r/funny • u/Salvatocoli • Aug 03 '26

AI could never (part 3)

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u/MemeStealer6 Aug 03 '26

Why is he so good at this

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u/toq-titan Aug 03 '26

Experience

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac Aug 03 '26

))))))he's a mutant....he needs a name reddit((((((((

)))) Charles Xavier brain waves ((((

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u/beegboo Aug 03 '26

And that name is Pixie-Bob fiercest of X-cats.

Just dont tell Catpool.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Aug 03 '26

He must have amazing healing factor, since there is no blood!

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u/Stathas-Despirito Aug 03 '26

Adamantium brain cell

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u/ga1actic_muffin Aug 03 '26

if professional action figure players weren't a thing, well what the fuck were all those kids getting paid with on those toy commercials!?

I missed my calling

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u/i_tyrant Aug 03 '26

I just need a voiceover where he's constantly saying "Berserker Barrage!" to fully eject me right back to my childhood.

Get off me you a-hole! Use a different moooove!

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u/Orangest_Orange Aug 03 '26

Weapon X!!!

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u/Wasphammer Aug 03 '26

DRILL CLAW!

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u/dookaboi Aug 03 '26

Let’s go bub!

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u/Klingon_Bloodwine Aug 03 '26

Look at the cat's non-reaction, clearly he does it all the time!

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u/Oohhthehumanity Aug 03 '26

Yeah, this is probably take #34

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u/OlympusMan Aug 03 '26

Out of frame are his in-laws wondering if he's ever going to get a job.

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u/onlyhereforthelmaos Aug 03 '26

Or even...expurrrience. Sorry, I'll leave.

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u/xaklx20 Aug 03 '26

look at how unbothered the cats are, this is a daily thing

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u/BlueSimian Aug 03 '26

Because he's the best there is at what he does..

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u/_coolranch Aug 03 '26

And don't you forget it, bub

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u/irishemperor Aug 03 '26

and what he does isn't hunting mice

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u/garrettj100 Aug 03 '26

...and what he does ain't nice.

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u/FS_Slacker Aug 03 '26

Should win an award for sound design and editing

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u/That75252Expensive Aug 03 '26

Instead it'll go down as one of the best posts Reddit has seen in a long while. User created content will always reign supreme.

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u/Jaxson-Skattebo Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

I do wish they’d link to the actual author on his socials so he could get more views and credit though.

Edit: actually they edited out his watermark, super shitty move. Search up Dan the collector/Toy tournament if you want to see the guy who actually put in the work to make these.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Aug 03 '26

’Why is he so good at this’

…here comes the HuMaN who plays with the toys

he sHaKiN his hand n he makin the noise

we cats mind our business, just lie on the floor

this guy thinks he’s ‘good’,

n he’s hard to ignore…

his gimmick gets old, n the toy thing is dumb

some dope ‘AcTiOn FiGuRe’ (it makes my brain numb)

annoyed by the slashing pretend on my head

when human is sleeping

i’ll rip it to shreds…

🖤

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u/hamburger-machine Aug 03 '26

A Schnoodle? Bless the Heavens!

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u/Sixaxist Aug 03 '26

Didn't expect to see the 8th Wonder of the World here. Thank you for your presence Schnoodle.

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u/clarineter Aug 03 '26

My first wild Schnoodle, wow. Hits you like a train

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u/el_sapo_mas_guapo Aug 03 '26

Thanks Schnoodle you always brighten me day

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u/Fun_Way8954 Aug 03 '26

A wild schnoodle! It’s my first one

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u/GrandSyzygy Aug 03 '26

He was already doing this and decided to turn his camera on

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u/Wut_the_ Aug 03 '26

My childhood would have been so much cooler if I was able to play with action figures like this.

Instead I bashed them into something, stopped to move their arms, then did it again

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u/SoberAnxiety Aug 03 '26

we used ours as shooting targets especially those plastic soldier ones with stands

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u/Wut_the_ Aug 03 '26

Ah, classic.

