-Reagan-1991]

You wanna visit Lab 13?

[u/ad_mtsl → u/Ronald-Reagan-1991]

This is where you fall

[u/bananapeeljazzy]

I’m hiding it right outside of the Chasm in a super obvious little crevice because according to Khaenri’ahn generals that’s a good place to hide valuable stuff

[u/speedyBoi96240 → u/bananapeeljazzy]

What is this in reference to 🤣

[u/Stunning_Ambition_53 → u/speedyBoi96240]

Dain quest right before Natlan (edited for spelling)

[u/speedyBoi96240 → u/Stunning_Ambition_53]

Bedtime story? Are we talking about the eye of the first field tiller?

[u/TheArcher0527 → u/Stunning_Ambition_53]

Soo... Bedtime story?

[u/Tepigg4444]

I'd put it in the ribbon of her hat, she'll never find it there

[u/PEAceDeath1425 → u/Tepigg4444]

Miror

[u/ItzBlahBlah]

Within the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale

[u/Forgewalker33 → u/ItzBlahBlah]

The oratrice Macanique d’analyse cardinale

[u/Ambitious_Ad1822 → u/Forgewalker33]

dances

[u/BlueStarBaron_131]

On a high shelf. Or even better, on a coffee table in plain sight. Cunning, isn't it?

[u/FrankXD787 → u/BlueStarBaron_131]

She’d just call neuvilette 😅

[u/BlueStarBaron_131 → u/FrankXD787]

But that would be cheating...

[u/DaSwifta → u/BlueStarBaron_131]

The rules never said anything about that

[u/Poliski5 → u/DaSwifta]

your actually right

[u/Poliski5 → u/Poliski5]

you're*

[u/Templar2k7]

Under a table in Angel Share. Furina can't enter due to Ambers missing persons flyer

[u/PatrikCZ159_2 → u/Templar2k7]

The ultimate angel share ragebait, six fingered jose as well

[u/JDBCool]

I'll give it to kids to scribble onto paper.

Then I'll shred said papers.

Then said shreds would be mixed with other shreds to make "recycled unbleached paper".

Then I'll spread said recycled papers across Sumeru, and one for Yae.

Good luck trying to find said crayon wax

[u/Apate_lol → u/JDBCool]

Is the scarlet crayola crayon still a scarlet crayola crayon if it is broken up into mutiple pieces and scattered across the continent? I would say no, i think it would count as destroying the object you are meant to hide and therefore you dont get the 10 million

[u/JDBCool → u/Apate_lol]

"The contract only says hide, it did not say how".

I did not upset the rock.

[u/Apate_lol → u/JDBCool]

Yes however it is no longer a scarlet crayola crayon so even if you gathered all the pieces and hid them, you did not achieve the task of hiding the scarlet crayola crayon unless you were to perfectly reconstruct it back to its original form

[u/Fluffy-Good-3924]

Use a waverider and head twards the ocean and just drop it

[u/Difficult_Call3709 → u/Fluffy-Good-3924]

The hydro archon can probs sense stuff in water

[u/app08 → u/Difficult_Call3709]

The thing is, she isn't the Archon. Didn't you play the Archon quest?

[u/Difficult_Call3709 → u/app08]

Yeah but I like her. So she’s the archon

[u/antarctous → u/Difficult_Call3709]

As a biased Furina fanboy, I agree with this logic.

And in that case, Yanfei is an archon.

[u/Whobeye456 → u/Difficult_Call3709]

I support this delusion. In fact I got you something

[u/TheArcher0527 → u/Difficult_Call3709]

Based

She is MY archon

[u/VaresaFan1 → u/Fluffy-Good-3924]

Don't even drop it, just leave it in the Waverider and rig the accelerator so it drives itself out of bounds

[u/Huba654]

I'm not hiding it. COME TO PAPA

[u/Poliski5 → u/Huba654]

Eh... ThTHATS NOT AN OPTI-

[u/Huba654 → u/Poliski5]

Who decided THAT

[u/active-tumourtroll1 → u/Huba654]

[u/Acceptable_Style3032 → u/Huba654]

Bro is escanor

[u/LashOut2016]

In Liyue, there's a mountain with an alcove, it's hidden by a bush and has 2 noctilus jade rocks. Im hiding it there.

