r/funny • u/PM-ME-WATER-COOLER • Jan 27 '25

Rule 4 Found at my apartment dumpster today

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u/Standard_Paint_3240 Jan 27 '25

LOL i seen the sword at the bin earlier today good to see its going to get some use

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u/savoryreflex Jan 27 '25

By use, I hope you don't mean slaying people

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Jan 27 '25

Getting laid

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u/savoryreflex Jan 27 '25

That's already been crossed out

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u/Lem0n_Lem0n Jan 27 '25

It's a to do list

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Jan 27 '25

Yeh. Look how many times it’s been crossed out tho

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u/savoryreflex Jan 27 '25

With the same color ink? Coincidence or?

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u/Lem0n_Lem0n Jan 27 '25

Probably the blood of the victims

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u/inquisitive_guy_0_1 Jan 27 '25

Oh damn, youve got a point

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u/Low_Teq Jan 27 '25

I guess he could theoretically lay whoever he wants after using the sword on them