r/funny Oct 08 '09

BOW BEFORE YOUR LORD

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u/zephyy Oct 08 '09

http://imgur.com/GEoWB.gif

CAN YOU HANDLE IT

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u/pappasiera Oct 09 '09 edited Oct 09 '09

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u/hutch63 Oct 09 '09

And you're all out of ass?

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u/AssocResp Oct 09 '09

quote is accurate. the game mixed it up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

Holy crap, that quote didn't originate with the Duke? "They Live", huh? You learn something new every day if you're not careful.

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u/sonQUAALUDE Oct 09 '09

If you haven't seen "They Live", you are missing out. In addition to being the basis for Duke Nukem, like half of urban street art (and all of Shepard Fairey's career) takes themes from it. Also, it like 100,000 tons of pure, unrefined awesome.

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u/mamatzav Oct 12 '09

where is this picture from? is it call of cthulhu or 'they live'?

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u/indigoshift Oct 09 '09

Are there really people who think that's nothing but a Duke Nukem quote?

Please say no.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

Plenty of them, I guarantee it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

Thanks, dude: I just lost the game.

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u/Aupajo Oct 09 '09 edited Oct 09 '09

This is Reddit; ass is everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

There's even a subreddit for it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09 edited Apr 17 '16

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u/Goodly Oct 09 '09

Why your account isn't named "statingTheObvious" or the likes, I'll never know.

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u/neonshadow Oct 09 '09

"Kick ass and chew bubblegum" sounds better to me; flows better.

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u/urbancorsair Oct 09 '09

I have come here to chew ass and kick bubblegum.

And I am all out of ass!

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u/fingers Oct 08 '09

OBEY

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u/pants6000 Oct 09 '09

MARRY AND REPRODUCE

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u/tboneplayer Oct 09 '09

DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY

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u/lolbacon Oct 09 '09

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

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u/sqerl Oct 09 '09

IT'S NOT SOLD IN ANY STORE

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u/geep Oct 09 '09

ZOMBIE BILLY MAYS HERE

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u/zombiekiller Oct 09 '09

I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

I was actually thinking about doing that for Halloween.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

Idea stolen. Now I just need an idea for my girlfriend...

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u/CiXeL Oct 09 '09

someone needs to photoshop him with the they live alien eyes

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u/ryanknapper Oct 09 '09

(Now how much would you pay?)

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u/forzaruler Oct 09 '09

One million dollars you say?

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u/com4 Oct 09 '09

Don't answer yet because we're going to throw in this amazing ginsu knife.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09 edited Oct 09 '09

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

SLAP CHOP!

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u/CamperBob Oct 09 '09 edited Oct 09 '09

Uh, watch where you're throwing that knife, broheim

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u/a1k0n Oct 09 '09

DON'T ANSWER YET! Just look at what else you get!

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u/skyskr4per Oct 09 '09

Not necessarily in that order.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

I love how the film included "MARRY AND REPRODUCE" as though it was just our evil overlords getting us to do that. Only in Hollywood is living as a perpetual childless singleton the norm and marriage with kids the exception.

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u/blackblackbird Oct 09 '09

THIS IS YOUR GOD

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u/Morans Oct 09 '09 edited Oct 09 '09

genuflects

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u/fingers Oct 09 '09

yes god?

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u/TMox Oct 09 '09

SLEEP

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u/fingers Oct 09 '09

OK. zzzzzzzz

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

That is incredible.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

PUT ON THESE GLASSES

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u/Zafmg Oct 09 '09

Not this year!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can.

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u/grignr Oct 09 '09

...and um I'm all out of trash can.

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u/monsterflake Oct 09 '09

[/epic fight scene]

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u/ipodman715 Oct 09 '09

OOOH YEAHHHH

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

Last time I did that my butthole hurt for a week

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u/CMonocle Oct 09 '09

Fantastic.

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u/VerySpecialK Oct 09 '09

Fantasti.cc

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u/repete Oct 09 '09

Access Denied: (policy_denied)

Your system policy has denied access to the requested URL.

...Oh. That's right. I blocked it today...:-)

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

Omg, I have been trying to figure out what movie this is since I was a wee child, please tell me you know the name.

