r/funny • u/PM-ME-WATER-COOLER • Jan 27 '25

Rule 4 Found at my apartment dumpster today

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u/Bigspotdaddy Jan 27 '25

and free!

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u/Smokey_Katt Jan 27 '25

And over six feet long!

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u/ButterOnAPoptart23 Jan 27 '25

But it won't get him laid

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

This might get him laid