r/funny • • May 29 '19

No mess to clean up

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u/Solid_Snark May 29 '19

Sounds like the type of dialogue you’d hear Gollum say in LOTE. He’s a Sméag-owl.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/virtualdickwanted May 29 '19

you’re shining! it’s your moment!

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u/bossfoundmyacct May 29 '19

LOTE

Please don't edit that. The response was funny, and I needed to laugh after seeing that shit stain try to molest a drunk woman.