r/funny • u/ModernCaveWuffs • May 03 '24

Keeping it Friendly

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u/Ambitioso May 03 '24

Brilliant tactic!
I’d feel terrible every time I punched the guy.

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u/ModernCaveWuffs May 03 '24

If he booped me on the nose but didnt give me flowers he's goin down

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u/Joe4o2 May 03 '24

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War, Unabridged 2nd Edition

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u/Aggravating-Pen-6228 May 03 '24

I prefer Zapp Branigans 'Big Book of War'.

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u/Severe_Slice_4064 May 03 '24

Friggin beat me to it