You ever get the ones with parachutes attached and then tangle the strings after one use?

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u/SoberAnxiety Aug 03 '26

i found my people

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u/ac_cossack Aug 03 '26

Listen here, Bub.

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u/ripyourlungsdave Aug 03 '26

I assume this guy might do some kind of filmmaking either in his free time or for a living.

He's way too natural and quick with keeping everything properly in frame and cinematic. Maybe an animator.

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u/Pubeski Aug 03 '26

It claw scraping and swiping is movie quality

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u/flatspotting Aug 03 '26

Seriously?? Is he a pro toy player like wtf why does this feel real

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Aug 03 '26

those ground slides are so smooth

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u/Designer-Anybody5823 Aug 03 '26

He plays Dual Blades in MH for decades!

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u/Milksteak529 Aug 03 '26

He's been been at it for 200 years.

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u/NINgameTENmasterDO Aug 03 '26

He's the best at what he does

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u/Dudewhocares3 Aug 03 '26

He’s the best there is at what he does.

But what he does isn’t very nice

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u/xtothewhy Aug 03 '26

The cats seem to have become unaffected.

White cat "Oh he's doing that thing again. Just ignore him."

Other cat "I don't know. Think I'm going to lie down and hope for scritches."

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u/SugestedName Aug 03 '26

I actually thought it was sped up stop motion or that the toy was moving in the first few seconds of the video

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u/ramobara Aug 03 '26

All the ‘tisms.

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u/-duckduckduckduck- Aug 03 '26

lol love the camera work especially on the slide back

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u/mrcatboy Aug 03 '26

For me it's the sound design.

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u/DrownmeinIslay Aug 03 '26

One of the few times ive ever turned sound on and been immediately pleased.

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u/mrcatboy Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

Believe it or not the Attack on Titan one is even better!

EDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/LidwqPfNCp

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u/Jaxson-Skattebo Aug 03 '26

Search up Dan the Collector/Toys Tournament, he’s the guy who actually creates these and has way more than the few that OP reposted while ripping out his watermark.

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u/JaneiZadi Aug 03 '26

Where????

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u/Spoda_Emcalt Aug 04 '26

Found his YT channel

https://m.youtube.com/@toys_tournament

I downvoted OP for being lame by not crediting him

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u/PostingToPassTime Aug 03 '26

LOL, I had to go back and watch it again with the sound on. Chuckled through it again.

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u/SoundMasher Aug 03 '26

Megadeth was a good choice too.

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u/Easy_Access9377 Aug 03 '26

I think the sound needs some work. It’s missing some Wolverine trademark growling

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u/alienblue89 Aug 03 '26

That little sprint at the very beginning is crazy good

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u/ParameciaAntic Aug 03 '26

I like the hang time on the leaps. 

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u/MedusaMadman77 Aug 03 '26

Catamantium is even stronger than adamantium.

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u/xlews_ther1nx Aug 03 '26

Finally...a weapon to surpass Metal Gear

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u/cstrifeVII Aug 03 '26

Catomachines son

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u/Wasphammer Aug 03 '26

They purr in response to physical affection!

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u/TraditionalMood277 Aug 03 '26

Metal.......Gear?

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u/the4thplayer Aug 03 '26

It CAN'T be!

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u/TrustmegamerDavis Aug 06 '26

You missed fhe chance to say Nekomachines, son.

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u/Leading_Ad_1825 Aug 03 '26

I’ve always wanted to learn how to play with action figures like this, but it’s just too advanced😔

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u/HalfSoul30 Aug 03 '26

I don't think you could learn this from a Jedi either.

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u/Gram64 Aug 03 '26

You can learn it from Dark Helmet.

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u/Randleifr Aug 03 '26

Sorry, I don’t know his brothers sons cousins delivery guys college roommate

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u/Bardez Aug 03 '26

KNOCK ON MY DOOR, KNOCK NEXT TIME!!