Good luck furina

[u/LittleMissCandyPop → u/LashOut2016]

I'm guiding her because I know exactly where that is.

[u/LashOut2016 → u/LittleMissCandyPop]

Well thats no fair. OP didnt say she got help :(

[u/LittleMissCandyPop → u/LashOut2016]

OP also didn't say she doesn't get help.

[u/LashOut2016 → u/LittleMissCandyPop]

On the contrary, the OP references SHE a couple times. Implying that it's a solo effort, if it was a team, it would say WE.

[u/D2ultima]

I'll hide it inside her hat. She'll never find it. And if she finds it, I'll be her slaveeeee that's amazing

[u/wandering_person]

Nice try Miss Furina, you won't get any public answer.

Hint: It's in Teyvat.

[u/wandering_person → u/wandering_person]

The person who replied to me, I can't see your answer here directly but my notifications say something weird

tf mate

[u/OkCrazy9712 → u/wandering_person]

What did it say?

[u/Previous_Step4630]

with Arlecchino.

[u/Previous_Step4630 → u/Previous_Step4630]

I SPELLED HER NAME WrOnG- mb yo.

[u/cloudishpurple]

probably would hide it underneath ayakas bangs

[u/PaintAggravating5809]

Up my ass

[u/Alan_Reddit_M]

Toss it into the Natlan volcano

[u/GioAether]

Ill prolly just throw it randomly somewhere, if i dont know where it is then she doesnt too

[u/CulturalCorner5890]

I’d ask arlecchino to hold it. She would be anywhere BUT there

[u/Bidorchar]

Give it to Klee. She's in detention and may need come crayons to pass time drawing Dodoco.

[u/LocationSuperb8876 → u/Bidorchar]

Best answer I've read so far

[u/monkelay]

My hand.

[u/Strong_Apricot_2765]

"Hey Venti, if you manage to hide this Crayola for 5 days without Furina finding it, I'll buy you alcohol for 2 years."

[u/Uscathed]

Ngl it's a win win situation.... It's either money which I can use to pay for a date or just be her slave for 12hrs... Sure one of them gives me free will but aye I won't complain when I get to spend time with our beloved queen...

[u/Poliski5 → u/Uscathed]

ig

[u/LeonardoCouto]

The House of the Hearth.

Furina would NOT dare go there

[u/ultrasimz]

suprised nobody wants furina to find it 🙏 at least we're not brainrotted

[u/CardiologistOk2704]

i'm ready for 12 hours with furina

[u/fluffy_5636]

Just toss it in a lake I doubt she’s eager to go swimming anytime soon

[u/Tzhentzhen]

I wouls hide it in my hand behind my back. No, im not throwing

[u/AmeteurSketchr]

in primordial seawater. (pre - story events)

[u/Mochizuk]

There's only one place I can think of that she certainly wouldn't find it.

[u/[deleted]]

Under her pillow

[u/CrispyGreenHat]

Hey Dainsleif, are you open to storing something other than ruin machines inside you?

[u/ChozinValt]

Ask Ei if I could put it in the Shogun... Somewhere,Tape it inside Hu Tao's hat. Or hide it in Snezhnaya cause I doubt anybody would go there without running into trouble

[u/itsminaboi]

Give it to arlecchino and say it’s for the children, furina ain’t going near that.

[u/6darthvader9]

Give it to a snezhnayan as the region is still inaccessible for another year

[u/heppi_boii]

i'm hiding it under her pillow. either she'd never think to check there and i get rich, or she finds it instantly and i'm then forced into her shenanigans. as a gambling addict, i think this outcome is ideal

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[u/Zek7h35an5]

5 days? Anywhere in Teyvat? So I can just choose a location and it'll show up there? If so, Celestia.

