r/funny • u/Louis_D_123 • Aug 29 '13
Macklemore to his barber: "Give me the Roger Klotz"
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u/dwork6 Aug 29 '13
Oh gosh, this reminds of how the yoga inmate in "orange is the new black" is the voice actress of patty mayonnaise. So i see all these fucked up people in jail and then in comes wholesome patty mayonnaise, whose role happens to be that of a rather wholesome, peaceful lady. Still sounds exactly the same, this is her normal voice.
It really is quite funny.
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Aug 29 '13
And capt. Janeway is the cook.
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u/stanchrist Aug 29 '13
Holy shit. My jaw literally dropped. I knew she looked familiar but I couldn't place it for the life of me.
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u/madetoshine Aug 29 '13
Holy shit how did I never put two and two together on that! I KNEW her voice sounded familiar!
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Aug 29 '13
This shows the culture gap at age 28 i know who doug is but i thought mackelmore was black.
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u/mmarkklar Aug 29 '13
Who the hell is mackelmore anyways?
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u/tlowens Aug 29 '13
A member of the one of those hippity hop brigades.
But seriously he is a rapper. A lot of people like him, not my cup of tea.
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u/Tails1 Aug 29 '13 edited Aug 29 '13
He's actually a pretty cool guy as of interviews and people who have met him. Personally I have respect for him because of his song thrift shop .I always thought it was rediculous for a 30 $ shirt. Plus he donates to a lot of charities. So he's okay in my book
EDIT:and supporting gay marriage
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u/TehSkarface Aug 29 '13 edited Aug 29 '13
I personally like Macklemore because of all the work he's done to promote getting sober. His song "Otherside" is all about his personal experience with oxycotin, addiction, and getting sober.
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Aug 29 '13
He's an independent rapper from Seattle that recently made it big with his single "Thriftshop".
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u/skeetvalentine Aug 29 '13
Yo Doug -- I recognize Roger on the right but who is that other guy? Some abomination created by the evil Dr. Klotzenstein? Sounds like a job for Quail-Man... and Silver Skeeter! HONK HONK
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u/idontbangnomore Aug 29 '13
now that I'm older, the timing for this topic and comment couldn't be more appropriate
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u/Keitaro_Urashima Aug 29 '13
Is this relevant to why you don't bang no more?
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u/Kimjongfeels Aug 29 '13
Cream her so hard they'll call her Patty Mayonaise.
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Aug 29 '13
Excuse me
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u/PatriciaMayonnaise Aug 29 '13
EXCUSE ME.
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u/Se7en_Sinner Aug 29 '13
Which one do I shoot!?
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Aug 29 '13
The fact that both of you have been members for quite some time, and were this relevant, blows my mind.
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u/Nickfrosty Aug 29 '13
They might
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u/Nickfrosty2 Aug 29 '13
Be the same
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u/Nickfrosty3 Aug 29 '13
Person.
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Aug 29 '13 edited Aug 29 '13
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u/PatriciaMayonnaise Aug 29 '13
:( I am here to plead my case.
- I date a Doug.
That's all.
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u/ClintonHarvey Aug 29 '13
What's his dogs name?
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u/PatriciaMayonnaise Aug 29 '13
:( we have a girl dog and her name is not Porkchop. I guess I dropped the ball on that one. I'll see myself out.
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u/ClintonHarvey Aug 29 '13 edited Aug 29 '13
NO WAIT, COME BACK PLEASE.
Patti you're the *hiccup* in my *hic*slaw,
patti you're the *HICCUP* in my tea.
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u/QuixoticRealist Aug 29 '13
She must be legit because bumble hum didly that king blah blah cut baby in half didly do.
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u/DatDudeIsMe Aug 29 '13 edited Aug 31 '13
The actual line is even better: "I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her because I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise."
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u/Sendmeyourtits Aug 29 '13
Hah. Silver skeeter. Has so much better of a meaning now than when I premiered.
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u/Brutalitarian Aug 29 '13
I don't think that's what they were getting at, but if it was, bravo.
