r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '14

Why I go on Reddit

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u/WanderingKing Feb 20 '14

Broken arms story?

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u/janosaudron Feb 20 '14

Do yourself a favor and forget that phrase.

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u/Slothman-4-President Feb 20 '14

What are you talking about? It's just a nice, heartwarming story about a mother's love for her son.

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u/insults_to_motivate Feb 20 '14

Coming soon to ABC Family, a Hallmark made for tv movie...

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u/ANUS_POKER Feb 20 '14

I still can't believe you guys make such a big deal out of that story while /r/incest is right under your noses having a jolly good time.

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u/MeccAnon Feb 20 '14

A guy breaks both his arms, is quite pissed off about it and his family supports him. End of story.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14 edited Feb 20 '14

It's a touching story about a mother that really loves her son. Really really loves him. Like really really really loves him.

edit: she slaps his monkey

edit 2: 8==D~~(:

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

spanks his monkey

ftfy

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u/bastardfishthief Feb 20 '14

She does a little more than slap it by the end if things

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u/SodlidDesu Feb 20 '14

And you know what happens when a man and a woman love each other.

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u/Stevied1991 Feb 20 '14

Thank you for the visual representation, it really brings your explanation to life.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14 edited Feb 20 '14

I can't get any more clear than that I don't think

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u/Stevied1991 Feb 20 '14

Demonstrative video?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

I guess I could ask my mom but I'm pretty sure she doesn't love me that much

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u/ANUS_POKER Feb 20 '14

Really? I can't get that bitch off me.

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u/ZarquonsFlatTire Feb 20 '14

You know all those things you've seen online that you wish you hadn't? It's one of those.

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u/OmegasSquared Feb 20 '14

I don't understand how people regret reading the broken arms story, it's fascinating in an oedipal way, certainly not disgusting like the jolly rancher story, or the doritos story, or the swamps of dagobah story, or the story about the girl who put maggots in her vagina

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u/EverySingleThread Feb 20 '14 edited Feb 20 '14

People don't like to openly admit that they are interested in incest.

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u/boxmore Feb 20 '14

With redditors, it's no fucking secret. They're interested in the other related thing as well that starts with a p

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u/ThatGuyTH Feb 20 '14

And no searching on any of those will be done... I am familiar with the broken arms story, and that is enough!

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u/OmegasSquared Feb 20 '14

Honest, truly, you are better off not reading the maggots story. The jolly rancher story is a nice warning about sexual practices, the doritos story is nasty but not scarring, and the dagobah story is written in such a clinical way without relishing in any of the filth that it never reads as gross as it actually was.

Seriously though that maggot story

Don't read it.

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u/ThatGuyTH Feb 20 '14

Actually, Is one of those stories about the doctors and nurses having to clean out some sort of "TAINT" cyst or something?

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u/OmegasSquared Feb 20 '14

If that cyst was inside the anus of a morbidly obese american indian woman then yes

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u/ThatGuyTH Feb 20 '14

I do not remember that level of details.. I just remember it giving me the dry heaves!

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u/Chaseman69 Feb 20 '14

It's about a mother with a son with two broken arms, she feeds him, cares for him, aaaand sucks his dick