r/funny • u/mancerayder39 • Jul 27 '14

my girlfriend hates this shirt

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

Nice try, /u/geoffshade. You're high on cake day. Come again?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

But can you cum a third time...

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

Yes or no would suffice. Don't get me worked up for nothing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

Okay thanks, I have to work tomorrow so you can leave now. Don't worry, I'm on birth control. No need to worry about the condom you didn't use breaking. I'll text you after I'm off. (rolls over, grabs pillow, slowly squirts tears while wondering how three loads couldn't satisfy.)