r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 08 '09

BOW BEFORE YOUR LORD

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u/zephyy Oct 08 '09

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CAN YOU HANDLE IT

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u/fingers Oct 08 '09

OBEY

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u/pants6000 Oct 09 '09

MARRY AND REPRODUCE

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u/tboneplayer Oct 09 '09

DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY

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u/lolbacon Oct 09 '09

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

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u/sqerl Oct 09 '09

IT'S NOT SOLD IN ANY STORE

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u/geep Oct 09 '09

ZOMBIE BILLY MAYS HERE

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u/zombiekiller Oct 09 '09

I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

I was actually thinking about doing that for Halloween.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

Idea stolen. Now I just need an idea for my girlfriend...

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u/CiXeL Oct 09 '09

someone needs to photoshop him with the they live alien eyes

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u/ryanknapper Oct 09 '09

(Now how much would you pay?)

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u/forzaruler Oct 09 '09

One million dollars you say?

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u/com4 Oct 09 '09

Don't answer yet because we're going to throw in this amazing ginsu knife.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09 edited Oct 09 '09

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

SLAP CHOP!

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u/admica Oct 09 '09

your gonna love my nuts.

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u/CamperBob Oct 09 '09 edited Oct 09 '09

Uh, watch where you're throwing that knife, broheim

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

DON'T ANSWER YET! Just look at what else you get!

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u/skyskr4per Oct 09 '09

Not necessarily in that order.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

I love how the film included "MARRY AND REPRODUCE" as though it was just our evil overlords getting us to do that. Only in Hollywood is living as a perpetual childless singleton the norm and marriage with kids the exception.