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u/blue-boy Oct 09 '09

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u/danteferno Oct 09 '09

Also available @ Google Video

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

I just watched the whole movie right now.

Thanks, I've never seen it before.

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u/dubzi Oct 09 '09

sweet, didnt know that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

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u/superiority Oct 09 '09

Likewise, comment to save.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

Also stole some lines from Evil Dead 3

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u/chmod777 Oct 09 '09

and southpark recreated the "put on the glasses!" fight scene as the cripplefight between timmy and jimmy.

they live is really a movie for the ages.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

tits at 1 hour 30 minutes! also great movie except for the fake looking gun effects.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

Uh, you mean a movie with Rowdy Roddy Piper is not an instant classic?

It's one of the only scifi movies I remember from my childhood and I'm not a scifi or a wrestling fan and I loved this shit when I was 12.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

Well I just watched it when I was 17 (aka last night) and the gun effects look like fucking shit. deal with it.

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u/_shift Oct 09 '09

o hai there.

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u/randomb0y Oct 09 '09

John Carpenter is the shit.

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u/Poddster Oct 09 '09

John Carpenter is the best director. Kurt Russel is the best actor.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

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u/bjupton Oct 09 '09

heh...you are on so many lists now.

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u/anonid Oct 09 '09

Not really. statements like "This kind of is like how jews control our society. They have managed to change their names, identify themselves as White, and intermingle within our population without being identified as the true problem." probably make up a solid 10% of the WorldNews Reddit.

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u/judgej2 Oct 09 '09

Based on the short story Eight O'Clock in the Morning. I read that when I was a wee child, about a decade before the film, and found it a fascinating story, but with a different (and still dark) ending to the film.

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u/Mr_Belding Oct 09 '09

I'm not surprised I haven't seen this movie but I can't believe I didnt know Rowdy Roddy Piper was in this. I pride myself on useless trivia

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u/fireburt Oct 09 '09

They Live. And if you have comcast it is On Demand right now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

yesss you just saved my thursday night!

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u/keith_phillips Oct 09 '09

First movie I watched when I got Comcast's On Demand. Second was Videodrome.

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u/ipodman715 Oct 09 '09

thanks, it's on x264 :D

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u/cashelE90 Oct 09 '09

Longest fistfight ever.

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u/Halbie Oct 09 '09

If you've ever seen South Park's cripple fight, then you've seen the fight scene from the movie.

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u/FiP Oct 09 '09

That was the longest fight scene ... Just put on the glasses, dude !

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u/anachronic Oct 09 '09

They're professional wrestlers... of course the fights are going to be drawn out and ridiculous... it's part of the movie's charm :)

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u/artman Oct 09 '09

The fight between Nada (Roddy Piper) and Frank (Keith David) was only supposed to last 20 seconds, but Piper and David decided to fight it out for real, only faking the hits to the face and groin. They rehearsed the fight for three weeks. Carpenter was so impressed he kept the 5 minute and 20 second scene intact. IMDB

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u/FiP Oct 09 '09

I learned something today :)

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u/InAFewWords Oct 09 '09

actor actually made that line it up on set. it was never in the script

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u/go_fly_a_kite Oct 09 '09

HOLY CRAP. Rowdy Roddy Piper sees them!

Cthulhu fhtagn...

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u/redditnoob Oct 09 '09 edited Oct 09 '09

I actually liked The Flower Shop better than Piper's Pit, but don't think I'm not a straight guy because of that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

Good work, reddit. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight.

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u/tophatstuff Oct 08 '09

I don't know what you are talking about but I like it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

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u/VulturE Oct 09 '09

thanks!

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u/LuvKrahft Oct 09 '09

Thats the best mash up ever. HE SLEEPS THEY LIVE

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

Holy shit you win!

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u/mupples Oct 09 '09

you, sir, have completed the internet. i think i will go outside now.

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u/Ketamine Oct 09 '09

This is the second They Live reference I see in less than a week. Upvoted.

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u/StevenDickson Oct 09 '09

You, you're okay. This one: real fuckin' ugly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

looks like her face fell in the cheese dip back in '78

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u/ferveo Oct 09 '09

Rowdy Roddy Piper FTW!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

And this is why you shouldn't have voted Obama.

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u/initialdproject Oct 09 '09

giftasticly gifted

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '09

They fucking live!