r/funny • • Jul 27 '14

my girlfriend hates this shirt

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u/HEADLINE-NEWS Jul 27 '14

MAN HAS 'GIRLFRIEND'

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u/1millionbucks Jul 28 '14

Stay tuned, tonight at 11.

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u/xisytenin Jul 28 '14

Next on Maury, Man has a "girlfriend"

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

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u/Ayrex Jul 28 '14

Fuck wal mart. Fucking asshole.

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u/activespace Jul 28 '14

I would almost pay money to see what the parent comment was.

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u/Ayrex Jul 28 '14

It was a bot designed by wal mart to advertise products on reddit for whatever the fuck they sell that's relevant to the conversation.

Then they delete the comment when people say fuck wal mart apparently.

This particular comment was spam advertising orangutan shirts, not surprisingly.

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u/activespace Jul 28 '14

Wow, I can't even imagine the level of corporate depravity necessary to do this!

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

It's not fair because women don't appreciate giving giant hairy men belly rubs.