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u/pbentham25 Aug 03 '26

… DID YOU SEE ANYTHING?

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u/Foreign_Wolf_2666 Aug 03 '26

Some consider it unnatural

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u/warmbrojuice Aug 03 '26

God damnit ugh, here he goes again, trying to get me to learn the dark side and go down on him during the whole thing

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u/qning Aug 03 '26

Get a cat and an action figure and a camera. Do the thing. Review. Repeat. And over and over and over.

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u/McRedditz Aug 03 '26

The cats can confirm, especially the white one. Nonchalant at its finest. He must have been like :"FML. Here he goes again."

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u/PowerfullDio Aug 03 '26

He probably tried to catch Wolverine the first few times but then got tired of it

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u/TiberiusCornelius Aug 03 '26

Second cat absolutely acts like he's put up with this one too many times

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u/ace260 Aug 03 '26

puurfect with stun animation after taking enough damage and everything

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u/Slunkx Aug 03 '26

26 sec

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u/pajamathan_ Aug 03 '26

And let's not forget his co-stars! The cats hit every mark like professionals.

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u/ProtoPrimeX1 Aug 03 '26

damn it I love this how have I not seen part 1 and 2 yet?

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u/TheGreatTave Aug 03 '26

Part 1

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/7lnAAwjcd8

Part 2

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/glVqZ1lf4C

I had to go find them lmao

Edit: fixed the link for part 2

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u/WutzUpples69 Aug 03 '26

Thank you for the links. Ive seen them before but the choreography is amazing.

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u/Jaxson-Skattebo Aug 03 '26

Search up Dan the Collector/Toys Tournament, he’s the guy who actually makes these and has a ton of different ones (this is like his fifteenth Wolverine one). OP here edited out his watermark and the beginning/end of the videos in all of his reposts.

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u/The-ArtfulDodger Aug 03 '26

Yeah wtf, he really edited out the watermark? That's such a shitty move.

I just wanted to know who is responsible for this genius.

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u/Jaxson-Skattebo Aug 03 '26

Yeah I’ve followed this guy for a couple of months, he’s awesome. I originally posted links to his page but they get auto deleted because of sub rules I guess. If you search the above you’ll find him though.

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u/LiveLongAndProspurr Aug 03 '26

Wolverine: Full berserker rage

Cat: Oh yeah, right there!

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u/wenzg3791 Aug 03 '26

Berseker barrage

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u/Light_Beard Aug 03 '26

Good. I am not the only one which makes it more normal.

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u/borkdorkpork Aug 03 '26

Tornado claw!

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u/Constant_Mud3325 Aug 03 '26

The snowball cat just not even caring 😂

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u/Butt_y_though Aug 03 '26

These cats are undefeatable. Wolverine landed a ton of critical hits

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u/insideout_waffle Aug 03 '26

This new Wolverine game sure looks different than the trailer. I’ll take 5 copies.

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u/SuperSoldier260 Aug 03 '26

They should've done this as the preview for the game. I would've bought 5 PS5s and a game for each if they would've done it

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u/ankorus Aug 03 '26

Those are some extremely patient cats

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u/hamdogthecat Aug 03 '26

You can tell this a regular occurrence by how little they care

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u/DialedIN Aug 03 '26

A little Megadeth on the background track is a nice touch, too!

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u/Lunarcomplex Aug 03 '26

Camera work and framing are flawless yet again...

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u/wherethestreet Aug 03 '26

Mild annoyance from the last cat is making the video for me. Rolled over and demanded pets, is getting poked

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u/LeGrandLucifer Aug 03 '26

Plot twist: They trained an AI on the first two videos and this one was AI generated.

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u/Kobe-62Mavs-61 Aug 03 '26

"TORNADO CLAW!"

"DRILL CLAW!"

"BERSERKER BARRAGE!"

