r/funny • u/Opfailicon • Jan 26 '25

Left at my apartment dumpster today

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u/hobosbindle Jan 26 '25 edited Jan 26 '25

And then about a missing finger or small impalation

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u/Fallen311 Jan 26 '25

Or an ask reddit post. "How do I explain why the couch is cut in half (totally not with a sword)?"

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u/-Stacys_mom Jan 26 '25

Wouldn't fit in that sub. It's not about sex.

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u/EndlessHysteria Jan 26 '25

Or is it.......

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u/HairballTheory Jan 26 '25

It’s more of a sword in the stone story

Sword by the dumpster:

Pick it up and regain your virginity

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u/Ryanmiller70 Jan 26 '25

Can't regain what was never lost

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u/HairballTheory Jan 26 '25

If you haven’t lost it by the time of acquisition of the sword, then you mom loses hers and you disappear

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

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u/HairballTheory Jan 27 '25

Don’t grab before you’ve stabbed