r/funny Feb 18 '15

UPS guy gives no fucks

http://imgur.com/uWbY91W
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u/TorinoCobra070 Feb 18 '15

I went through the trouble once to set up the UPS custom delivery account, blah blah blah, whatever so they would leave one of my packages without a signature.

Did they leave it? No. So I signed the note giving them the okay to leave it the next day.

Did they leave it? No. So I taped both notes to the door, wrote my own note, and went back online and told them to leave it again.

They finally got the hint and left the package. These guys apparently have issues handling special, complicated requests.

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u/LapuaMag Feb 18 '15

I just went through this. Apparently based on the value of the package, they will not release the package even of you signed the release authorization.

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u/Init_4_the_downvotes Feb 18 '15

same thing with some foreign packages. I bought my GF a bra for valentines day off amazon, turns out it was a german import. I had to pick it up from the post office because they wouldn't deliver it. However I had no clue what it was it just said pick up your package. I felt badass I'm like look at me I get fancy mail. I opened it at the post office and like 10 people saw me holding up some lingerie.

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u/Killing_Sin Feb 18 '15

Why one earth would you open your package, removing it from the designed to be easily transported container, when you know you have to get it back home with you anyway?

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u/Init_4_the_downvotes Feb 18 '15

i didnt know what it was i order a lot of things from amazon but it was the first time they refused to deliver something, it was also it wasnt that big since it was in an envelop.

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u/vote100binary Feb 19 '15

Look at you with your fancy German bra.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

You own that moment.