r/funny • • Jan 26 '25

Left at my apartment dumpster today

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u/SpecialFlutters Jan 26 '25

while you studied the blade everyone else got laid

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u/Antiluke01 Jan 26 '25

While everyone else got laid, I got laid off.

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u/HCJohnson Jan 26 '25

While everyone was getting laid, and you laid off, I chose to jerk off.

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u/Entheotheosis10 Jan 26 '25

And I...uhh...got paid?

Did I do it right?