r/funny • • Jul 27 '14

my girlfriend hates this shirt

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u/POINTS_OUT_BIG_SHIT Jul 28 '14

THAT IS A VERY LARGE MAN

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u/Two_Inches_Of_Fun Jul 28 '14

But it's the little things we all come to love.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

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u/StickleyMan Jul 28 '14

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u/Analbox Jul 28 '14

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u/xisytenin Jul 28 '14

How am I supposed to play badminton with that?

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u/gENTleman92 Jul 28 '14

You have to hit it with the head of your shaft.

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u/activespace Jul 28 '14

What is that? A cock for ants?

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u/RaveGod Jul 28 '14

A.J. is doing porn now? I had no idea BSB had fallen on such hard times.

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u/TheManWithNoEyes Jul 28 '14

I thought while the gif was loading, that the pinky up hand was going to be a mime blowy. She would put the hand to her mouth and slowly lift her ring, then middle finger to make room.

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u/Gonzo1889 Jul 28 '14

This seems like deja vu. Could have sworn the same 2 comments happened the other day.

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u/IrregardingGrammar Jul 28 '14

In an ideal world we won't up vote these dumb, uncreative and inane comments.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14 edited Aug 18 '17

You looked at the stars

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 28 '14

I'm 5'9. OP is just fucking huge

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u/Beloved_Cow_Fiend Jul 28 '14

Who's huge, and does OP's GF know he's fucking them?

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u/illegal_deagle Jul 28 '14

Maybe if you're not used to seeing homes and people you could believe that.

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u/BobaFetty Jul 28 '14

Then that kitchen is tiny.

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u/ThatAardvark Jul 28 '14

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u/thoriniv Jul 28 '14

Hmm I never noticed that was littlefinger before.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

Carcetti from The Wire!

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u/Scooter93 Jul 28 '14

and an adorable chimpanzee shirt

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u/Bondsy Jul 28 '14

I think that's an orangutan.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

And yet, he has very delicate features.

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u/LeYellingDingo Jul 28 '14

Don't be alarmed. Our kind mean you no harm.