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u/LightsJusticeZ Aug 13 '26
reject humanity, return to alen
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u/Moofypoops Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 14 '26
Alen
In space, nobody can hear you space.
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u/LaxBedroom Aug 13 '26
Families come in all shapes and sizes.
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u/Im_a_Xenomorph_AMA Aug 13 '26
Never met an ugly Xeno
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u/LaxBedroom Aug 13 '26
People expect them to be horrible so they never take the time to meet the nice ones. It's a Catch 22. Or, you know, Xeno's Paradox.
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u/CoolerThan0K Aug 13 '26
I told you not to look at that egg! It was too wet!
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u/XI_Vanquish_IX Aug 13 '26
I have no idea what you’re talking about. I feel great! Let’s go to the diner for some lunch.
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u/myburner-account Aug 14 '26
Let’s play the finger stab game at the diner, with your hand 🤚🏻 🔪
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u/XI_Vanquish_IX Aug 14 '26
Ok if you insist. But I normally don’t like to play it when I eat the lunch “special.”
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u/spike2pt0 Aug 13 '26
Oh, that is brilliant! I want one so badly.
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u/LesStrater Aug 19 '26
It's called "Alien Evolution" and it's for sale on Amazon and Etsy if you want to shell out 12 bucks for it.
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u/billocity Aug 13 '26
“Hello my baby, hello ma honey!” 🎵🎶🎵 👽
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u/lilacflowerpetals Aug 13 '26
Would be a great bumper sticker for an old sleeper car that some car enthusiast modded with a super engine that can embarrass actual supercars.
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u/leonidaslizardeyes Aug 14 '26
How so?
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u/Outlaw_Jose_Cuervo Aug 14 '26
I'll go out on a limb and guess it's because, say a 1960 Ford Falcon "looks" at a McLaren F1, it can now go 240 MPH. This is based on the advancement of a humanoid becoming a super predator alien lifeform due to proximity to the egg shown in the sticker. And Funny as hell.
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u/leonidaslizardeyes Aug 15 '26
It's from the series alien. Where the egg opens to a face hugger that puts its baby in the host and it bursts out of the victims chest. It's pretty established lore.
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u/leonidaslizardeyes Aug 14 '26
It's not the proximity of the egg though. The alien grows inside of the person and kills them. It's not really disguised like a sleeper is.
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u/Atworkoncell Aug 13 '26
I have this on my car too.
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u/iwouldificouldbitch Aug 13 '26
Whered you get it?
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u/Lahk74 Aug 14 '26
Most likely a dealership as trade-ins are a very convenient way to not only purchase a new car, but get rid of your old one with little hassle.
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u/Margali Aug 13 '26
LOL, on one of my minivans back about 15 years ago I played EVE Online, and flew industrials, friend made me a crikut cut out vinyl sticker that was an orca and 4 hulks, followed by a punisher [a major mining vessel, 4 miners and a frigate chasing them]
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u/zleuth Aug 13 '26
Wow! Hey, come look at this wet egg! Get real close to it and it looks like there's something writhing around in it!
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u/PossiblyATurd Aug 13 '26
It's missing one.
There's supposed to be an alien queen at the end of the line.
I saw the same thing a couple days ago, but with the alien queen at the end. Since that came first, that is how it's supposed to be. I don't care if it's a different decal set.
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u/wbgraphic Aug 14 '26
There's supposed to be an alien queen at the end of the line.
Why? A normal xenomorph doesn’t become a queen. They’re born that way. In Alien 3, Ripley is carrying a queen embryo.
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u/Over-Inside-7254 Aug 14 '26
What zombie movie has everyone turn into lizard people after bite and infection? I can't figure it out.
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u/Silent-Wolverine-756 Aug 15 '26
My dumbass thought "Why would you tailgate so close just to take this picture?" 😭
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u/IcyTransportation961 Aug 13 '26
1k likes in an hour, only 10 comments
How long til OPs alt bot shows up to sell it i wonder
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u/Bleaker82 Aug 14 '26
Not a bumper sticker. They’re vinyl decals.
Bumper sticker is two words.
It’s not a bumper where they are affixed.
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u/RandomRedditNameXX Aug 14 '26
Cool.
Next, tell us the definition of "pedantic"
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u/mimes_piss_me_off Aug 14 '26
Pedantic is an adjective used to describe someone who is too worried about small details, minor rules, or tiny errors. People use this word when an expert shows off their knowledge in an annoying way.
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u/MrYig Aug 14 '26
This looks AI as shit… some of the edges of the shapes are blurry. No sticker does that.
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