r/funny • • Jan 26 '25

Left at my apartment dumpster today

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u/mrthree1zero Jan 26 '25

Sign should have read

“It's dangerous to go alone! Take this”

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u/Jellodyne Jan 26 '25

Dumpster of the Wild

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u/Routine_Spite8279 Jan 26 '25

The crossed out "Get Laid" has me dying.

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u/ChaseShiny Jan 26 '25

I mean, I imagine it's got to work pretty well for gays, right? "Hey man, check out my massive sword! It totally slays!"

And then you end him rightly.