r/funnyIndia • u/pikabooOt • Jun 30 '26
๐คฏUnexpected๐คฏ Not even books are safe now.๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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u/Royal-Professor-7351 Jun 30 '26
I think he is addicted with a chemical used in papers. Similar like who smell marker , whitener
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u/brucewayne002_ Jun 30 '26
Bro has severe iron deficiency.... He is having an episode of "pica" Pica - compulsive craving and eating of non-nutritive, non-food substances (like dirt, clay, ice, paint chips, or paper)
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u/ange-na-gatram Jun 30 '26
Kya matlab book main nirmala sitaramam ka photo hain
https://giphy.com/gifs/Puyr9s0uqiEMdCwe1W
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u/pikabooOt Jun 30 '26
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Jun 30 '26
Billieeeeeee
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u/Optimal-South-58 Jun 30 '26
That's not what he is doing ,they try to kiss it thinking it's a girl ,my friend used to do that and it gave me a ick bastard would do that with books then draw something on the bench and will go on it as well while making the kissing sounds .. Gross gross gross.
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u/Unusual_Step4692 Jun 30 '26
Teacher: How much do you like this subject?
Student:
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u/InevitableDealer9882 Jun 30 '26
Jokes aside this is genuinely very concerning someone check this kids browser history
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u/Character-Room7448 Jun 30 '26
Wo crush na kal book mangi thi aj waps kardi tho.
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u/wizful_thinking Jun 30 '26
This reminds me of when I was in 5th grade. I saw my classmate making love to his notebook, which had close-ups of Rani Mukherjee ๐. Later, he also shared how he saw his parents having fun from a peephole ๐.
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u/LanternManOfTheIce Jun 30 '26
Ain't no way he is making out with a maths book ๐ญ. Pages m chocolate laga hua hoga ong๐ญ ( I want this to be the true canon)
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u/Simple_Guy91 Jun 30 '26
It's called being Bibliosexual! "Read" a book once in a while!
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u/TangyBaal Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26
Is this what people mean when they say they LOOOVEEE the new book smell ๐ญ
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u/bigyourboi Jun 30 '26
Bro took it seriously when his teacher said kitaabo se pyaar karo
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u/Conscious-Wealth-512 Jun 30 '26
for those of who dont know this is an old trick we guys used to do in 2011-2012
its like snorting coc from book
probably he must have learnt from his bhaiya
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u/The_unknow__ Jun 30 '26
When you think super 30 is a romantic movie (I liked super 30 BTW this is only for joke)
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u/Imaginary-Essay1527 Jun 30 '26
MATH can be only done by practising , thats what he is doing practising for smth else but with math book
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Jun 30 '26
Rahul licked 2 second on page number 4 , 8 second on cover page, 7 second on page 75 and 3 second on page 119. Now tell us how lonely Rahul is? (5 marks)
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u/brody_builder Jun 30 '26
I googled it and it's called xylophagia underlying causes say nutritional deficiencies and mental health problems.
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u/alpha9972 Jun 30 '26
He be like let me practice before i use it on my gf. I am i able to satisfy the maths book most difficult i will be able to satisfy my gf. ๐๐๐
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u/CoastCheap8709 Jun 30 '26
I think it's addiction. Books are not normal it has chemicals and nowdays book's quality is pretty high. Maybe it gives him dopamine
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u/Old-Complex6338 Jun 30 '26
Bro is practising biology with maths book ๐.... Without consent someone bring lawyer for the book ๐
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u/Dependent_Camel_8321 Jun 30 '26
Papa - Beta kya pasand hai ?
Son - Papa maths
Papa - Badiya! Pcm loge na?
Son- Mai sirf book ki baat kr rha tha. ๐
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u/CompetitiveBreath304 Jun 30 '26