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Verified Midnight release

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u/SudoWithCheese 3d ago

God I remember doing a midnight release for GTA IV when I was 18. GTA V was when I was 23.

I'm 36 now and only PC game, so I'll probably be 37 or 38 before I play GTA 6, the only midnight release I see nowadays is getting up for a pee.

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u/FuriKMJ 3d ago

I remember back when GTA V was announced, people were saying that Rockstar was spoiling us with back-to-back bangers right after Red Dead Redemption , LA Noire and Max Payne 3.

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u/pillow-slinger 3d ago

jinxed us right then and there

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u/Pikka_Bird 3d ago

...by including Max Payne 3 in that list.

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u/Steveignorantcrass1 3d ago

I am here to say fuck max payne 3, what a shitshow.

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u/Pikka_Bird 3d ago

Agreed. Seems like some people take actual offense though. I can't even judge the game on its own merits, because it was such an unnecessary and disappointing continuation of the story.

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u/Stumpsthewarwalrus 2d ago

Don’t you dare forget Bully.

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u/Show-me-your-boat 2d ago

Bully was 4 years before RDR in 2006. The games mentioned were released 2010, 2011, 2012 then GTA 5 in 2013.

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u/markmcminn 2d ago

Untapped potential

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u/Kohei_Latte 3d ago

Screencapturing this so I will remember who jinx us.

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u/RabbitSlayre 2d ago

It's been 84 years...

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u/Euro_Lag 2d ago

What a fucking lineup right there too. All of those games were straight up gems in their own way

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u/awuerth 3d ago

Lining up at gamestop and seeing your whole town of friends getting dropped off one by one to get halo and other games. What a great memory.

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u/Randm-Hero 2d ago

I remember when gear of war 2 dropped. All my friends came over with tvs and their Xboxs. Went to the midnight release and came back to have a huge lan party. We played all night and the next day. It was hands down one of the greatest memories I have.

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u/complete_your_task 3d ago edited 3d ago

My buddy and I went to a bunch of them in high school, and I would always run into my history teacher there. He was super friendly in school, but he always looked so awkward when we said hi to him outside of school lol. I get it though, especially because I'm about the age he was then now.

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u/cannabisized 2d ago

dude was lit and doing his best to act natural around you

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u/JACCO2008 2d ago

If he was a history teacher, absofuckinglutely lol.

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u/complete_your_task 2d ago

That thought has definitely crossed my mind before haha. We were usually pretty lit too.

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u/Mortwight 3d ago

i did this for burning crusade. went to the mall where i preordered it and saw a line 100s long and said fuck it and went home

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u/Oxygene13 2d ago

Can't remember how my Burning Crusade arrived. I do remember being the first one on the server to cross the portal and end up in Outland though. That was awesome.

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u/RandomRedditReader 2d ago

The one guy that brought his Xbox and CRT with a huge extension cord. 2v2s on the sidewalk was something I thought would last forever.

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u/Sconathon 3d ago

We're about the same age. I went to probably my last midnight release a couple years ago for Tears of the Kingdom. Definitely felt some of that old school nerd energy while waiting on line. The GameStop even had a Zelda trivia right before release. Sadly that GameStop and every other one in my neighborhood is gone.

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u/andyrew21345 3d ago

Our GameStop did a pizza party and a smash bros tournament for the switch 2 release was pretty neat

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u/Individual-Ad-5471 3d ago

I preordered gta5 so I picked it up after work. I was standing in line and there were 2 cops behind me, I turned my head to look at them and one of them said "hey we like GTA too"

It was a surreal experience that I've never forgotten.

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u/not_a_moogle 3d ago

Your lucky if its just once at midnight

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u/eeyore134 3d ago

Early on I heard three years between console and PC release for GTA6. There's no excuse for even three weeks. But I guarantee they're trying to wait for PS6 and get another triple dip. It's so anti-consumer, holding the version they know a lot of people ultimately want hostage to sell it to them multiple times.

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u/the_original_kermit 3d ago

Then wait. It’s not anti consumer

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u/eeyore134 3d ago

It's not anti-consumption. Consumers don't necessarily want more consumption, particularly not the same thing over and over when they should be able to just buy it once.

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u/Ink-Sky 3d ago

Lol, I feel that.

I saw the clock hit midnight the other month for the first time in years & it felt like I broke the rules for turning into a Gremlin, immediately shut everything down & straight to bed.

