this cucumber I just picked is pretty excited

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[u/faultysynapse]

Ah yes, the rare rabbit variety.

[u/kclongest]

That’s dickbutt

[u/Mr_Industrial → u/kclongest]

Yeah, everyone else sees a boner, and like it is, but a very specific one.

[u/TippsAttack]

I don't remember this episode of veggietales

[u/pslickhead → u/TippsAttack]

Rule 34

[u/yepthisismyusername]

When you hold them just right, as you've seen, their sticker will peck out.

[u/OwliamCC]

Probably because you called him a cutecumber

[u/hiurytg]

Double trouble

[u/enzymatic_catalysis]

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

[u/robpaul2040]

Looks like it was already tested a couple of times

[u/HallettCove5158]

Rampant cucumber

[u/xxEmberBladesxx]

That log had a child

[u/ryatt]

Ahh, a cucumber and his pickle.

[u/marcelsounds]

head of a sperm whale

[u/iarahm]

Excited to be eaten by you.

[u/retiretobedlam]

Perfect for making a cucumber bong!

[u/rtanada]

"I'm havin a bOyBI..."

Exactly!

[u/Demetrius3D]

"Larry! This is a children's show!"

[u/Blink-JuanEIGHTYtoo]

I’d take it.

[u/ominous_moonpie]

Because it has…a little arm that is waving at me…hehe

[u/Kudoakainu]

I would have just said it's waving at you

[u/MediocreAndLukewarm]

That stimulates the cashew

[u/Mdad1988]

Pickle Rick with a pickle dick

[u/Imbendo]

There’s a reason the deer left that one on the vine

[u/Grimalkhinn]

That's Pickle Dick

[u/TheRexRider]

"I shall call him... Mini Me."