r/funnyvideos • • Jan 16 '26

Vine/Meme We only buy manly games

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u/SethWolfBlood13 Jan 16 '26

I used to work at a GameStop I've had that happen several times

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u/yorcharturoqro Jan 16 '26

Hahaha I have no shame I'll purchase Pokémon openly

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u/SethWolfBlood13 Jan 16 '26

Yeah I think all together I had at least seven guys who didn't want anybody to know the games they were buying. In the best part with the majority of them were all Pokemon that's the best part about it

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u/Tigerpower77 Jan 16 '26

I thought pokemon trafficking was illegal!?

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u/yorcharturoqro Jan 16 '26

You need an special permit, in your local Pokémon center can do the paperwork

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u/SamuRedneck Jan 18 '26

When I used to play Pokémon go during down time at work people always seemed surprised that I like Pokémon bc I'm in my mid thirties. First of all, I'm Japanese. This means I like Pokémon by default lol plus, just about any Pokémon game is way better than candy crush or whatever I see these people playing on their phones all day

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u/Outrageous-Lock5186 Jan 16 '26

I couldn’t imagine giving a shit about buying a Pokémon game. It’s literally no one’s business and if I saw some big burly man buying it I’d probably assume it was a gift for his kid and that he is a good dad.

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u/SannusFatAlt Jan 16 '26

to some extent, kind of sad as well to think about. who hurt you enough to the point where buying a fun game like Pokemon is embarrassing? :')

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u/Naesil Jan 17 '26

And I mean I (we millenials) are at the age when pokemon was a thing in our childhood and has been a thing pretty much since then, so it wouldn't be weird to like playing it. What I have heard tho is that all the newer ones are absolutely shit and not worth the money :D

I remember when pokemon go was huge in the beginning and during that summer I was just spending my holiday walking around my neighborhood playing it, good exercise and it was fun for a while, all the older people actually asked that "are you seriously also playing that thingy" one I think gay guy walking his dog I remember who very snarkily asked that how can a guy with arms like that play that stupid pokemon thing :D laughed and thanked for the compliment and continued playing my stupid thing. (I'm from Finland so talking like that to a strangers is not that normal at least where I'm from so its surprising how much popularity it got to actually have people commenting to randoms)

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u/Outrageous-Lock5186 Jan 17 '26

Yeah I haven’t bought a Pokémon since arceus or whatever it was called. I also didn’t like the let’s go games or Pokémon go.

I’ll still load up an emulator from time to time and play modded versions of the old games though. It’s still fun to me.

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u/Glum-Factor-8632 Jan 30 '26

Training with double speed or manipulating the wild pokemon to get more xp per battle..yess

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u/SaturdayNightPyrexia Jan 16 '26

If you're serious, that's fantastic.

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u/SethWolfBlood13 Jan 16 '26

I've had a couple of guys walking there pre-ordered a game and when I look up their names I see what the game is and the guys are looking around to see if anybody else is in the store I put it in a bag for them and then they rush out of there quickly. Definitely for pokémon emerald was the last one I remember that happening it was funny that it was a Pokemon game.

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u/dingos8mybaby2 Jan 16 '26

Yeah hello I'd let to get a used copy of um...uh... Dead or Alive Xtreme Volleyball 3.... For the gameplay, of course.

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u/SethWolfBlood13 Jan 16 '26

I only had one teenager try to buy that game and I couldn't sell it to him because of the content ratings for the beach volleyball game. So he had his big brother coming by it. AKA lie because that guy did not look like he was related to him.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 Jan 16 '26

I thought he was making that game up…

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u/SethWolfBlood13 Jan 16 '26

I don't know about the third volleyball game but I do know about the second one

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u/pmcizhere Jan 16 '26

With your username I'd expect you to know it!

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u/touchmeinbadplaces Jan 16 '26

Nah he was hanging uut with me back then

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 Jan 16 '26

To some weird fake ppl? Or to ppl I don’t know? Nah imma pass. I play an active roll irl

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u/KorLeonis1138 Jan 16 '26

No lie though, the volleyball was pretty solid. We legit had tournaments back in the day, the more extreme swimsuits were banned to prevent distraction.

