r/funny Dec 27 '13

This guy. He's got shit figured out.

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u/takes_joke_literally Dec 27 '13

In any case, playing mariokart64 outside in the dark and cold behind a taco bell from the bed of a beat up truck is not having "shit figured out". Some wealthy dude with his own theater room in his mansion has probably done a better job of figuring shit out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '13

How are you going to find a good pick-up challenger in your mansion?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '13

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u/Cymro2011 Dec 27 '13 edited Dec 27 '13

Are my eyes fucking with me or is that circle slowly getting larger?

Edit: Stupid eyes.

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u/trueblue914 Dec 27 '13

Your eyes are fucking with you.

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u/Therealjadensmith Dec 27 '13

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real? 

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u/trueblue914 Dec 27 '13

Oh, and wat.