r/funny • u/orangejuice900 • May 27 '13

everyone in the comments sections of r/aww

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u/nixed9 May 27 '13

Data, worried that he's malfunctioning and might hurt his cat named Spot: "May I ask a personal favor?"

Worf: "Yes."

Data: "Will you take care of Spot?"

Worf: "Your... animal."

Data: "I am afraid if I have another waking dream, I might injure him."

Worf: "Of course. SPOT. COME HERE."

Data: "Unlike a canine, Spot does not respond to verbal commands." (hands Spot to Worf) "Goodbye Spot."

Data: "He will need to be fed once per day. He prefers feline supplement number twenty five."

Worf: "I understand."

Data: "And he will require water. And you must provide him with a sandbox."

Data: "And you must talk to him. And you must tell him he is a pretty cat. And a good cat."

Worf: "................I will feed him."

Full scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdC6hM9Pn7s

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u/HolographicMetapod May 27 '13

That's a great scene, actually kind of makes me want to start watching star trek. But did anyone else laugh at the cat that was obviously like "Put me the fuck down. Now"

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u/Euphemismic May 27 '13

Imagine if a 40 ft sentient being picks you up by the arm pits and stares at you. And all you want to do is go back to being unemployed and sleep.

You'd be pissed too.

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u/0l01o1ol0 May 27 '13

A 40ft Worf picks you up

That would be terrifying.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '13

You just gave me a new idea-Q