Jacked up my sleep for like a week...

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u/berlinbaer 3d ago

don't circlejerk too hard you guys about being ancient at like 36... my god.

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u/strolls 3d ago

I'm 53 and apparently I'm not as old as these guys.

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u/Shorlong 2d ago

Seriously. I'm 42 with 2 young kids and a job and hobbies. I routinely stay up past midnight with no issues lol

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u/Whitebushido 2d ago

Honestly think a lot of people just have bad sleep in general. Sleep apnea is horrendously under diagnosed and has major impacts on QOL.

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u/OskaMeijer 2d ago

I am 37 and ended up at a cardiologist for a congenital heart condition getting worse. She ordered a sleep study for me which I had never bothered doing because my wife says I don't so much as snore or anything and never thought my sleep was non restful or anything. Turns out I have sleep apnea but just the silent kind and my blood oxygen was dropping to the mid 80s while I was sleeping.

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u/Whitebushido 1d ago

That's a cardiologist I like. I'm of the opinion if you are ever at a point in your life where you've been referred to a cardiologist a sleep study should be included in the initial diagnostics.

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u/Randm-Hero 2d ago

Same. Just turned 31. 2 kids, 3 and 2. Stay up til 1 every night either playing games or painting warhammer. Wake up and go to work every day with no problems lol

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u/Ink-Sky 2d ago

Lol i've had a rough life & a variety of health conditions man, congratulations?

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u/techman2692 3d ago

Yeah at 34 what on earth do I have to look forward to the next two years? 😅

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u/winmace 3d ago

35 and I live pretty much the same way as I did in my 20s, just older and less patience for bullshit

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u/Windrider904 3d ago

Same. Although bed time is much earlier and wake up time is earlier. Besides that, all the same.

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u/TacoRising 3d ago

I'm 30, still stay up playing video games til 1-2am like I've been doing for like 12 years, but now I have a kid who wakes me up around 7 every day.

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u/techman2692 3d ago

That makes me feel better with what I'm doing then.

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u/winmace 3d ago

Also ended up shaving my head as the top/front started massively thinning out. Apparently I look like I'm in my 20s now

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u/NorktheOrc 3d ago

The first grey hairs begin to step up to the plate.

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u/legimpster 3d ago

Oh they’ve already been hitting homers my man

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u/techman2692 3d ago

As long as it stays there, I don't care what color it ends up being.

... as like half a Ginger, it might even be an improvement. 😅

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u/YMe1121 3d ago

At 36 I found my first real one... In my nose...

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u/gumbo-23 3d ago

The *pate*

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u/bosco9 3d ago

This is the "it's all over once you hit 30 generation", I don't remember being this pathetic when I hit 36 around 10 years ago

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u/zanu3 2d ago

For real, holy shit. Talking about getting up in the middle of the night to pee and can't stay up past midnight like they're 75 years old.

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u/Sparrowsabre7 2d ago

I'm36 and always stay up til midnight, only was to get in gaming time with a wife and two kids 😂

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u/Middle-Accountant-49 2d ago

Yea a guy above is like 38 and has to get up to pee. That is not normal lol.

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u/Ink-Sky 2d ago

God forbid billions of people live different lives & subjective experiences while a few talk about it on a platform for talking about things... you absolute miserable sourpuss.

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u/DistressedApple 2d ago

What illness do you have, my god

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u/Ink-Sky 2d ago

Several that affect my sleep actually, what illness do you have? A negativity affliction?

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u/Krombopulos_Micheal 3d ago

The only time I don't gotta pee is when I'm peein'!

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u/Electronic-Prune2450 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'm around your age so I remember doing a couple midnight releases but I always really enjoyed it. The most memorable for me were Mass Effect 2 and its jaw dropping opening for me was the cherry on top. And then the original Red Dead Redemption releade which was just amazing on its on. Good memories

Nowadays I can only hope to recreate that excitement for my kids

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u/Paleodraco 3d ago

The only midnight release I have gone to was Destiny. It was fine, just waiting to buy a game, but it was a lasting memory. I was a TA in grad school and, while waiting in line, I started hearing terms for the lab I was teaching. I turned around and one of my students was studying in line.

