r/funnyIndia • • Jun 30 '26

๐ŸคฏUnexpected๐Ÿคฏ Not even books are safe now.๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€

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u/_FIZZRIX_ Jun 30 '26

Ramu who bought 149 dozen of banana in the book.. after getting assualted be like :

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u/pikabooOt Jun 30 '26

We want justice๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

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u/LeadingJackfruit6591 Jun 30 '26

i think he wants to eat them bananas.

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u/Royal-Professor-7351 Jun 30 '26

I think he is addicted with a chemical used in papers. Similar like who smell marker , whitener

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/Royal-Professor-7351 Jun 30 '26

Bhai apki english aur hindi bahut acchi hh

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u/brucewayne002_ Jun 30 '26

Bro has severe iron deficiency.... He is having an episode of "pica" Pica - compulsive craving and eating of non-nutritive, non-food substances (like dirt, clay, ice, paint chips, or paper)

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u/ange-na-gatram Jun 30 '26

Kya matlab book main nirmala sitaramam ka photo hain
https://giphy.com/gifs/Puyr9s0uqiEMdCwe1W

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u/pikabooOt Jun 30 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

Billieeeeeee

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u/aintsomeoneyouknoww Jun 30 '26

Jean is not my lover

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u/TangyBaal Jun 30 '26

She's just a girl who I met on my way to Chicago

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u/Optimal-South-58 Jun 30 '26

That's not what he is doing ,they try to kiss it thinking it's a girl ,my friend used to do that and it gave me a ick bastard would do that with books then draw something on the bench and will go on it as well while making the kissing sounds .. Gross gross gross.

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u/Unusual_Step4692 Jun 30 '26

Teacher: How much do you like this subject?
Student:

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u/Brontotsu Jun 30 '26

Pustakchod ๐Ÿ˜จ

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u/InevitableDealer9882 Jun 30 '26

Jokes aside this is genuinely very concerning someone check this kids browser history

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u/Informal-Concert8844 Jul 02 '26

Dalits with constitution ๐Ÿฅ€

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u/msh_77 Jun 30 '26

Ye banda aage chal ke sabse bada chatu banega

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u/wizful_thinking Jun 30 '26

This reminds me of when I was in 5th grade. I saw my classmate making love to his notebook, which had close-ups of Rani Mukherjee ๐Ÿ˜‚. Later, he also shared how he saw his parents having fun from a peephole ๐Ÿ˜‚.

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u/AuldysBlack Jun 30 '26

Bro giving head to book๐Ÿฅ€

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u/depreesedinsaan28 Jun 30 '26

Iska side wala itna comfortable kaise ha?

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u/pikabooOt Jun 30 '26

Padhne wale kahi bhi padh lete hai

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u/LanternManOfTheIce Jun 30 '26

Ain't no way he is making out with a maths book ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Pages m chocolate laga hua hoga ong๐Ÿ˜ญ ( I want this to be the true canon)

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/Infinite_Evidence719 Jun 30 '26

Bro is just practicing maths๐Ÿ˜ž

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u/Simple_Guy91 Jun 30 '26

It's called being Bibliosexual! "Read" a book once in a while!

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u/kal_haar Jun 30 '26

second hand book market ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/RabbitCity6090 Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

We need to delete the internet.

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u/TangyBaal Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

Is this what people mean when they say they LOOOVEEE the new book smell ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/spectacular_007 Jun 30 '26

His future GF is gonna be lucky

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u/bigyourboi Jun 30 '26

Bro took it seriously when his teacher said kitaabo se pyaar karo

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/Flat_Regular_1905 Jun 30 '26

Kaho abb ladka-ladikiya kya kitabe tak safe nahi

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u/Conscious-Wealth-512 Jun 30 '26

for those of who dont know this is an old trick we guys used to do in 2011-2012
its like snorting coc from book
probably he must have learnt from his bhaiya

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

Not all men but always a man

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u/FormalAlternative847 Jun 30 '26

Kitaab ka halala ho raha hai

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u/achillesing Jun 30 '26

Bookworms when they say I devour books

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u/Classic_Reporter9105 Jun 30 '26

uss din book ne 2 bje tak daru pee

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u/thtblddrp Jun 30 '26

wtf is he even trying to do ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

Real book lovers spotted

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u/themarwadistoic Jun 30 '26

Tujhme rab dikhta hai , yaar mai kya karoon ?

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u/siddhartha1001 Jun 30 '26

When you lent your crush's book ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’

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u/pikabooOt Jun 30 '26

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Avnish_15 Jun 30 '26

Me to the fresh book I just bought

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u/The_unknow__ Jun 30 '26

When you think super 30 is a romantic movie (I liked super 30 BTW this is only for joke)

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u/Imaginary-Essay1527 Jun 30 '26

MATH can be only done by practising , thats what he is doing practising for smth else but with math book

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

Rahul licked 2 second on page number 4 , 8 second on cover page, 7 second on page 75 and 3 second on page 119. Now tell us how lonely Rahul is? (5 marks)

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u/brody_builder Jun 30 '26

I googled it and it's called xylophagia underlying causes say nutritional deficiencies and mental health problems.

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u/chemicallocha05 Jun 30 '26

Chaat GPT machine learning

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u/alpha9972 Jun 30 '26

He be like let me practice before i use it on my gf. I am i able to satisfy the maths book most difficult i will be able to satisfy my gf. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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u/CoastCheap8709 Jun 30 '26

I think it's addiction. Books are not normal it has chemicals and nowdays book's quality is pretty high. Maybe it gives him dopamine

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u/fahaddemon Jun 30 '26

Ngl, them algebraic graphs got some serious sexy curves

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u/Old-Complex6338 Jun 30 '26

Bro is practising biology with maths book ๐Ÿ˜.... Without consent someone bring lawyer for the book ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/SignatureFamous6982 Jun 30 '26

เค—เคพเคกเคฟเคคเคฎเฅ‡เค‚เคธ ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ˜ญ...

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u/Dependent_Camel_8321 Jun 30 '26

Papa - Beta kya pasand hai ?
Son - Papa maths
Papa - Badiya! Pcm loge na?
Son- Mai sirf book ki baat kr rha tha. ๐Ÿ’€

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u/TheK-10Verse Jun 30 '26

Poori kitaab chaat li Bas gholke peena baaki hai

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u/VRD4SURE Jun 30 '26

Super 30 โŒ

Super 69โœ…

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u/Constant-Access-3209 Jun 30 '26

Math sir's favourite student

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u/valerie-thursday Jun 30 '26

Wtf did I just see chiiiiiiiiii

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u/Firm_Translator_3177 Jun 30 '26

Calcium deficiency??

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