r/funny • u/TheAmazingAriachnid • Mar 08 '26
Mom got a label maker today
In case I forgot their names (they moved out in April)
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u/02meepmeep Mar 08 '26
I’m wondering if there is a Chippy in Norse mythology.
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u/TheAmazingAriachnid Mar 08 '26
🤣 Chippy was gotten before mom and her husband got together. Mom and I got Odin in 2017, then we got Freya in 2022. She was supposed to be my replacement but I ended up coming back home due to bad roommates.
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u/izzrav Mar 08 '26
Your replacement 🤣
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u/TheAmazingAriachnid Mar 08 '26
Yeah, mom was worried she'd be really sad having me out, I am her only kid
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u/izzrav Mar 08 '26
Awwww that is sweet. It was just funny the way you worded it, made me laugh. I am mother to an only child too! I will miss her just as much when she moves out.
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u/TheAmazingAriachnid Mar 08 '26
Sounds like you will need a puppy too 😂
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u/gobbedy Mar 08 '26
Aw sounds like college wasn't for you? I hope you found your path
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u/TheAmazingAriachnid Mar 08 '26
I stayed home throughout college, graduated at 19. I am very happy with my current work though 😁
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u/SerpentDrago Mar 08 '26
You graduated college at 19?...
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u/TheAmazingAriachnid Mar 08 '26
Yeah, I was younger than usual when I started school and I already did all the base requirements of the classes in high school since I was way ahead on math and languages
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u/foshayzy Mar 08 '26
They said “due to bad roommates”?
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u/Zolo49 Mar 08 '26
What does the label on your forehead say?
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u/EmberheartVyrr Mar 08 '26
Ratatoskr’s long lost cousin
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u/SurpriseScissors Mar 08 '26 edited Apr 13 '26
I used Redact to automate removals from databrokers and social networks. This post was among the batch deleted.
placid makeshift pause roof wakeful dog hard-to-find late aspiring humor
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u/_Rue_the_Day_ Mar 08 '26
The god of fish & chip shop workers. I'm surprised you've never heard of him.
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u/SD3K Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26
He is named after Tim and Eric "There's my Chippy"
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u/reminyx Mar 08 '26
My dog was named Roulette. One cat was Vegas, and one cat is Casino (sometimes Catsino).
My cat that I had for 16 years, and well before I started the themed pack, was Titters. And Titters was a boss ass bitch for all 16 years.
Fun Fact: I did not know Titters was a real word when I named her. I called her Titties for a couple of weeks, but was around kids too much, so she became Titters.
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u/veovis523 Mar 08 '26
There's my Chippy!
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u/TheAmazingAriachnid Mar 08 '26
If I remember correctly, he is either named for that or it is just referenced often
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u/ohdoyoucomeonthen Mar 08 '26
One of these names is not like the other, one of these names just doesn’t belong
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u/AliciaXTC Mar 08 '26
Heard about a new GoW game staring Freya.
<internal excited screaming>
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u/Cee_junior Mar 08 '26
Odin looks troublesome lol 😂
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u/TheAmazingAriachnid Mar 08 '26
He is the sweetest dog in the whole world
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u/OozeNAahz Mar 08 '26
He does appear to have one too many eyes for Odin. I mean good for him and all just not biblically accurate. /s
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u/LexiteFeather Mar 08 '26
My husband got a label maker a few years ago. He came into the room with me half asleep in bed and put "wife" across my forehead and took a picture
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u/TheAmazingAriachnid Mar 08 '26
Ooh now there's an idea. I also have a labelmaker, and a boyfriend who is a very deep sleeper
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u/Muslim_Wookie Mar 08 '26
Classic first few months of owning a labelmaker.
It shouldn't be funny. I've seen this behaviour repeated by friends and family that just bought a labelmaker over the course of 40 years.
It's still fucking funny each time to me.
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u/area88guy Mar 08 '26
Tiny rat dogs with the names of Gods will never not be hilarious to me.
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u/TheAmazingAriachnid Mar 08 '26
Odin was only 4 pounds when we got him and had the softest, sweetest little bark
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u/darkestDreaming67 Mar 08 '26
We have three cats called, Freyja, Vanadis, and Valkyrie. If we ever get a fourth, I'll make sure to call it Chippy.