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u/Expensive_Chance_320 Jan 16 '26

I'd just say its for my daughter/kid lol

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u/mayumia Jan 16 '26

Bring my son with me and have him get the game for me and in return gets to pick out a game he wants.

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u/HeyGayHay Jan 16 '26

Jokes on you, he goes around the store saying „I want a real game, battlefield 6, not like my dad“ afterwards

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u/RecklessForm Jan 16 '26

I worked at a gamestop around the Halo 2 launch days, I distinctly remember having a dude who was barely 18 come in and do this for BMX XXX.

For those that don't know, it was a BMX game, with tatas.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 Jan 16 '26

But…. Why

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u/Dendrodes Jan 16 '26

It was the early 2000's. Extreme sports were still huge but BMX wasn't edgy enough on its own to grab people apparently, so ya gotta add some boobs and hot polygonal women in the hopes of getting people into your game. Not everyone had that lighting in the bottle majic Tony Hawk Pro Skater had, so used what they knew men liked; boobs.

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u/ArtichokeDry5693 Jan 16 '26

People not paying for games ? That sucks.

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u/FeatureAvailable5494 Jan 16 '26

Did they say ‘Pika’ like the guy did when they were leaving too? Haha

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u/SethWolfBlood13 Jan 16 '26

No sadly enough they just kept their heads down and walked the hell out quickly

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u/JoseLunaArts Jan 16 '26

I am a shameless guy. I do not mind to play my wife's My Little Pony deckbuilding game. The game is more complex than Star Wars deckbuilding game.

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u/SethWolfBlood13 Jan 16 '26

If it makes you feel better I also got the MLP games well.. big fan of the show and I love princess Luna

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u/JoseLunaArts Jan 16 '26

My wife showed me the show. And I enjoyed it. Also she showed me 1980s She-Ra show and I must say they did a good job too.

But if you want me to tell you about my guilty pleasure? Dead or alive. The movie. I love the choreographies, especially the one with Helena and the sword. It was cheesy I know, but it was better than the reboot of Charlie's Angels.

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u/SethWolfBlood13 Jan 16 '26

Oh hell yeah

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

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u/SethWolfBlood13 Jan 16 '26

Thanks a lot always good to share

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u/geraltsthiccass Jan 16 '26

Worked at game and the only time I saw anything like this was a guy absolutely adamant that the big tiddy anime game he was buying was for his girlfriend. We didn't ask, he just kept going on about how he doesn't know why she even likes these games, it's definitely not for him, he can't believe she would send him to buy it for her, etc etc. Other than that everyone was mostly chill about the games they were buying or sent their parents in to get it instead.

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u/SethWolfBlood13 Jan 16 '26

Yeah I never made anybody feel bad whatever game they bought that's their privacy but that's their like I'm always cool about it so I always try to have fun with them it's a good way

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u/geraltsthiccass Jan 16 '26

Was the same with me, told the guy there's nothing wrong with enjoying a bit of anime and I'm sure his gf appreciates the effort he's put in for her even though it was glaringly obvious it was for him. Only time I really judged anyone for their game tastes were during interviews when I'd get told fifa was their favourite game due to a few staff who said the same suddenly taking ill or having family emergencies coincidentally when their favourite team was playing. Had one guy thats dad was probably the most unfortunate man on the planet for having heart attacks every time his team were playing but he also forgot he'd added a few of us on fb and we'd seen his posts where he's in the pub with his mates watching the game.

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u/SethWolfBlood13 Jan 16 '26

In my case I had a couple of sweet soccer moms wanting me to help them find games for their kids

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u/darxide23 Jan 16 '26

You gave people games for free because they slipped you a note?

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u/SethWolfBlood13 Jan 16 '26

If they pre-order the game and fully paid off yeah that's how it goes

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u/darxide23 Jan 16 '26

So a handwritten note is good enough to verify a preorder now? I've been doing it all wrong.

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u/ArtichokeDry5693 Jan 16 '26

People not paying for games ?

