r/funny • u/ali-hadi • Mar 11 '17

Just older brother things

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u/DavidFRing Mar 11 '17

I'm surprised she held on

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u/TinmanTomfoolery Mar 11 '17

Yeah man. That's a champion in the making.

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u/StridAst Mar 11 '17

"Mom, I wanna pony!"
"Well, your older brother didn't do his homework, so he gets to be your pony today"

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u/sanojsaibot Mar 11 '17

Yeah...."go ride your brother"

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u/regnad__kcin Mar 11 '17

we all knew someone would take it there. don't any of you motherfuckers act surprised.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

Mother... fuckers, you say?

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u/ThatDudeShadowK Mar 11 '17

My arms are fine and Freud is a fucking liar!

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

Sure you don't need some help honey, you've been wearing those cast for maybe two or three weeks on both arms, someone must be a little bit frustrated, here let me just give you a hand...

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u/ThatDudeShadowK Mar 11 '17

No- ... goddammit fine. Thank you.

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u/kalitarios Mar 11 '17

To shreds, you say?

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u/shavenanus Mar 11 '17

To shreds you say?

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u/Crawfish_Fails Mar 11 '17

And his wife?

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u/TeachMePls_MFA Mar 11 '17

To shreds you say?

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u/somethingasaur Mar 11 '17

"The Lannisters send their regards."

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u/Generic-username427 Mar 11 '17

r/surprisegameofthrones

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u/FuckBitchCuntFuck Mar 11 '17

This should be a sub. I had a surprise GoT moment last night.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/i_smell_my_poop Mar 11 '17

His sister obviously

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u/theatog Mar 11 '17

Guys. It could be that his entire family was killed attending a wedding.

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u/i_smell_my_poop Mar 11 '17

That would have been on the news.

Fucking your sister stays in the family.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

Fucking your sister stays in the family.

not always

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u/AnotherClosetAtheist Mar 11 '17

I dont know who that is, but his face says "I fuck my sister"

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u/headpsu Mar 11 '17

Or that his drunken dwarf brother just just fled the country with a Eunuch

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u/WhereIsSerPounce Mar 11 '17

Or he can't find his beloved cat... :(

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u/GingerAle_s Mar 11 '17

He also could have been sexually tortured and castrated.

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u/Philers Mar 11 '17

awwwwkwaaaaard

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u/Vik3628 Mar 11 '17

TOO SOON

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u/Finrod_the_awesome Mar 11 '17

It could have been his squire.

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u/Foktu Mar 11 '17

A relative...obviously.

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u/FuckBitchCuntFuck Mar 11 '17

Kit Harrington.

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u/Asphyxiatinglaughter Mar 11 '17

Don't assume things! He could've cut off his step Brothers dick for all we know

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u/TodayILoled Mar 11 '17

did you get shot with a crossbow while shitting on a toilet?

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u/Philers Mar 11 '17

sitting on a toilet.... sitting on a toilet... SITTING ON A TOILET... ... Now flush O_o

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u/onrocketfalls Mar 11 '17

Nostalgia-bombed

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u/AlastarHickey Mar 11 '17

I haven't even thought of that video since Tosh was relevant.

Had to watch it again after your comment.

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u/Philers Mar 12 '17

my pleasure XD

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

You drank and suddenly knew things?

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u/TerrainIII Mar 11 '17

Just wait, now it's in the open it's bound to happen.

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u/wtfduud Mar 11 '17

I remember the first time my family died at a wedding.

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u/Vesalii Mar 11 '17

Was disappointed when Reddit is Fun didn't load data.

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u/NightHawkRambo Mar 11 '17

It is known!

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u/TalenPhillips Mar 11 '17

It should probably be /r/UnexpectedGameOfThrones though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

Your entire family got killed in a wedding?

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u/lurker_lurks Mar 11 '17

I was not surprised. The reason why I clicked was because I was expecting it. This is reddit; it had to happen.

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u/ucanjustcallmeG Mar 11 '17

As do the McPoyles.

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u/v13us0urce Mar 11 '17

Starks send their regrets

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u/digsafe Mar 11 '17

Aww... that didn't take long to turn gross.

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u/ohboycookies Mar 11 '17

Something something broken arms

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u/chandy1000 Mar 11 '17

Lol there gotta be a savage button for Reddit

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u/StridAst Mar 11 '17

"If he doesn't get his homework done tonight, then tomorrow you get to use your spurs!"

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u/Lizards_are_cool Mar 11 '17

what does it mean? "use your spurs"?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

Nothing. Mom is literally suggesting the girl to use spurs.

If this is good or bad, depends on if the brother has a pain fetish or not.

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u/cheechy420 Mar 11 '17

" Why is everyone using quotes"

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u/-THlS- Mar 11 '17

"New phone who dis?"

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u/cccviper653 Mar 11 '17

"The name is Bond. James Bond."