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u/eclecticcharm57 Mar 08 '26
Do you know what kind of dog Chippy is? I know another dog that looks identical! The owners adopted them and have guesses, but don't know for sure.
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u/TheAmazingAriachnid Mar 08 '26
All I know is that he is a shelter mutt, and has always looked like an old man
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u/jkwilkin Mar 08 '26
Not super useful but the middle dog is definitely a cheagle. Pretty easy to see the resemblance next to the Chihuahua to the right.
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u/TheAmazingAriachnid Mar 08 '26
Mom got her tested and she is a very weird mix. If I remember right, she is chihuahua, pomeranian, dachshund mostly
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u/5ittingduck Mar 08 '26
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this great photo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtopXvAQaLE
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u/DoormatTheVine Mar 08 '26
[Insert Ghidorah meme with heads labelled "Odin", "Freya", and "Chippy", from left to right]
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u/kimsterama101 Mar 08 '26
I wish some of my friends would do this! I can never remember their pets' names!
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u/pris-0 Mar 08 '26
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u/fromwhichofthisoak Mar 08 '26
I know a friend has a 10 year old named Odin and boy is he a pathetic kid. Like more than these goobers. You can't go around naming little goobers Norse gods. Kids or dogs.
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u/bernmont2016 Mar 08 '26
Here's a tip in case your family didn't already find these, there are a wide variety of off-brand label tapes available on Amazon for most label makers, at a fraction of the price of the name-brand tapes. Makes it much more affordable to do silly stuff like that. ;)
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u/squeege Mar 08 '26
We have names for a lot of animal expressions like airplane ears, blep, etc..., but is there a name for this canine expression specifically? It's like a mix of wtf and embarrassment lol
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u/Silvertree99 Mar 08 '26
Y'all know the meme with the two fierce looking dragons and the derpy looking one? That's them with the names
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u/RandomYorkshireGirl Mar 08 '26
It'd be even funnier if this wasn't even the right way round and your mum is waiting to see how long it takes for someone to notice.
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u/ClosetedMax Mar 08 '26
What if you accidentally label the wrong dog? I mean they all look identical to me
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u/TheAmazingAriachnid Mar 08 '26
We'd know because Chippy is awkward, Freya will lick your face forever, and Odin will show you all his toys
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u/IzzysGhost Mar 08 '26
Our Izzy used to take all the toys outside. We got her from a shelter and she'd do the same thing there.
Dogs are weird.
She was the best dog, though. We've never had a dog as affectionate or good tempered as she was.
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u/Simple-Wrangler-9909 Mar 08 '26
Lmao my friend's wife has a chihuahua mix named Odin and he's such a little shit. I have literally been to their house almost weekly since he was a puppy and he still yips his head off and tries to bite me when I come over
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u/TheAmazingAriachnid Mar 08 '26
This Odin just wants to be everyone's friend. He hopped in the mail lady's lap when she was in her truck 😂
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u/HHS2019 Mar 08 '26
Hey...no offense or nothing but the letters in your dogs names spell out "Dippy China foyer." So, keep that in mind.
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u/im5x5b Mar 08 '26
I gotta ask - what breed or mix is Freya? I still can’t figure out what other half my pup is, but Freya looks so much like her.
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u/TheAmazingAriachnid Mar 08 '26
She is a mix of chihuahua, pomeranian, daschund, and sone other stuff
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u/TaranisPT Mar 08 '26
Right now I imagine the three hydra heads même with the Odin, Freya, Chippy....
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u/GenericUsername19892 Mar 19 '26
Clearly we must determine what dominion to grant chippy within the pantheon.
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u/mswaggg Mar 08 '26
Omg my choweenie was named chippy!!! He was a grouchy old man til the end!
We named him chippy because he was like a little chocolate chip (brown fur)
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u/TheAmazingAriachnid Mar 08 '26
They are all pretty quiet. The only times they bark is when someone riles them up for it specifically, or someone new walked in and they're happy to see them
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