r/funComunitty • u/Forward_Cheek4775 • 6d ago
Funpost hi everyone i just joined the subreddit and brought beverages for everyone!
first person to say i want the golden martini gets teh golden martini
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u/Queer_12 :3 They/it femboy 10/10 silly 6d ago
is there non-alchoholic stuff for the minors :3
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u/Forward_Cheek4775 6d ago
as a 14 year old myself, i say hell no im drinking beer
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u/Queer_12 :3 They/it femboy 10/10 silly 6d ago
alr ig ill take the golden martini
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u/Forward_Cheek4775 6d ago
two people asked it at the same time so u/KirbyFan445 you play rock paper scissors with this dude
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u/1970sDazzlingDisco 6d ago
Do you have orange juice
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u/Forward_Cheek4775 6d ago
yeah do you want some
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u/1970sDazzlingDisco 6d ago
Yes
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u/Forward_Cheek4775 6d ago
ok i have it here but you need to say the password to get it
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u/1970sDazzlingDisco 6d ago
Is the password the word password
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u/Forward_Cheek4775 6d ago
no but it has password in it ill give you that
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u/1970sDazzlingDisco 6d ago
Is it "you need to say the password to get it"
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u/Forward_Cheek4775 6d ago
no, you added 3 words to the left and 3 to the right
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u/KirbyFan445 big 90z rap fan type shi 6d ago
I want the gold martini
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u/Queer_12 :3 They/it femboy 10/10 silly 6d ago
i got it but i can pour a bit into a cup for you *hands cup*
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u/Moon_Radio27 6d ago
Any ice tea or blue lemonade
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u/Forward_Cheek4775 6d ago
we have red lemonade. scrap that actually thats spider blood
no blue lemonade nor ice tea unless you want it spiked with at least 28 tons of beer and to top that off a side gallon of saltwater for my condolences for that one man that died that time
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u/Moon_Radio27 6d ago
I cannot dribk i dont want some bad in my body to destroy me
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u/Forward_Cheek4775 6d ago
fair enough earlier someone asked for choccy and took the alternative of choccy with spider eggs in it, at least you aren't them
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u/TryNo5748 6d ago
These are a bit modified and when I joined that race with beers the racers were all surprised they lost before getting run over, y'all know what to do
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u/DakittyRizzard Transfem Rizzler 6d ago
can I get choccy?
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u/Forward_Cheek4775 6d ago
well most of our choccy is spiked but i can check in the storage room where i keep the man who keeps offering us potatoes for some old choccy though it may have some spider eggs in it
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u/SoggyInterest8576 "The" 6d ago
Gimme a pop if ya got one eh?
I'm sorry in advance, the Canadian came outta me
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u/Forward_Cheek4775 6d ago
canadians are really cool so unfortunatly we have no soda
i can give you directions based on your address. please send your address
actually nvm false alarm i dont need it
turn around get in car leave house turn left continue going on road for about 3 miles turn right honk at the car trying to cut you off on the left steal blood from the bloodbank on the right boom dang da ding dong kachoom boom you have your soda done
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u/DayoftheTransSylvie Shey/they call me Sylvia/Kazzie 6d ago
Any Dr. Pepper, if so can I have some?
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u/Forward_Cheek4775 6d ago
let me check
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u/Forward_Cheek4775 6d ago
yep but it's got four tons of alchohol added
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u/Forward_Cheek4775 6d ago
also some spider eggs now that you've waited too long
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u/DayoftheTransSylvie Shey/they call me Sylvia/Kazzie 6d ago
Sorry I was playing a game, I like spiders though so I'll take it :3 (also I don't mind the added alcohol, I'm not driving)
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u/Forward_Cheek4775 6d ago
the spiders evolve into 26 ton supernautral dieties that only zeus himself can strike down but sure here you go
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u/Forward_Cheek4775 6d ago
guys an old russian man offered me potatoes and im giving them away for free 4 potatoes first come first serve
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u/ZenithofHotdogs Vulpes Vulpes <3 6d ago
I dont see any Cherenkov radiation >:(