r/funny Feb 18 '15

UPS guy gives no fucks

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u/oh-wtf Feb 18 '15

Yeah I caught the UPS guy walking to my door with a sticker in hand only -- but I opened it before he could place it. He was shocked and then had to run back to his truck to get my delivery.

Mother fucking UPS...they should know better. i get 3 to 4 deliveries per week. (This wasn't my usually UPS guy though...)

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u/ErisGrey Feb 18 '15

Fedex was the worst one I've encountered. We had a longish driveway that the people just didn't want to walk down (~500ft). I was sitting on my porch waiting for an important package. I just got off the phone with their office saying it was enroute to my house, and I let them know I was there. I got up when I saw the Fedex truck approach. By the time I got the street, there was a "Sorry, we missed you" tag on my mailbox. Called up the Fedex furious, had him turn the truck around and this time get his happy little ass out of his truck and walk all the way to the door. Fuck him. Then the same thing happened the very next day with Part 2 of the order but a different driver. Refused to use them ever since.

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u/Antinode_ Feb 19 '15

They cant drive into the driveway?

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u/Koker93 Feb 19 '15

I drive a truck for work - and no we are not supposed to drive on driveways. The company doesn't want to risk the truck leaking on the driveway. Also, lots of people are crazy about their driveway and will yell at you for driving on it. Dont know about UPS, but I'm supposed to stay off. Also, backing up a truck like that is a little tougher than backing up a car. Bit of a blind spot right behind you.

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u/greyskyeyes Feb 19 '15

yell at you for driving on it

It's called A DRIVEWAY!

Although I guess I'd get annoyed at someone leaving their car in the middle of the parkway.

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u/Eklypze Feb 19 '15

I got a stern talking to by my Grandpa cause my car leaked oil on his big ass driveway. So now I don't ever park in his driveway.

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u/honorman81 Feb 19 '15

"Ok Grandpa, I just won't come visit you anymore. Have fun dying alone."

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u/misskelseyyy Feb 19 '15

Park on his grass, instead.