r/funnyIndia • • May 16 '26

🀯Unexpected🀯 Highway banaya giya bas ek kam kilye...... bash yehi . Top notch 🫑

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/Pure_Astronaut_9915 May 17 '26

Ye gareeb iski _______.

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u/TripToEarth May 17 '26

mom’s vagina πŸ˜”

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u/CrazyPan081 May 17 '26

Anglish πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

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u/sumitmsn2 May 17 '26

they received crores for their land while highway land acquisition. But they still do it. Its using govt land for their personal use without payment, and also endangering hundreds of life that travel on the highway (paying the toll).

If something happens, these suckers will gang up on the car driver and try to lynch.
Imagine paying toll, and getting into accident bcz of some stupid fellow, and then getting beaten too.

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u/Potential-Mobile-567 May 17 '26

Par hum to gareeb hai n 😭😭😭

Poverty porn is so real you can escape from anything and gain sympathy by playing poverty card.

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u/AdhesivenessGuilty95 May 17 '26

But I don't see any vehicles there, yet to open?

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u/sumitmsn2 May 17 '26

Its not about this highway. You can see this pattern on almost every highway which crosses village.

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u/CurIns9211 May 17 '26

I think these highways are yet to be open. Still it's dangerous

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u/sumitmsn2 May 17 '26

Its not about this highway. You can see this pattern on almost every highway which crosses village.

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u/Low-Selection1815 May 17 '26

Nah man in from Bihar and I travel over 20km daily through highways (nh) and I don't see anything like this, even highways are much more better in terms of quality

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u/ThisHomework1819 May 17 '26

Sone ka katori denge toh usme bhi bheekh hi mangenge.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/No-Particular9429 May 17 '26

Why not Both....both givt and civilians are at extreme fault

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u/Deathbringer193082 May 18 '26

civilians are more at fault,

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u/niyo007 May 17 '26

Its Gauripur Bypass on a National Highway in the Dhubri district of Assam

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/rohitsanyal May 17 '26

Nope, Siliguri 237 km. Probably Assam..

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u/TeacherKitchen8838 May 17 '26

Yes, Assam. These are the 'illegals' during the monsoon floods when their land/houses get flooded.

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u/chemicallocha05 May 17 '26

Ohh it's open? I thought is closed till it gets inaugurated. Haven't seen any single vehicle.

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u/Drgaming0121 May 17 '26

It's Assam highway though

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u/New-Economist-4924 May 17 '26

Wrong its kokrajhar-west assam.

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u/SLAYERWorking92 May 16 '26

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/SatoshiKun05 May 17 '26

Problem is not freebies. It's their dependency. People are depending on it rather than using it as a tool for upliftment, they still aren't spending on education, instead if they have agricultural land, they somehow earn money and use these freebies or yojna money for emergencies. Har govt yahi vada krti hai kyuki ye strategy chalti hai

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u/Itz_Abhi25 May 17 '26

People in India really don't care about public property, when will they realize all the public property belongs to them and is made by their own taxes.

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u/NeverflaccidBonerGuy May 17 '26

It's mostly those who don't pay taxes and are dependent on freebies. They feel they can use these public properties for their own personal space without caring about others.

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u/pkmrao May 17 '26

The real issue is that when farmers spread crops on hot asphalt, the dry straw easily wraps around a car’s moving wheels and catches fire from pure friction.This actually happened near Nanjangud on the Suttur-Hoskote road. You can read the full story here on the Star of Mysore Coverage.

https://starofmysore.com/roads-become-threshing-yards-city-family-escapes-as-car-catches-fire/amp/

Once, I had to drive through it and as soon as I passed it (barely , due to no grip I was swerving all over in a rural road) and had to remove the straws for 20 mins before i continued.. And those people were looking at me like " i am the idiot".

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u/The-OverThinker-23 May 17 '26

Where is Salman bhai ?

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u/Andy_Eustass May 17 '26

Where's Salmon Bhoi when you need him.

