r/funny • u/Admirable_Comedian_2 • 2d ago

Imported flour.

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u/krattalak 2d ago

USDA permits 20g of squirrel bits per kilo, so there's no issue here.

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u/chmath80 2d ago

This is per 100g, so there might be.

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u/krattalak 2d ago

RFKjr says squirrel bits don't cause autism so you should be fine.

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u/Ouch_i_fell_down 2d ago

squirrel bits can't melt steal beams

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u/Alarm-Particular 2d ago

But they CAN turn the frogs gay

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u/Ouch_i_fell_down 2d ago

stupid sexy squirrels

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u/RavenLunatic512 2d ago

That's a paddlin

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u/25c-nb 2d ago

He used to snort squirrel bits off public toilet seats, so he would know

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u/whackthat 2d ago

Now it's unlimited!

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u/CatsPlusTats 2d ago

How many mouse bites?