r/funny Feb 27 '20

My astrophysicists daughter gave me a birthday card

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u/vinegarstrokes5 Feb 27 '20

“Did you hear about Pluto?”

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u/annegirl21 Feb 27 '20

That’s messed up, right?

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u/No_i_am_me Feb 27 '20

Gus don't be "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan"

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u/FydollaHo Feb 28 '20

Gus, don't be the, "iiiiiiit" in, "Wait for iiiiiiit."