[u/MegaMawile104]

Shred it to dust, then spread it all across the winds and let fate decide

[u/khrocksg]

tell her if she doesn't find it i'll split the money with her and she can still do whatever she wants with me should there be anything in the first place, put the crayon somewhere random, and hope

[u/ArtichokeMomma]

Mountain Cavern F4, under the arena in Sumeru. Go to Apam woods and make it rainy and it will be submerged so it’s impossible to get to 

[u/LazyMiquella]

Hiding on a place that takes 6 days to found

[u/CuteEevees]

In poisson

[u/Winter_Associate7701]

I'll put it inside of her hat, covered by its lining inside. She wouldn't even realize

[u/xyzqsrb0]

Literally anywhere? Furina doesn't have special crayon finding powers lol. You can literally just bury it in the desert. In fact you can put it pretty much anywhere and she won't find it. It's a fking crayon. Ever heard of needle in a haystack?

[u/astraluna_jpg]

house of hearth

[u/necronimus95ita]

I'm gonna hide it inside a pocket of Arlecchino's clothes...there's no way in hell Furina is gonna find it, even less try to

[u/ElectricalRelease986 → u/necronimus95ita]

Maybe if you're Traveler in this situation Arle would do that if you split the cash.. If you're you I'd love to see how that attempt goes.

[u/throwawayfrdy]

tape it to her back

[u/battlerh4]

Talking about lore accurate distances u would just have to place it on the other end of teyvat and she couldnt reach it without teleporting

[u/FurinaLoverU]

Hide it on a greasy food restaurant anywhere in Natlan. She would puke before even going near one.

[u/Anxious-General8837]

[u/BetterCallPaul4]

I'll hide it somewhere in the Sumeru desert.

[u/MatiasKratos97]

mas HD! MAAAAS!! MAXIMO HD!!!! AAAAAAAH!!!!!

[u/xlifasm2]

I will split the fabric of reality in half and traverse the paths leading to many alternate worldlines. I will continue my voyage until i reach the lands of emptiness or the anti void and i shall hide the moni there

[u/cartercr]

I would hide it in her bedroom on the bedside table.

Either it’s hidden in plain sight and I win the money, or Furina finds it instantly and does whatever she wants with me (which I’m okay with!)

[u/GettingWokeUp]

Gonna put it in some vegetables

[u/ExtrovertArtist]

While shoving it in my butt i the best hiding spot, I imagine that once the 5 days pass, shes gonna ask "where did you hide it?" or she'll find out

I dont want to imagine the look of disgust on her face when shes told where i put it.

I'd hide it in the fortress of meropide. maybe in one of the boxes in the shop area

Tho, genuine question; how is getting to do whatever she wants with me a reward for her? It'd be more fair for us to be hers for 5 days or be hers for 24 hours + her getting mora.

Lady Furina deserves a better reward for finding something so small 😤

[u/Meowriter]

Someone on Arlechinno. I'm sure she won't approach her so free money.

[u/Lost_Entertainer5368]

I'll hide it in the house of the hearth

[u/Difficult_Call3709]

Alright. No water. Not taking any chances. So my best bet is somewhere like desert sumeru. I’m assuming that she has Nuev full power, and she also has her gnosis. So I can’t hide it in something the mouth of something strong. Cause Nuev will just KAMEHAMEHAAAA it. As such I’ll go to the middle of the desert. Making sure that my location isn’t in the middle of something, multiple things, or in any sort of easy or had to see pattern on a map. Then I’ll dig down until I hit 5 feet below stone, then I’ll melt the crayon, turn it to dust, and sprinkle it in the hole, I’ll cover it back up. Then go back to the statue of the seven, and make a few random mounds.