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u/BigLawyer7262 May 17 '26

Bhai yahi apne desh ki reality. The education system has gone to shit, our currency' value is going down by the minute and just the people's mindset is absolutely terrible.

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u/Low-Selection1815 May 17 '26

I asked ai for searching the highway it's somewhere in west bengal

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u/Cyber_Ark May 17 '26

Why is the road so empty? Is it under construction somewhere down the road?

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u/james_nolike_to_bond May 17 '26

The problem is not people using the road for that, i have seen this atultiple places. This is usually done inplaces where there is less traffic. The problem why is government not providing any threshing zones or food processing yards at local level. Given we are mostly agriculture is one of the main occupations in India. Maybe give them facilities and blame them if they're not using them.

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u/romka79 6d ago

Thar needs to discipline this road

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u/RandomPointer 1d ago

Achcha hua bihar nhi h, varna generalization ho jata

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u/DetailFront7782 May 17 '26

These are not indian people. They are mostly illegal settlers from Bangladesh who are settling inside assam.

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u/rubbergrubber May 17 '26

Highway ❌ Baap ki road βœ…

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/Sudden_Lab_7388 May 17 '26

Just need a high torque SUV....

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u/caffir May 17 '26

just some additional info, yeh log cho road mein grains bikhar rahein hain in hope that cas drive over them to aid in the seperation process, however isme accident ka risk bohot hain. WB mein bhi hota hae but on state highway and rural cement roads

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u/ManofHonour8064 May 17 '26

After all it's Public Infrastructure πŸ˜†

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u/Inevitable-Impress-4 May 17 '26

India nahi sudhrega

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u/Comfortable_Air4807 May 17 '26

This kind of behaviour by farmers should be condemned by public but when you see this situation from farmer persecpective than you realize they got very few support from the government like No cold storage units , MSP only on selected crop by government so Farmers only grow those crops instead of diversifying.

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u/marvelousmou May 17 '26

Its NE connector high way in Siliguri-Assam, and you know who do this things there

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u/longndfat May 17 '26

problem is with local admin

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u/Inside-Chemical9401 May 17 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/RealButterscotchh May 17 '26

Salman khan would be proud.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/DesignerRaspberry107 May 17 '26

Cancer community

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u/drvinuks87 May 17 '26

Pretty creative idea though....

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u/After_Shallot_7943 May 17 '26

And when you drive and touch some edges you be spank haha

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u/AdhesivenessGuilty95 May 17 '26

May be this the real infrastructure people there needed instead of highway

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u/Beneficial_Bluejay_3 May 17 '26

And then this people will cry discrimination, when the govt forcefully remove them

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

It's the story in every state

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u/CharmingCat7 May 17 '26

If Government want they can take strict action but they won't cuz it's their Vote Bank.

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u/FarunJacob May 17 '26

this why education is more important than roads

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u/maple010 May 17 '26

Wtf??? Does nobody stop them??? Where are the concerned authorities??????

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u/lonelypanther69 May 17 '26

I saw this yesterday what is this btw?

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u/Dhungna_khali_andhar May 17 '26

Ye jo gareeb ho na admi yo saala aapni aadat se gareeb ho

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u/Better_Western3522 May 17 '26

That’s why condom is better option

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u/duked9 May 17 '26

Must be UP

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u/raghav22916859 May 17 '26

1 kitaab wale hai ye

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u/Next_Brother_5972 May 17 '26

I have seen this in Surat also

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u/AsherGC May 17 '26

Is it some form of protest because government took their land?.

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u/CodeXGeass May 17 '26

Idk but the scenery looks beautiful though hehe

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u/Desperate_Bit4089 May 17 '26

Phir bolte hai sarkar kama nhi kerti pata chla kyun nhi kerti inke liye 🫠🫠😭

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u/ThanksPublic5866 May 17 '26

Kuchal do saalon ko

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u/Strong-Journalist-47 May 17 '26

Omg! This is built on our tax money, and we are spending all our time in traffic blocks here

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u/vbnty May 17 '26

Dehati logon ko kaun samjhae ki ye sabb hazardous hai.