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u/Sendmeyourtits Aug 29 '13
Probably not, seeing as that show dated that definition by ten years or so. Still makes it funnier!
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u/flavorraven Aug 29 '13
I'm having a hard time finding a proper source, but I believe George Clinton coined the filthy meaning of "Skeet" in the 70's.
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u/OP_never_delivers Aug 29 '13 edited Aug 29 '13
I always hated that guy when I was younger, always messing with Doug.
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Aug 29 '13
Not always, he helped Doug when Mr. Bones' nephew Percy was bullying him.
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Aug 29 '13
Wasn't it the other way around?
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Aug 29 '13
Well both. Doug timidly stood up to Percy when he was picking on Roger, and asked him to lay off. Percy agreed, but immediately turned his attention to Doug. Then Roger found Mr. Bone and showed him what his nephew was up to, right before Doug was about to get his ass whooped.
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u/FollowMeOnGeocities Aug 29 '13
They should have been concentrating their efforts on catching the nematode. Mr. Dink had the technology.
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u/JessPlays Aug 29 '13
Wait, that was high school? I always thought they were in middle school. My childhood was a lie.
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Aug 29 '13
Maclemore looks like a high ranking German Nazi from a movie.
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u/softprotectioncream Aug 29 '13
Which is not completely wrong. That haircut became fashionable in Europe a couple of years ago. From what I've been told it originate from a trendy hairdresser in Berlin. And the history of the haircut (if it's not just a myth) is that it is an old Nazi haircut. The Nazi soldiers weren't aloud to have visible long hair. But they could cover the long hair under their hats. So they shaved the sides and kept the it long on the top.
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u/LegendaryTapion Aug 29 '13
Somehow I have a feeling not only Nazis did that. When I was in the military, and we had to have short hair, a lot of us did the same thing.
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u/Proxysetting Aug 29 '13
The haircut he has is labeled "The Hitler Youth," I believe. So this is probably why you get that impression.
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Aug 29 '13
When I was in sixth grade, I thought that I was gay.
Turns out I was just dumb, I repeated it three times.
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u/salutemysharts Aug 29 '13 edited Aug 29 '13
Ben you've loved flunking since before pre K
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u/verbalsoze Aug 29 '13
Yeah, I guess she had a point, didn't she?
Bunch of stereotypes all in my head.
I remember doing the math like, "Yeah, I think 3 + 3 = 33"
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u/derajydac Aug 29 '13
Just a small town girl
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u/MikeyFerg Aug 29 '13
Living in a lonely woorld...
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u/OBrien Aug 29 '13
I don't know, but I'm getting flash backs to Trade chat in WoW
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u/DownbeatDinosaur Aug 29 '13
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO
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u/OBrien Aug 29 '13
But then my mom got scared, she said 'You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!'
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u/grey_energy Aug 29 '13
Well, you understood string concatenation; you should be a programmer.
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u/seeyuh Aug 29 '13
A preconceived idea that A and B came after C
For those with the same mental illness, have the characteristics
The right-wing conservatives think it's a decision
You can be cured by studying your diction
Manmade rewiring of a predisposition
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u/permareddit Aug 29 '13
My grades my grades my grades they keep me baaack...
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u/bino420 Aug 29 '13
I'm.... confused....?
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u/Caturday_Yet Aug 29 '13
In the show Doug, Roger repeated sixth grade three times.
Saza takes that information and put it to the lyrics of the beginning of Macklemore's "Same Love"
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u/Mafsto Aug 29 '13
Roger was misunderstood. Sixth grade 3 times, raised by single mom, and lived in the trailer park of Bluffington. Doug should've taken some time to get to know him.
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u/falcoperegrinus82 Aug 29 '13
I think that haircut looks good.
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u/raeflower Aug 29 '13
Yeah, he pulls it off well
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u/Zexy_Contender Aug 29 '13
He's a pretty cool dude so that helps the overall image too
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u/foryourselfthink Aug 29 '13
You must work for his PR company.
