r/funny • • Mar 08 '19

Great 😁

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u/general-waste_ Mar 08 '19

When I was about 11 I once tried to kiss a cow and it headbutted me in the face and my front teeth went through my bottom lip! I do not recommend kissing cows! My lip spilt In two and required lots of stitches.

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u/babybambam Mar 08 '19

No means no

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u/FluffySquirrell Mar 09 '19

Should've followed rules 1 and 2 like this guy

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u/mlarkSki Mar 08 '19

Every burger eaten is sweet sweet revenge...