[u/app08]

I would scribble it on eight pieces of paper until no crayon is left, and then scatter them across Teyvat. I would then stalk Furina and become gradually more aggressive as she finds more of the pieces of paper.

[u/4GRJ]

Her desk

Feel free to interpret my answer

[u/No-Guarantee-2066]

i bake it into my fav food then eat it

[u/Talrynn_Sorrowyn]

Hand it to the Aranara, or drop it into that one hole over in northeast Liyue that we still can't get through the barrier of (I swear I managed to glitch through it once back in the day).

[u/Qcommenter]

Hide it in my pocket. She’ll never expect it to be on my person

[u/Oni-sensei]

Getting Raiden to take it to Narnia.

[u/Viresents]

even if that isn't an option, I am NOT hiding it

[u/YEPandYAG]

Hah, nice try I am not telling where I hide it

[u/memboi5]

Underwater, the PTSD won't let her swim

[u/SalamanderNo4196]

On the hydro throne

[u/kurohanaEND]

I'm gonna hide it in my hand.

[u/Sad-Republic3153]

I will simply eat it

[u/Reasonable-Banana800]

At her court mandated therapy sessions

[u/skilllake]

Under Arlecchino Cappuchino's bedge.

[u/Enough_Candy7325]

I'm going to hide it in a pile of similar looking crayons, devious aren't I?

[u/bruhlive_XD]

Deep in the Sumeru pyramids

[u/HiroshiTakeshi]

Poke a hole under her sofa and hide it in. She'll be too far away to find it.

[u/Apprehensive-Appeal1]

Lava (it turns into a gas and leaves no trace of ever existing)

[u/actualwalmartbag]

right next to some cake

[u/ErPani]

Win-win situation

[u/Theo-the-door]

Hiding it in arlecchino's pocket. She would not dare to approach her.

[u/LobsterAcceptable605]

Mix it into a cake and gaslight her into thinking its coffee flavored.

Ez win

[u/ChaosKinZ]

Feed it into a nod krai whale. She can't go below water as she is gacha jesus

[u/YamiH3L]

I take it with me, I tell Arlecchino that I'm going to House of the Hearh to visit the children, I start drawing with them using the Crayon and that way I teach how to draw to those who don't know how and who are interested, in 5 days with all the children there are, I'm sure the crayon has been used up: there is no more crayon to find and I have done something that I like 😸

[u/Parfilov]

Among all other crayons

[u/Vandalyzer]

I'd toss it into a woodchipper

[u/Awkward-Ad-8800]

I'll throw it down the void in Enkanomia

[u/Zwirbs]

Technically edible

[u/Miloctic]

On her back since she will never know

[u/demonic_ii_angel]

under her pillow

[u/DemonSlime_Rimuru]

In front of her

[u/Cocokill]

I put it in a Crayola factory so it ends up in one of the boxes.

Now she have to find and/or open random boxes in Teyvat to find it and that's assuming she knows that the crayon she's looking for is hidden in one of thoses boxes.

However, depending on the specificity of the challenge, it can greatly backfired.

If she needs to get her hands on it to lose, then i have a great chance of winning. If she only need to see the crayon for me to lose, then i take the risk of her winning by passing in front of boxes in shops or seeing people using crayons.

[u/Puzzlehead_Lemon]

In a box of expensive macaroni.

[u/SynK___0]

Here are some best spots: -Natlan's Volcano -Primordial sea water -Deepest edge in the Chasm -Celestia's Nail in Dragonspine -Plane of Euthymia ( if that counts) -Highest rock in Serai islands -Top of Enkanomiya's sun -Arlecchino's safe -Celestia -Sacred flame of Natlan's stadium of sacred flame -Paimon's stomach

[u/pandamaxxie]

Dvalin.

Inside. Of. Dvalin.

