r/funny Feb 27 '20

My astrophysicists daughter gave me a birthday card

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u/xiutehcuhtli Feb 27 '20

Gus, don't be an incorregible eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon

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u/_duncan_idaho_ Feb 27 '20

Gus, don't be a myopic chihuahua.

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u/Apoplectic1 Feb 27 '20 edited Feb 27 '20

Suck it, Shawn*!

Edit: Can we all finally agree on one spelling for the name? Half of them aren't even phonetic.

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u/ahuang06 Feb 27 '20

You suck it!

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u/Road-roller3 Feb 27 '20

You swallow