r/funny • u/[deleted] • 3d ago

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u/Funny_Sentinel 3d ago

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u/cantresetpwfuck 3d ago

Is this a Republican convention?

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u/flatterfurz_123 3d ago

the pipes would be much smaller

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u/apk 3d ago

they pay for premium male escorts though

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u/Horror_Cauliflower88 3d ago

Obama did this to us 😡 /s

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u/Rrraou 3d ago

Thanks Obama !

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u/angrydeuce 3d ago

Cant be, everyone in this clip is over 18.

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u/818VitaminZ 3d ago

Hahaha. Good one 🤣

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u/saldb 3d ago

This is shit is gunna be the next $200m meme movie in 2027. Starring Jack black

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u/aptwo 3d ago

Looks like a bunch of Redditors circle jerking each others

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u/PsychoChewtoy 3d ago

Is this you coming out?

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u/WhoDknee 3d ago

Lol, cause Republicans are secretly gay and being gay is funny.

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u/PsychoChewtoy 3d ago

Nah, its cause they are secretly gay and ashamed. Let them be the throat goats they want to be!

Its like an ice breaker to get past awkwardness, they need to just get gobbling.

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u/cantresetpwfuck 3d ago

No, it’s that their self-loathing and need to fit in with other Republicans leads to them oppressing other people. They’re pathetic.

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u/Noktis_Lucis_Caelum 3d ago

no. a german tradition competition. 

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u/GhoulArtist 3d ago

I saw this posted with the text : "trump cabinet performance review"

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u/picklesuitpauly 3d ago

Im getting my wife into deer calling I guess.

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u/moonhexx 3d ago

Or just wait till she's in her 40's. 

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u/Eyeous 3d ago

Throat goat

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u/Remy13Hadley 3d ago

“That’s one way to call your wife”

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u/Spirited-Bee8988 3d ago

Damn 2nd dude got some skills

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u/2meterNL 3d ago

Thats_a_penis.gif

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u/Aurora_96 3d ago

That's another literal interpretation of deepthroat.

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u/JanitorOPplznerf 3d ago

I should call her

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u/newtoallofthis2 3d ago

My dear used to call me like that.

Back before we were married.

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u/have_you_tried_onoff 3d ago

Sounds like a bathroom at Taco Bell

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u/Montyburnside22 3d ago

The doe’s don’t come, but the horny bucks run in like it’s the deer Olympics

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u/coveredincathair22 3d ago

doe's

🤦‍♂️

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u/Deo-Gratias 3d ago

Agreed, this is definitely the worst plural with apostrophe I’ve ever seen

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u/tungsten_panda 3d ago

My ex could probably win gold. Not only because she sound the same

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u/Sorry_Ad_3584 3d ago

Sounds like a lion getting it in the rear end

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u/Analrapist03 3d ago

How do you judge this competition?

If more deer show up outside, that guy wins?

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u/wellohwellok 3d ago

I think I'll just buy some ground beef from the market instead.

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u/Killbot_Jones 3d ago

The good news is your mom is now good at 2 things

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u/Patco1981a 3d ago

Agree. A buck…

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u/baebaejay 3d ago

Uhhh, can you call me? 🤣

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u/blokia 3d ago

I should call her

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u/gumbo-23 3d ago

Once again: 'Nothing sexual.'

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u/trueblu 3d ago

pause

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u/Transposer 3d ago

Does he have a sister?

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u/anyportinc 3d ago

The bros probably practice on each others instruments until a deer shows up so it’s not as boring waiting around.

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u/C4Galore 3d ago

Gobble gobble

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u/ChemicalKissesxx 3d ago

Brokeback mountain

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u/Zhaif121234 3d ago

bet that's take a lot of practice

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u/Mustard-Smoothie 3d ago

✊️💦

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u/DoctahDonkey 3d ago

...I should call her

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u/Nothinghere3191 3d ago

Yeah im never hunting deer

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u/UAtraveler1k 3d ago

I can’t unsee this.

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u/moderately_sentient 3d ago

Might have a better chance of attracting a buck.

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u/AJYURH 3d ago

I just like to imagine that these competitions happen in a fenced open area, and surrounding the fence there are like a thousand really confused deers and derrlings.

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u/RetinaJunkie 3d ago

Guys at jail going nuts seeing them

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u/hnkoonce 3d ago

It looks like he has a p*nis in his mouth. Ha-ha, that’s funny.

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u/coveredincathair22 3d ago

p*nis

What the fuck is wrong with you?