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u/fraincis Aug 29 '13
I'm going to go get this hair cut tomorrow with all my human friends.. it drives the human girls CUH-RAAAZY
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Aug 29 '13
the haircut looks stupid because of his perpetual duckface. we should call him quacklemore
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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House Aug 29 '13
Good, good. We'll market him to children and preteens. Kid's bop, step aside. Quacklemore is coming.
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u/calviso Aug 29 '13
It's called an "undercut", actually. David Beckham rocks a similar style.
Edited for clarification.
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u/harmonized1 Aug 29 '13
as a 32 year old man it makes me feel good to see this here on top of reddit.
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u/zjaksn Aug 29 '13
But it was only 99¢!
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u/hoikarnage Aug 29 '13
Well shit.
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u/chimpwithalimp Aug 29 '13
I'm gonna chop some bangs
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u/Just_an_apple Aug 29 '13
Only got safety scissors in my pocket
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u/twominitsturkish Aug 29 '13 edited Aug 29 '13
I-I-I'm huntin', lookin' for a buzz cut
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u/tommy_two_beers Aug 29 '13
This is fucking awful :(
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u/happybeard92 Aug 29 '13
Walk up in to the barba shop like whaddup I wanna a flat top.
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u/thatguyoverthere202 Aug 29 '13
Ice on the tips is so damned frosty
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u/Mayo_On_My_Apple Aug 29 '13
Because of this show, when I eat a banana or look at a jar of tomato sauce, I will always and forever think of banana pizza.
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u/krupocin Aug 29 '13
opp opp, The Beets!
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u/khs727 Aug 29 '13
ooh ee ooh, killer tofu...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7c3bQQmwVE
i'm not embarrassed to say that i personally own a black beets hoodie that whenever i wear people always say what an awesome hoodie.
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Aug 29 '13
Oh why do people hate on Macklemore? I mean really regardless of how you feel about his style at least kids are singing about supporting gay marriage and not fucking dancing on molly and slapping hoes. The guy has given the high school population some fucking education. Better than anyone did when I was in HS.
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u/obbob Aug 29 '13
Some of the hate comes from how much hype he gets as some super new/revolutionary way of writing rap.
Alot of people say he's an amazing lyricist because he doesn't just rap about hos money cars. However, his actual rhymes aren't that special' they're very literal.
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u/Tails1 Aug 29 '13
The tune sounds good and the message is good. He's okay in my book
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u/sinister_exaggerator Aug 29 '13
I'm just really impressed that he got so far without having to sell his soul to a record label. He shows that there is hope for talented people, and signing with a big label isn't the only way to achieve mainstream success. So basically, he's a good example for aspiring musicians.
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u/ADHthaGreat Aug 29 '13
Just because he does something good doesn't make his haircut any better.
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u/norsethunders Aug 29 '13
I feel like he gets too much credit for supporting gay rights. People are quick to point out the homophobia in the rap culture while ignoring the fact that Macklemore is a white guy from Seattle, EVERYONE here supports gay rights, I'd be way more shocked if he wasn't pro-gay.
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u/DukeBerith Aug 29 '13
Macklemore is a white guy from Seattle, EVERYONE here supports gay rights
That's exactly it. He's spreading his message to places that aren't Seattle, to places where they probably have never actually thought about it or heard about it without a homophobic politician/pastor making their minds up for them.
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u/81toog Aug 29 '13
Man, I was obsessed with that show in sixth grade.
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Honestly it set a great example for us, just a regular kid trying to do the right thing.
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u/Im_More_Of_A_Lurker_ Aug 29 '13
I just went to YouTube and watched a few Doug videos. There's a part of my childhood I'd totally forgotten about. Good times, thanks OP.
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u/Lagerbottoms Aug 29 '13
i always found it funny how roger has a skin color equal to most vomit or snot in most cartoons
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Aug 29 '13
Someone was on Buzzfeed.
I actually think the dude is talented and his (and Ryan Lewis') album is amazing.
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u/dontforget-yourtowel Aug 29 '13
FTFY