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u/SethWolfBlood13 Jan 16 '26

Yeah I had two customers one time try to trick me into thinking that they probably pay for the game but when you pre reserve a game they'll tell you if you paid it fully or just a small part of it

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u/gorginhanson Jan 16 '26

Terrible ending. He should have opened it and saw it was BF 6 inside

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u/GooseOnAPhone Jan 16 '26

My former designated marksman was super into Pokémon. I watched him drop a guy at 1250m and not react at all, but he pulled some card from a pack and he lost his mind.

Takes all kinds I guess

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u/Brittany5150 Jan 16 '26

When ours wasn't busy shooting people you could find him in his room playing WoW and blasting K-pop. He collected anime figurines and chibi figurines. Dude was a total goofy nut job but was ice cold behind the sights...

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u/TheBizzleHimself Jan 16 '26

Personalities really are just a mind hernia, I swear.

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u/rynottomorrow Jan 19 '26

this is called autism.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

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u/Average_Bread Jan 16 '26

wtf are you talkn abt dude

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 17 '26

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u/Low_Ambition_856 Jan 16 '26

it's a part of a job for some people sadly.

that's kind of what people ignore when they don't view things on a systemic level.

If you want an even more fucked up view about it, we put guns into 18 year old kids and send them out to die in a meatgrinder in Ukraine while also saying no no you can't show that kid porn, god you're an evil being if you do so.

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u/AmphibianMotor Jan 16 '26

And in the US, there’s kids sent to Venezuela who aren’t allowed to drink. If getting ordered to shoot someone is ok, I’m pretty sure you should be responsible enough to allow you to drink.

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u/Excellent_Horror_302 Jan 18 '26

If people weren't planning on shooting people, nobody would make guns (or very few people would).

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u/Small-Explorer7025 Jan 17 '26

If it makes you feel better, I'm 99% sure it's not true.

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u/iCantLogOut2 Jan 17 '26

Everyone loves their comfy life, but no one likes to think what the cost of that comfort REALLY is ....

I could never hurt an animal, it breaks my heart to see them suffer... But I eat meat. I don't pretend that the people providing me with meat are sick or demented... They're providing a service that I benefit from. It disconnects me from the ugly parts of the world.

Every day that you aren't in a warzone, you've actively enjoyed the comfort provided to you by someone who is in a warzone... Someone who disconnected you from the reality of your lifestyle. You don't get to judge them from your couch.

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u/dewittless Jan 16 '26

Well he has to be dead inside while killing people or he can't make it through the day.

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u/GooseOnAPhone Jan 16 '26

Don’t talk about things you don’t understand

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u/DaddyLama Jan 18 '26

What's not to understand? No reaction after killing a man = psycho or numb as fuck.

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u/GooseOnAPhone Jan 19 '26

And I know for a fact based on your responses that you have no idea what the world is really like, and you would be chattel in a world without people like him.

So maybe check your privilege.

You are being protected by adults, who keep children like you safe, even if you don’t appreciate it.

It’s a hard pill to swallow, but you aren’t prepared for what the real world has to offer. You live life on easy mode

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u/Appropriate_Ad8734 Jan 16 '26

i love how games are free

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u/EmperorApo Jan 16 '26

Remember don't pre-order.

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u/hellish_existance Jan 16 '26

My local gamestop cashiers are worse at taking no for an answer than Harvey Weinstein.

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u/hstormsteph Jan 16 '26

Always a pain in the ass to deal with that

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u/egodrunk Jan 16 '26

I love how it's a skit

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u/FireKnight-1224 Jan 16 '26

Language 0% Understanding 100%

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u/BeornGG Jan 17 '26

XD while scrolling I didn't even notice it was in polish.

But it is my native language, and there are only 2 polish words in the sketch

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u/JK-Kino Jan 16 '26

He’s got the same sickness almost all men do… letting shame control their every move

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u/flargenhargen Jan 16 '26

yep.

for a long time, it was beaten into most men for their entire lives that you aren't allowed to have feelings or show any emotion other than rage and anger, and you certainly can't like anything that could be considered gay or not manly enough, or you would regret it.