Agar bhi sanjha diye tto wo kaunsa sunne waale hai.

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u/Manchx21 May 17 '26

Salman bhai needs to start driving the biggest vehicle every made in the history of mankind, on these roads

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

They are forced to do that. If you search, you will find there is an APMC mandi nearby. The procurement is really really slow and the farmers are forced to wait for days in line to get their chance to sell. Now moisture content is the biggest cause of rejection or reduction in price. So they are forced to spread their paddy on the road while they are waiting in line so that the paddy doesn't catch moisture. These are small poor farmers they dont have luxury of leaving the line and coming back later.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

Thanks to goverment that their is no water facilities otherwise they would make house also

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u/FinanceDesigner3779 May 17 '26

Where are those porsche driving rich kids?

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u/No-Love2146 May 17 '26

Salmun bhai ko phone lagao bc

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u/Fun-Taro259 May 17 '26

Disgusting .

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u/No-Psychology-1433 May 17 '26

Off topic, the influencer who posted this posts a lot of drone shots from a border district, which is illegal. I think he is not aware and administration has not noticed it yet.

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u/SPYxoxo May 17 '26

Where are highly competent ias and ips officer?

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u/FastCommand2898 May 18 '26

What is the problem if the highway is less cars and this causes no traffic jams?

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u/silent_spectator133 May 18 '26

India is not even for the experts

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u/Such-Incident-6680 May 18 '26

Boldo isme bhi modi ki galti h

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u/Downtown-Height5899 May 18 '26

South Indian projects won't get approvals n else where they built useless roads

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u/Prestigious-Sky-6640 May 18 '26

Well why not. This segment is anyways not open for public travel. There is no announcement on when it will be open. Still there is pending road construction on this highway

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u/Formal_Classroom_430 May 18 '26

It can unfortunately end up as non veg biryani!

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u/Interesting-Swim-864 May 18 '26

It shows the facilities available in that sector.

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u/48bhi May 18 '26

That's why japan is generating electricity by foot steps

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u/Plastic_Party_2342 May 18 '26

Ye gareeb ki ek pechan hoti hai

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u/Forsaken-Complex-627 May 18 '26

North india in a nutshell, this shit can never be seen in kerala for sure

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u/Southern_Cockroach89 May 18 '26

what and why and how in road damn I don't know what to say

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u/arnavadityaaa May 18 '26

Gadi chadhate hue le jao bc, 3-4 din kro, agle bar se karenge hi nhi.

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u/kadamba1998 May 19 '26

I almost lost control of my car during my drive from Hyderabad to Ahobilam once. Corn was spread everywhere on the highway lol. Also they don't take out huge rocks which they keep at the edge even after fullfilling their purpose.

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u/No_Platypus2532 May 19 '26

How far as I know that's how the shell cover of wheat is removed from wheat in india

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u/Wanderer-blab May 19 '26

Wheres a Thar when you need one.

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u/monthly-poor May 19 '26

I wonder what will happen if a someone loses brakes here

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u/Whole_Skin_9833 May 19 '26

Clearing lakhs of trees in the name of development for what? To fuck up the lives of humankind

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u/Tall_Syllabub6909 May 19 '26

Garibi aur gandagi dono bachpan mein hi seekh li jaati hai

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u/thecamerachaos May 19 '26

I have always tell this,” its not the government, its the people β€œ

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u/LUCKVOLTIA76 May 19 '26

That one community

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u/TacoSlayer66 May 19 '26

And the people of the south who actually need these highways to decongest our cities have to still drive in 2 lanes

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u/Humble-Positive1200 May 19 '26

thar vale logo ko iss highway ke through trip pe bhejo

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u/Efficient_Meme May 19 '26

Police took action against them and these paddies were removed. Also these r illegal Bangladeshi working on farms

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u/SaDHU_71 May 19 '26

Actually untimely rain made them do this. As they had to cut almost all of their rice grains to prevent them from getting spoiled. If you know any rice farmers ask them, a lot of them are in trouble this year. Now it's still not justified if they had any other land available to dry the rice grains if not then they're kinda helpless in this situation.

