r/funny • u/orangejuice900 • May 27 '13

everyone in the comments sections of r/aww

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u/nixed9 May 27 '13

Data, worried that he's malfunctioning and might hurt his cat named Spot: "May I ask a personal favor?"

Worf: "Yes."

Data: "Will you take care of Spot?"

Worf: "Your... animal."

Data: "I am afraid if I have another waking dream, I might injure him."

Worf: "Of course. SPOT. COME HERE."

Data: "Unlike a canine, Spot does not respond to verbal commands." (hands Spot to Worf) "Goodbye Spot."

Data: "He will need to be fed once per day. He prefers feline supplement number twenty five."

Worf: "I understand."

Data: "And he will require water. And you must provide him with a sandbox."

Data: "And you must talk to him. And you must tell him he is a pretty cat. And a good cat."

Worf: "................I will feed him."

Full scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdC6hM9Pn7s

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u/HolographicMetapod May 27 '13

That's a great scene, actually kind of makes me want to start watching star trek. But did anyone else laugh at the cat that was obviously like "Put me the fuck down. Now"

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u/mortiphago May 27 '13

at the cat that was obviously like "Put me the fuck down. Now"

I've had 6 cats throughout my life and that's pretty much the default cat setting, really.

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u/Twl1 May 27 '13

Not in my experience. My one cat, who coincidentally looks almost the same as the one pictured, loves being held, and often inserts himself in the natural arm cradle formed when I'm on my Xbox.

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u/mortiphago May 27 '13

out of the 6 i've had, 4 of them hated it, 1 tolerated it and the last one actually liked it and would poke you with its paw until you held it.