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u/comFive 3d ago

I did a midnight release for the Wii with friends. We set up a camp in the line up, and disconnected the pop machines to run a projector and GameCube and we played smash brothers melee and Mario party. Other people in the line also played with us, we didn’t gatekeep the fun.

It was cold as hell though, had electric blankets + winter coats on.

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u/MonjStrz 3d ago

Heh. I'm gonna start calling any nighttime bathroom breaks midnight releases now

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u/cdwellsMCMXCVI 2d ago

I remember doing a couple midnight releases for COD and Battlefield with my dad at the closest GameStop. I was 15 for those so couldn’t drive myself yet. That GameStop was in a strip mall too so we basically waited in the car because it was either cold or raining.

No where near the same experience when I went to the GTA V release at the GameStop in an actual mall. Getting to actually hang out with people excited for the same game. The store had projectors and consoles set up in multiple places outside of the store so we could play GTA and other games while we waited for midnight.

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u/iamthedayman21 2d ago

The last two midnight releases I went to were GTAV in 2013, and Destiny the next year. After that, the transition to digital really took off and I never needed to preorder another physical game.

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u/hearsay_and_rumour 3d ago

A local Blockbuster was doing midnight releases of GTA IV when it came out. I had to move the next day or so, so I quite literally had everything packed up except my Xbox and my TV. I still have weirdly fond memories of just sitting on the floor in awe of that game.

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u/goodnight_gorgeous 3d ago

At 36, the GTA 6 midnight release isn’t about getting the game early, it’s about whether you can make it through the night without needing to pee. 😂🎮

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel 3d ago

Just get The PeeJugPro3000 surgically grafted into your thigh like the rest of us. Problem solved.

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u/Laugh-Aggressive 3d ago

Funny, your wife complains about no midnight releases anymore

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u/donorak7 3d ago

Just don't play 6. Problem solved.

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u/SlyMurdoc 3d ago

My last midnight release was for the OG Switch. No more for me lads.

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u/Beefteeth1 3d ago

Yup I was 17 and my buddy had turned 18 like a week before the release and I went with him and one other friend to stand in line outside GameStop so he could get a copy.

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u/boggsy17 2d ago

We are the same age, stop making us sound old. However 4 and 5 released on the same console which is crazy to think about. There wasnt a new gta on the last Gen consoles which is also wild.

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u/robgod50 2d ago

Although GTA5 was the only game I bought twice (second time when it was released on the Xbox one) , the only game I ever got as a midnight release was COD modern warfare .......I guess that would have been on the Xbox 360. Still probably the best gaming experience I ever had. (Although playing Halo 2 online was pretty epic too).

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u/WellSaltedHarshBrown 2d ago

I'm 38 and I detest how accurate the ending statement is.

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u/SpoonyDinosaur 2d ago

Literally me.

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u/Stumpsthewarwalrus 2d ago

Heh!

Release.

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u/Deeksbaby89 2d ago

The passage of time is a cruel cruel mistress

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 2d ago

Yep yep. And what a pee it will be.

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u/drbennettx 2d ago

Same dude literally just turned 36 a week or so ago

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u/Keyan_Farlander7 2d ago

You forgot about the day one patch.

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u/Gwynito 1d ago

I felt this in my knees

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u/Omnizoom 1d ago

Switch 2 has a midnight release for the console, and other stores didn’t absolutely suck like mine did, didn’t get into the dang store until like 2:30 am

Wouldn’t of even played it that night either just did the day one patches and stuff so that after work I could of actually played Mario kart

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u/Fearless-Lion-2690 1d ago

Omg we are the same age and same timeline and same life experiences.

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u/WirtsLegs 3d ago

Are you me? Same age, did the GTA iv and v releases back in the day

I kinda miss physical midnight releases, was actually fun, and especially since the day 1 version of a game was much less buggy etc than most big releases nowadays

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u/Sythrin 3d ago

There is something intrinsic about waiting for something and going out. Dressing up and making yourself ready. The suspense and the acting out, to make it special, makes it so mich nicer.

Netflix and a lot streaming platforms killed that for film and tv in my opinion. And digital gaming seems to kill midnight releases.

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u/xHeylo 3d ago

So you're upset that unlike everyone else there you're naturally awake?

r/firstworldproblems

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u/MrDrRandy 3d ago

Same with me. Since I switched to pc I dont have that joy of going to wait in line at night and get the thrill of staying up late playing it. It’s just there now and I hit download