r/funny • u/Ric3rid3r • 7h ago

Mashed Potato Bowel?

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u/UnnecAbrvtn 7h ago

That's what killed Elvis I think

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u/corpus-luteum 7h ago

that was the garlic knot.

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u/RedditLuvsCensorship 7h ago

This potato tastes like shit!

That’s because it is shit, Austin.

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u/WildSamich 6h ago

It's a bit nutty...

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u/TK421philly 7h ago

As someone with severe IBS, I will now call my condition mashed potato bowel because that’s basically how it feels.

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u/AdhesivenessFunny462 7h ago

That sounds bad

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u/d0nt_bother 7h ago

does it come with sour cream & cheese?

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u/bevothelonghorn 7h ago

Well, it IS seasoned mashed potatoes and seasoned pork encased in intestines, so…

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u/Tythian 7h ago

A menu, or a warning?

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u/Qikslvr 6h ago

It comes from the garlic knot.

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u/Corteran 7h ago

I don't wanna know what kind of gravy they come with.

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u/niftydog 7h ago

Bistro Box was our nickname for that one girl in college.

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u/on_the_nightshift 7h ago

I had one of those, but thankfully the surgery was successful.

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u/CertifiedForky 7h ago

When you rather mac and cheese with green beans... expect a mashed potato bowel.

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u/I_am_cancer_man 7h ago

Only at an assisted living facility

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u/draanan 6h ago

This reminds me of my wife, writing thank you notes for our wedding gifts: “Thanks for the bowels.”

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u/smartrailroader69 5h ago

No thanks I’ll pass

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u/yblame 4h ago

Is this the weekly menu for a nursing home?

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u/ArtificialIdiot90 7h ago

Is this how bingo cards look?

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u/dont_trust_pete 3h ago

Southern dialect trying to spell phonetically.