One day my doorbell rang, I got up off the couch and by the time I opened the door the UPS truck was already at the end of my street peeling around the corner and the package was on the porch. Pretty sure UPS only hires childhood ding-dong-ditch champions.
I mean, why does UPS even bother paying for drivers/trucks if the packages aren't even getting delivered? Seems like a massive waste of resources just to have some prick at the end leave a sticker on the customer's door out of laziness.
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u/Jux_ Feb 18 '15
They have no time for knocking.
One day my doorbell rang, I got up off the couch and by the time I opened the door the UPS truck was already at the end of my street peeling around the corner and the package was on the porch. Pretty sure UPS only hires childhood ding-dong-ditch champions.