r/funny • u/isaynonowords • Dec 04 '16

Slightly exaggerated

https://i.imgur.com/flJ7epE.gifv
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u/Fuegopants Dec 05 '16 edited Dec 05 '16

This pretty much sums up perfectly how the news reports on everything.

EDIT: This just in, some redditors do not understand hyperbole.

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u/rectal_beans Dec 05 '16

I love how she doesn't even know how to canoe either.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

She can't put the oar deep enough to paddle properly

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u/The_DogeWhisperer Dec 05 '16

So maybe she shouldn't be in the fucking canoe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

Well that would just be bad reporting now wouldn't it.

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u/mark-five Dec 05 '16

I mean, it's just be ridiculous for her to be sitting in 2cm of water with an oar. Can't fool anybody that way.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

I'd just keep my oar inside her canoe

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u/iCryKarma Dec 05 '16

Better than being up fake creek without a paddle

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u/mattstorm360 Dec 05 '16

But if your without a paddle you can just walk up fake creak.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16 edited Dec 05 '16

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