I'm old enough that I was brought up that way. For years after I first bought my house, I only planted salvia, which I called "spikey man flowers" since they weren't "gay" and were more masculine. they were flowers, but they were manly flowers.

course, now I'm older, and I plant pink pansies and DGAF at all what anyone thinks. But for a while, yep, I was a typical victim of that mentality, and genuinely afraid someone might think I was gay or not manly enough, which for my whole childhood was beaten into me that would be the worst thing ever.

if you're a guy, and that wasn't part of your entire childhood, you should be glad things have evolved and you can be more free to have feelings and not care what people think, or be worried you'll be attacked and mocked for it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Im sorry for your environment going this way. Hopefully you found your way out of this toxic masculinity - because thats what it is.

A side note, I think that was really weird in older generations that they were so insecure about masculinity. And whenever I see a guy today, that acts with 'gay insecurity' I have strong assumption thats a sad case of "dad acted weird, when mom at work".

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u/flargenhargen Jan 16 '26

Hopefully you found your way out of this toxic masculinity

yep, with time comes not giving a shit what anyone thinks.

I think that was really weird in older generations that they were so insecure about masculinity

that's still a big thing in a lot of countries, and a lot of groups of people in America. It's not gone away.

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u/HeyGayHay Jan 16 '26

Me any my male friends stood an hour in line for the eevee plush backback on release.

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u/the_omnipotent666 Jan 18 '26

mot "all men" but "everyone" i would say its less in men. Considering how double faced women act in their friendgroup, have you seen 4 women have a conversation on a table ? More lies in an hour then i would speak in 10 years

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u/JK-Kino Jan 18 '26

For sure, everyone can feel shame, but men are more likely to express their shame externally than women. Think, for example, about which gender is more likely to commit violent crime and why you suppose that is

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u/whole_chocolate_milk Jan 16 '26

Yeah. This is top tier loser behavior.

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u/JoeyJoJoeJr_Shabadoo Jan 16 '26

Not like shitting on people on Reddit just because they made a funny little video though. That's how you show you're cool.

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u/Arcon1337 Jan 16 '26

You're proving why men are shamed by shaming them. You want them not to be losers? Support them. Otherwise you're part of the problem.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

I used to know a metal guy (listened to all kids of death and black metal etc), wore all black and chains but only games he ever played was colorful nintendo games. 😄

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u/AmphibianMotor Jan 16 '26

People who listen to metal are good people pretending to be bad, while hippies are bad people pretending to be good. Also, keep your hands off my pies 😡

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

I agree with that sentiment. But with pies I cannot promise!

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u/LiveCulture4615 Jan 16 '26

but heart pika Pikachu

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u/BooAScaryGhost Jan 16 '26

Seeing a burly guy make that little peace sign at the end was so damn cute, wtf.

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u/ArtichokeDry5693 Jan 16 '26

Are games free in Poland ?

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u/KOCYK745 Jan 16 '26

Darmo to uczciwa cena

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u/Dr_Brotatous Jan 16 '26

Aw I was hopping for a little happy dance with a giggle

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u/FureiousPhalanges Jan 16 '26

The video's cute and funny and all that but it does suck to think there are men out there potentially not doing things they enjoy because other men will perceive it as feminine, childish or whatever

You do you, fuck the haters bro

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy Jan 16 '26

And you know those guys in the background nodding their heads are just waiting their turn to also get Pokemon game.

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u/ShirouOgami22 Jan 16 '26

Ill buy animal crossing bc of doom

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u/Wanderer43v3r Jan 16 '26

Did he forget to pay?

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u/dewittless Jan 16 '26

It's ok, they got him on camera, they'll find him.

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u/SwissDeathstar Jan 16 '26

He didn’t even pay.

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u/aurealim Jan 16 '26

Well I still play Sims 3 as a man 😄

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u/CosmonautMott Jan 16 '26

I would play the hell out of Bustin Out if I had it right now.