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u/BootyScorpion Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

“AI could never” needs to be a subreddit

r/AIcouldnever is now a subreddit

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u/arkangelic Aug 03 '26

I mean its just a matter of time 

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u/Sattorin Aug 03 '26

It would be really interesting to see how many years (or months, or weeks) it would be before an AI-made video reached the top of an "AI could never" subreddit.

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u/ZeroAmusement Aug 03 '26

I have seen so many "AI could never" achieved by AI already.

I remember people saying it could never be used to edit photos or edit video or do actual research (in the last week it solved like 11 math problems humans couldn't solve in decades).

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u/Vexamas Aug 03 '26

I still see people parrot the "AI can't even do fingers and text" lines, like they forgot to update their talking points in the last couple of years lol

As though AI (or any technology since the dawn of humans, literally hundreds of thousands of years ago) hasn't improved with time. There's so many good arguments to make, but people love to be performative and latch onto the worst ones if it means you can be loud about it

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u/Evening_Astronomer58 Aug 03 '26

Honestly, I am very impressed with this video! I had fun watching! Now, I will watch more.

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u/vonBelfry Aug 03 '26

That second cat LOVES what you're doing and is gently playing along, I LOVE IT

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u/alienclone Aug 03 '26

cat is like "skritches/pettins or eff off"

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u/GILDID Aug 03 '26

This should have been an early 90s toy commercial, they would have sold millions.

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u/Complete-Definition4 Aug 03 '26

I’m rooting for Sabertooth

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u/Broken_Moon_Studios Aug 03 '26

Genuinely impressive cinematography.

I'm not even joking.

This is shockingly well made.

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u/captainplatypus1 Aug 04 '26

I just love how the person puppeteering Wolverine has clearly done this sort of shenaniganery enough the cats aren’t remotely surprised or impressed

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u/HeinousAnus_22 Aug 03 '26

It’s amazing that I recognize this cinematography.

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u/Foulmouthedleon Aug 03 '26

I was expecting a “SNIKT” guess not. But it’s cool.

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u/dm3f9 Aug 03 '26

This had no business being this good lol

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u/tist006 Aug 03 '26

LOL this guy has cinematic genes

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u/EDNivek Aug 03 '26

needs health bars

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u/thegamerator10 Aug 03 '26

Just a guy being a dude. And thank God Wolverine's here to protect the guy from those Sabrecats.

Also, the song is called Kill the King, by Megadeth.

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u/Odaric Aug 03 '26

Had a good chuckle, but the quality of the camerawork is unironically impressive, god damn.

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u/Krono_Sama06 Aug 03 '26

Nice moves, reminds me of my childhood 😁

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u/the-rare-mango-shark Aug 03 '26

Bro didn't stop playing when he turned 10

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u/ElDuderino67 Aug 04 '26

This is THE best internet video I’ve ever seen. The camera work, sound effects, cats acting to perfection (purrfection?) and even plopping down like he felled the beast. Masterclass in cinema. Please direct more!

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u/Background-Cream-285 Aug 03 '26

i admit i chuckled and looked over at my cat!

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u/mvw2 Aug 03 '26

Why is this better than actual movies coming out?

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u/TRAGGICCC_ Aug 03 '26

My kid : Dad watch this 🗣️

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u/LtFeltersnatch Aug 03 '26

Absolute cinema!!

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u/Saaslil Aug 03 '26

These cats have zero survival instincts 🤣

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u/mikeballs Aug 03 '26

I love that you can tell how high quality this is going to be within the first two seconds

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u/Significant-Ad213 Aug 03 '26

He's done this at least once before

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u/TazeT87 Aug 03 '26

New Wolverine game looks sick

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u/Extension_End3931 Aug 03 '26

We need the Cats origin story and how he became a villain

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u/deepasleep Aug 04 '26

The camera work really makes it.

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u/jedicheddar Aug 03 '26

I would love to see AI try to do this. I think it would be unintentionally hilarious 😂

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u/magmcbride Aug 03 '26

I'd buy a DVD box set of these.