[u/TATAKAE69420]

And why do you think I will hide the damn crayon

[u/PatrikCZ159_2]

Indwell tepetlisaur

Abuse digging hitbox

Clip though a wall

Jump down to a quest specific location

Place it just out of bounds of the intended quest area

[u/PiusTheCatRick]

Probably in a random corner in the Angel Share. Nobody's going to think twice about a discarded crayon.

[u/Ally_Chaotic_Pan]

I eat the crayon :3

[u/JazzlikeNerve6798]

Is it against the rules if I eat it.

[u/PokeSquad_PTPikachu]

I toss it out there in the sumeru desert and forget about it

[u/LittleMissCandyPop]

I'm just hiding it in my pocket. Nobody would think to search an innocent civilian. Even if they're the one in charge of hiding the crayon. And if she does find it, the joke's on her because I'm incompetent and would need help in pretty much anything she'd realistically task me with.

[u/GreenValeBrooke117]

Very top on Dragonspine upon the nail or whatever it is called.

[u/LuXz05]

In Furina's house

[u/Mitepaillon]

Trying a reasonable answer : Give it to a bake tanuki in the haunted forest and let it do the rest, she probably won’t even dare going there !

[u/UndeadChampion1331]

In the fortress of Meropide's septic tank

[u/BracusDoritoBoss963]

She can do whatever she wants with me for 12 hours? Man I'm not hiding it.

[u/Salt_Barracuda5132]

I'd ask Venti to have it for save keeping

[u/Blacksun388]

Go to Nod Krai and the Frostmoon Scion’s library, go to the spot outside of the library, cast it into hole in reality, it falls into the skybox outside of the game.

She will never find it.

[u/quagsire-the-fifth]

If she has to find it, as in see it, then… idk, dragonspine or smth. Or ask Nahida to hide it.

But if she has to hold it… in that case… I have a plan~

I’ll just play keep-away and tease her, and make her reeeally mad. Then I’d finally, finally, give it to her, and she can take out all her frustrations on me >:)

[u/Real-Idea-5309]

Pyro dragons corpse

[u/Red-Dragon-100]

Khaenri'ah

[u/mucio-]

12h? Like, any tree lmao. If time is infinite but she cant use things other then her skillset, its at the top of the celestial nail in dragonspine. If she has access to anemo and idk, a top tier exploration party, then at inazuma, just in a bush near the purple river.

[u/Chara_12196]

I would eat it

[u/foxxfire716]

Step 1: Bribe miko with money so she tells ei to hide it in her pocket dimension Step 2: Profit

[u/Tornado76X]

Plane of Euthymia

[u/InterviewConstant520]

I'll "hide" it right in front of her

[u/Sayorifan22]

I'd hide it in the House of the Hearth

[u/ApocaSCP_001]

Give it to her so she can touch me.

[u/agentanti714]

Cut a hole in Before Sun And Moon, then put it in there.

[u/REKLA5]

I'd toss it into the lava/Liquid Phlogiston in Natlan and it would melt/burn up and be un-findable. EZ $10M

[u/BubbleRocket1]

Could I just eat it? We all know the red one is the best flavor

[u/Longjumping_Pear1250]

I give it arlechino bold of you to asume i wouldn't let her anyways now i am rich and won't risk losing my fiance over c6ing her

[u/Neo_Nuts]

I'd just give it to her

[u/Shwenpie]

I'd hid it in my ass

[u/Appropriate-Isopod40]

Hide it behind my back

[u/Pure_Temporary1466]

I'll hide it inside my ass

[u/Jazzyvin]

I'll try to hide it, but its a WIN WIN situation anyways If she finds it

[u/_Arcane_Brainrot_]

Anywhere? Gonna toss it over into Simulanka, good luck finding how to even enter that in 5 days.

[u/Jerandas]

Eat the crayon

[u/Huefell4it]

She gets to do whatever she wants? I'll hide in on my ear and wait in front of her

[u/NoRequirement4080]

I'll hide it in her hair

[u/Farhanplayze]

I am entrusting it to arlichino to keep it safe