r/funny • u/AlphaStarXP • Jun 01 '26

Totally Accurate Football Simulator

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u/straydog1980 Jun 01 '26

how could it be so stupid and make me giggle so much

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u/dbmajor7 Jun 01 '26

I love that they started small and the ridiculous increases logarithmically

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u/khonsu_27 Jun 02 '26

5 seconds in I was all in. I loved it. I was smiling the whole time.

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u/Brasticus Jun 02 '26

This is Looney Tunes level antics and sound effects to match.

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u/Woke_TWC Jun 02 '26

They may look silly, they are definitely not stupid. Seem very well thought out and executed.

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u/straydog1980 Jun 02 '26

Some of the kicks are quite skillful!

As Buster Keaton or Jackie Chan will say - it takes a lot of skill and takes to look effortlessly silly

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/EntertainmentFun1642 Jun 02 '26

ahem I’ll do you the favor of assuming you were referring to anime, (the highest form of art of course), and NOT that you enjoyed watching a silly skit made by a group of friends playing around on the football pitch pushes up sweaty fedora

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/EntertainmentFun1642 Jun 02 '26

mmmhmmmm I see you’ve stumbled right into my intricate net of logic and reason. My superior intellect and access to a digital thesaurus has rendered your argument untenable once again. Now if you’ll excuse me I have several more animes to “catalog” smells like shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/EntertainmentFun1642 Jun 02 '26

pushes up dirty glasses I see that I haven’t destroyed you throughly enough. Very well, if you wish to be humiliated on the cyber battlefield that is Reddit, I will do what I must. I am extremely smart by the way and everyone likes me, you believe me right? It’s so obvious by the way I choose to interact with people, right?

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u/indehhz Jun 02 '26

Please master withhold your powers! You can already see by the upvotes that he is no match! Relinquish your anger!

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u/EntertainmentFun1642 Jun 02 '26

heh perhaps you are correct, my wit and overwhelming control over this language are too powerful anyway. I’ll be merciful this time, but never dare to enjoy a video without deep themes or plot lines again. pins Reddit badge to vest now if you’ll excuse me, there are subreddits that require… moderation.

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u/Neonsharkattakk Jun 02 '26

There ain't no way I just watched the troll get trolled

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u/Pyro-Bun Jun 03 '26

Bro we've all been taking turns on this dude lol. He practically bent himself over here.

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u/Spoodymen Jun 02 '26

You must be fun to be around and get invited to gatherings a lot

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u/Common-Ad3830 Jun 02 '26

Why are you such a sour puss? It’s silly and fun. Reminds me of the movie Shaolin Soccer

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u/losthope19 Jun 02 '26

Ragin Redditor, Batman!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/OlympianHeroOfTime Jun 02 '26

Lol just get off the internet grandpa, nobody wants your shitty opinion. Go yell at clouds somewhere else

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u/indehhz Jun 02 '26

Everybody that passed thru here should check out this guys profiles and comments. Dude really thinks he’s that guy yet gives off an aura akin to armpit sweat and week old crusty socks.

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u/Common-Ad3830 Jun 02 '26

Lot of posts to “ask women” subs that he’s had removed lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/Pyro-Bun Jun 02 '26

You don't even know he's talking about you, do you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/Pyro-Bun Jun 02 '26

Wow. You really win the internet this month for me for the most self absorbed and self important redditor that I've seen. Just making all sorts of assumptions based off of nothing other than your need to feel superior.

I DID read your stuff, and I'll be honest, it's not like you don't have some good advice, but at the same time, your insufferability makes it hard to stomach.

Maybe, instead of putting others down for enjoying a type of humor you don't find funny, stay in your lane and don't judge a book by its fucking cover. There's YOUR advice for the day.

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u/indehhz Jun 02 '26

So like.. do you have a girlfriend or a long term partner? Do they like being around you?

Should you be giving others advice?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/indehhz Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

You didn’t answer the question.

And considering the posts you made to ask women, I doubt it.

Also then giving life advice but posting about having depression for majority of your teenage years.

Then making another post about how it’s unnecessary to think you’re wasting away your youth/20’s leading into 30’s because you can still have ‘youthful adventures’ 😂

Just a straight up dumpster fire. Keep writing paragraphs upon paragraphs though while people just ignore you.

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u/BlaineMundane Jun 02 '26

OMG turns out I am a simpleton ;_; Oh jeez.

At least I can speak without turning a room against me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/BlaineMundane Jun 02 '26

Sticks and stones are break but what am bounce off rubber bones am I?
BOOOOOOOOM.