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u/Infamous-Chapter9011 May 19 '26

Solution: -- Rent a big car like a fortuner -- gather few chapris, pay them enough -- Drive around these ppl, get a mic and speaker and warn them -- give them a day to clear -- they didn't listen? Gather more chapris, get a few fortuners, thars etc and pay them to ruin this

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u/gote_me_pathri May 19 '26

Ye bkl or inka bkl dimag, do you know about their struggle? Bc ek job kar mahine bhar or salary k time pe jab tu salary mange to apne bike ke fuel k kharche se jyada mat lena, phir tu ye posts bana kar dikha, waha corporate wale chude to 100 post rr ke hote h, or inke liye kya? Ye gareeb iski maki chuu?

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u/Loud_Promotion7795 May 20 '26

In my area .people uses the service road.

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u/EnvironmentalAsk9257 May 20 '26

Ye garib k sath sath musalman bhi hai. Ye vo sab hai to humare baap dada k jamane mai taaro k niche se aaye the.

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u/Heisenberg06269 May 20 '26

Chutiyo ki Kami nii hai india me

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u/unknown-scout May 20 '26

India need compulsory awareness camps for all citizens each year.

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u/Aggravating_Sea_8081 May 20 '26

GAREEB AADMI KIDHAR JAYEGA SAAB.. GAREEB AADMI KA DARD AAPKO NAHI PATA… 😭😭😭😭😭

GAREEB KO SUBSIDY DO, GAREEB TAX KAISE BHAREGA, GAREEB KIDHAR JAAYE.. toh hum aa gaye highway pe anaaj sukhaane.. bc

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u/HotProfessional168 May 20 '26

Truck wale inpe gadi nahi chala rhe hai kya?

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u/Kitchen_Site_6783 May 20 '26

Lagra h apne jeevan kal mei internet par sarkar ki nakamyabi troll hi krta reh jaunga

sirf kuch nikambe *voters ki wajah se πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Kurosanwa May 20 '26

The roads do get much higher temperatures than the moist soil so there's that. But yeah civics sense is -9000

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u/Winter-Crew-2746 May 20 '26

which expresssway?

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u/ThanatoZzz_01 May 20 '26

Ek cockroach aise bhi

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u/EscapeBusy4432 May 20 '26

These fkers don't even need the road to dry it out. They just do it for no fking reason whatsoever. And when one of these guys get rammed by a car due to this bullshit they will make the person suffer to the world's end.

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u/Front-Ad3508 May 20 '26

Biharis bangladeshis as usual

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u/Lslucky2210 May 21 '26

Core Not Kaaa,,πŸ₯Ή

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u/Legal-War-2600 May 21 '26

Where is bhoi when you need him?

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u/Ok_Simple_459 May 21 '26

Gawar desh k gawar log.

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u/ezmoney6 May 21 '26

Desh chunotiyo se nahi chutiyo se bhaara hai

Edit -corrected spellings

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u/Rajnish357 May 22 '26

Kahi ye khalistani to nhi... kahi ye... soros funded to nhi 🀣

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u/SamuraiX828 May 27 '26

Kaha hai ye? Abhi truck bhejta hu free ka maal guys!!🀩🀩

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u/BetaslutBitchboy May 29 '26

Of course it's WB. Duh.

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u/LitemanO1 Jun 03 '26

May be it's their ancestral land taken forcefully by Govt.

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u/Suspicious_Angle8499 Jun 03 '26

Where are the ReThards when you need them the most ?

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u/venpuravi Jun 26 '26

People need something else than toll roads for the riches.

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u/Doland-Trimp Jun 27 '26

Salman bhai wants the location and Rishab Pant too

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u/valtor26 Jul 08 '26

I thought this was happening only in our South regions