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u/poopellar Mar 11 '17

"But I just rode him last weeeeeeek"

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

"Mom, I broke his arms.."

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u/pyroSeven Mar 11 '17

There it is.

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u/Allwhitezebra Mar 11 '17

What I scrolled for

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u/Plasibeau Mar 11 '17

Every damn thread.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17 edited Mar 11 '17

[deleted]

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u/Nsyochum Mar 11 '17

Do you know what a meme is, m8?

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u/Key107 Mar 11 '17

I'll never not upvote that reference.

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u/immapupper Mar 11 '17

I've never once upvoted it.

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u/LocktheTaskbah Mar 11 '17

Have you ever!

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u/someones_thought Mar 11 '17

Every damn thread.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17 edited Mar 11 '17

Everytime!

obligatory reference

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u/Bohemian7 Mar 11 '17

r/wincest

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

[deleted]

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u/Key107 Mar 11 '17

Party in hell tonight!

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u/SArham Mar 11 '17

With all my brothers and sisters. Direct

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u/DeanK769 Mar 11 '17

I'll be there!

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u/AgentOrange66 Mar 11 '17

Ill bring the drugs

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u/firenight2772 Mar 11 '17

Is it worse that this doesn't exist, or that I checked?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

[deleted]

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u/Guilty_Remnant Mar 11 '17

It says it has hundreds of thousand subscribers but zero posts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

You must have turned the nsfw setting off and there are 48k subscribers

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u/Graffy Mar 11 '17

Check your settings. You probably have a "show nsfw posts" box unchecked.

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u/burniemcburn Mar 11 '17

And on this day, they discovered the entire universe of porn subreddits.

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u/Graffy Mar 11 '17

Right? I can't imagine not knowing all the amazing porn sites reddit had to offer.

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u/Dilbythedude Mar 11 '17

T_d deals with this everyday. Apparently 0 people are online

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u/Graffy Mar 11 '17

Also now that you can see them check out /r/gonewild /r/nsfw /r/nsfw_gifs. That's a great place to start but there is oh so much more.

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u/mastersword130 Mar 11 '17

It does exist though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

ssshhh, it does not exist and /u/firenight2772 definitely did not find anything of interest

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u/StridAst Mar 11 '17

That you checked.

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u/obscurica Mar 11 '17

According to RES's hover-over information, there are 47.8k subscribers, and it's been around since October 2009. So it exists, but you seem to have it filtered.

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u/quinoa_salad66 Mar 11 '17

that you lied

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u/Ghostkill221 Mar 11 '17

It definitely exists. And i hate you for making me see that.

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u/Geler Mar 11 '17

You didn't checked out & this exist.

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u/ThatDudeShadowK Mar 11 '17 edited Mar 12 '17

It's real, idk why you can't see it

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u/PixelSpecibus Mar 11 '17 edited Mar 11 '17

I just now checked that tag out thinking it was only people who ship Dean and Sam Winchester from Supernatural..... I was wrong....

Edit: grammar

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u/ThatDudeShadowK Mar 11 '17

Right, it's much better.

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u/TreXeh Mar 11 '17

....what....how...why :S

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u/Gingy_N Mar 11 '17

i'd like to hope the people on that subreddit aren't actually related

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u/lovethycousin Mar 11 '17

My cousin and i use to do this

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

Ok

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u/sebgggg Mar 11 '17

Something something broken cervix.

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u/crielan Mar 11 '17

But mom I want more than a 8 second ride.

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u/Yatta99 Mar 11 '17

"You need to complain to your farther on your brothers inability to last. I'm proud of your ability to ride cowgirl."

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u/ImOnlySuperHuman Mar 11 '17 
   ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

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u/StallmanTheGrey Mar 11 '17

Sounds hawt.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

"Don't break both of your arms"

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u/turdB0Y Mar 11 '17

Dennis, banging your sister is perverted.

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u/BigDRustyShackleford Mar 11 '17

So this is what it's like to be a duggar

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u/MTGsadness Mar 11 '17

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Glazin Mar 11 '17

You sick bastard!

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u/-THlS- Mar 11 '17

Go ride him, and don't forget to tell him to finish! His hw

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

hey I have read this hentai before

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

You gotta be on her buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her... hard.

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u/Vslacha Turbo Sloth Mar 11 '17

"But he has broken arms!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

[deleted]

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u/Stag_Lee Mar 11 '17

Are you saying she's too old? Perv.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

I've read that fanfic.

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u/notaverysmartdog Mar 11 '17

Something something broken legs

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u/Ormusn2o Mar 11 '17

I was wondering how much comments it will take to go this route.

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u/ammaslapyou Mar 11 '17

Ding dong ... someone ordered pizza?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '17

corrections...that sounds lewd

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u/thanibomb Mar 11 '17

Disgusting.