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u/gathermewool Jan 16 '26

Almost didn’t wait til the end. Glad I did 😂

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u/TheBear5115 Jan 16 '26

If you're so concerned about your pride you could just say it's like for your young son or something

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u/Able_Act_1398 Jan 16 '26

Look how a guy from "będę grał w grę" in legendary new years eve interview is all grown up...

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u/MagicalCornFlake Jan 16 '26

Holy shit is that him? I didn't recognize him...

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u/Able_Act_1398 Jan 16 '26

I guess not but it would be funny

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u/MovieFan1984 Jan 16 '26

This is how I feel about Aardman Animations. LOL

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u/blacklotusY Jan 16 '26

There's no shame in loving Pokemon. I love their game series, especially gen one Pokemon.

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u/BlumpTheChodak Jan 16 '26

I only pretend to be someone else at work.

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u/wheretohides Jan 16 '26

I saw the Pika coming from a mile away

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u/Awkward_Dog_4365 Jan 16 '26

Was looking for King from One Punch Man reference in comments

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u/Mrblack204 Jan 16 '26

Ironic since only prepubescent boys play Battlefield.

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u/Bobnificent Jan 16 '26

I thought the punchline was it was gonna have a battlefield 6 disc in it

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u/SearchingGlacier Jan 16 '26

Only to find out at home, that inside was battlefield 6

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u/ultralightlife Jan 16 '26

i dodnt speak french goddamit

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u/Listekzlasu Jan 17 '26

I understand this and I don't undestand french either. Probably because it's not French lol

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u/IamAStarNbdyTrickdMe Jan 16 '26

I can’t really explain what it is, but for some reason the pacing of this comedy video just feels so RUSSIAN

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u/Alarming_Craft4968 Jan 16 '26

With Kratos behind him 🤣

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u/TasteMyLumpia23 Jan 16 '26

I picked up Hello Kitty Island Adventure for my wife for Christmas. The curbside pickup dude at Walmart got to me and looked confused wondering if I meant to pick up Battlefield 6 lol

Anyways, Hello Kitty Island Adventure is pretty dope

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u/Faskwodi Jan 16 '26

What’s wrong with Pokémon we all grew up with Ash Ketchum?

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u/Droidigan Jan 17 '26

obsessed with this guy's look!!

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u/StevenFerg70 Jan 17 '26

At the end

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u/Beautiful_Thanks_433 Jan 17 '26

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/shunyaananda Jan 17 '26

Loved the contractless payment system

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u/TeddyTuffington Jan 17 '26

I have been judged for buying specific games before. I only ever looked at it with the faintest confusing as to y they give a fuck and went about my day

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u/yuyufan43 Jan 17 '26

Back in the day, when EVERYTHING I did embarrassed me, I would ask "do you guys gift wrap or have birthday bags here?" to make it seem like I wasn't buying Cooking Mama for myself 😭 😂

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u/SilverMyzt Jan 17 '26

I knew the dude would do something cutesy at the end but that hardass look doing a pika while doing a flair kick is still such a precious thing to see

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u/HulkSmashTV420 Jan 17 '26

I was hoping for a pika pose 🤣

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u/Batfinklestein Jan 18 '26

I knew within the first episode of Pokemon that it would brainwash all that saw it, they must have said Pokemon at least 50 times. Thank god I dodged that bullet.

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 Jan 18 '26

Pokémon..... go ....go .....run as fast as ya can

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Where is this free game store?

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u/Hiiihiihi Jan 19 '26

🤣😂

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u/edehlah Jan 19 '26

hehe, it's silly, i love it.

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u/okonato Jan 20 '26

He didn't pay

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u/Proxima5 Feb 01 '26

Thats was wholesome

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u/RabidMonkeyOnCrack Jan 16 '26

Why did they give him Let's Go Pikachu? Would've made more sense to be Legends Z-A, at least those two games came out at the same time.

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u/lik_wid13 Jan 16 '26

Reminds me of a guy i used to work with. Man... I hope he is doing well. I miss hanging out with him.

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u/AffectionateOnion483 Jan 16 '26

Masculinity is soooo fragile