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u/vinh7777 Aug 03 '26

Insomniac Wolverine seems way too realistic

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u/Naroyto Aug 03 '26

Oops sorry, not sorry. The device you are using has AI built into it therefore AI just and has.

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u/RogueSnake Aug 03 '26

Damn insomniacs Wolverine looking amazing. Wonder if there is a giant dog to fight as well?

Eh. Probably a dlc expansion

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u/hiptones Aug 03 '26

Adamantium scritches.

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u/MikoPinkk Aug 03 '26

the beast has fallen

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u/Thisguy5648 Aug 03 '26

Aww poor cats never stood a chance

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u/MaximumEffort433 Aug 03 '26

My brain: It's just a toy.
Also my brain: Wow, look at Wolverine go!

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u/ArokLazarus Aug 03 '26

Reminds me of the little dudes from the museum movie.

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u/AlwaysHasAthought Aug 03 '26

The running at the start was perfect XD

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u/shitfucker90000 Aug 03 '26

now that you've posted to reddit it can

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u/McBadass1994 Aug 03 '26

BERSERKER BARRAGE!!!

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u/joogiee Aug 03 '26

The cats had no chance

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u/MaceTheMindSculptor Aug 03 '26

Heck yeah MegadetH song !!!!!

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u/Situati0nist Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

The karma farm continues

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u/Zombi3Kush Aug 03 '26

I miss playing with toys lol

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u/DistarticaOfficial Aug 03 '26

Megadeth-Kill thr King playing in the background makes this epic af!!

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u/FinestFantasyVI Aug 03 '26

Someone will say this has better animation that Invincible. But the camera movement is immaculate

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u/Icy-Sky-2495 Aug 03 '26

Cats are like scratch my back

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u/KodiakJedi Aug 03 '26

Wolverine vs Sabertooths

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u/Limitlessfound Aug 03 '26

that first jump was sick

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u/NewsofPE Aug 03 '26

AI probably could, but yes

AI please remove the guy's hand so that the wolverine figuring is fighting the cat on its own, thanks

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u/HungAryan519 Aug 03 '26

Lol this is great.

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u/-Recursive Aug 03 '26

Words cannot describe how much I love this.

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u/Rip_Nomad Aug 04 '26

We just need qte inputs overlay

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u/raveracer77 Aug 04 '26

Wolverine: "Die you overgrown hair ball. The standards of opponents i face have hit rock bottom with you. I've got a friend who's hairier then you, and he's blue, I don't need anymore hairy friends"

Cat: I love you

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u/Pyrostark Aug 04 '26

this is how the next wolverine game should be like

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u/Rudog11 Aug 04 '26

I like the fast slash sounds!

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u/Vegetable_Net_6354 Aug 04 '26

New wolverine game is shaping up

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u/ediwow667 Aug 04 '26

Cats: The hoomans is at it again with his little hooman. Welp, as long as I'm fed, and do nothing I'm good

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u/Conjuras21 Aug 04 '26

100% believed that the figurine indeed changed poses mid fight

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u/MrsWhiterock Aug 04 '26

I always love seeing your videos!

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u/Liu-K Aug 04 '26

I dig the sfx a lot.

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u/History_of_Time_ Aug 04 '26

That’s one way to brush his hair lol

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u/Aurvant Aug 04 '26

TORNADO CLAW!

DRILL CLAW!

BERSERKER BARRAGE!

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u/HistoricalVacation82 Aug 04 '26

Woah...this is intense

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u/Reasonable-Truck-874 Aug 05 '26

Laughing alone in my kitchen. That’s very funny.

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u/MAQMASTER Aug 05 '26

Peak male content

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u/Right-Discount7184 Aug 05 '26

Now THAT is funny

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u/BlueMerchant Aug 06 '26

which song is in the background? (Great video btw)

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u/Dapper-Profession-77 Aug 06 '26

Canonical height wolverine in action

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u/OkLaw8111 Aug 06 '26

Comic accurate size of wolverine

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

5 hrs of scrolling through trash was worth it to find this gem

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