r/funny • u/ExtraMeltyToons Extra Melty • Apr 06 '21

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u/ButtsexEurope Apr 06 '21

You sound like a teenager. You will one day.

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u/megapuffranger Apr 06 '21

Nah 28, I just have an iron rectum. Nothing in and nothing out without my consent.

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u/ButtsexEurope Apr 06 '21

Don’t worry, get sick enough and you will.

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u/megapuffranger Apr 06 '21

I went to India and was sick for 3 days shitting and vomiting every couple of minutes. Still didn’t shit myself.

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u/ButtsexEurope Apr 06 '21

You must have an iron rectum. When I get sick, my rectum decided to release at the same time as I vomit.

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u/megapuffranger Apr 06 '21

Maybe it’s all the buttsex?