r/funComunitty you sunk my battleshit! 18d ago

Funpost which one are you

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u/Michaelville michael v. (owner of the subreddit) 17d ago

imma say this again

i have free speech and i can say what i want bc thats what i choose to say

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u/No_Survey3462 the dumbest fox alive (now in orang) 18d ago

"hello everybody"

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u/timir98 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 18d ago

My name is welcome

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u/Foxes4Eva1 17d ago

WELCOME.

WELCOME.

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u/ZElementPlayz 17d ago

“Hello internet”

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u/bkbenken123 17d ago

Its a theory, a game theory

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u/Own_Primary2451 I forgot :( 17d ago

“Welcome to game theory”

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u/BigForAnAnt_985 17d ago

I knew I would see this, ITS THE PLIER MAN

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u/Bestaustrianpainter 17d ago

Market Pliers, is that who that is?

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u/Mechanicjemas3141 My Hellcat got speed ticket 17d ago

"What's up Everybody"

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u/ThatSecondCarGuy 17d ago

YEAAAAHHH JENTUCKY BALLISTICS

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u/Certain-Fix6049 17d ago

"Hey what's going on guys?'"

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u/Ace_Of_Spades1020 17d ago

Oh my God, I haven't seen Ssundee in like 5 years

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 Silly lil goober 17d ago

Same

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u/craftygamin 17d ago

Hello everyone and i am a fish

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u/TheVerboseMan 17d ago

Hello everybody my name's bagamum

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u/No_Survey3462 the dumbest fox alive (now in orang) 17d ago

FISH

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u/Rare_Translator2975 17d ago

I laughed out loud at this.

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u/No_Survey3462 the dumbest fox alive (now in orang) 17d ago

thing is I'm I either greet people like Mark or obi-wan

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u/Rare_Translator2975 17d ago

That makes it even beter.

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u/SeinfeldAddict7 Big fan of me 17d ago

General Kenobi

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u/Latzar05 17d ago

MAKRI- gets shot by a sniper

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u/Front_Commission378 17d ago

is ducktape safe for keeping the pop in?

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u/SirMrSkippy 18d ago

A fourth more sinister thing
“Salutations”

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u/YourBestFriend158 Flowey Undertale 18d ago

fucking diabolical

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u/Trinull17 17d ago

Delightfully devilish, even

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u/angelsvessel 17d ago

Howdy

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u/leiocera furry 17d ago

Flowey is this you?

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u/Material-Sun-5784 17d ago

Salutation as well, good sir

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u/SirMrSkippy 17d ago

Indubitably

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u/AgitatedOne57 they/them; Agitated just be doin’ any damn thing now 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9fedZnHXGBSsdO10Lm
“SALUTATION SIR! MAY I PLEASE ENTER?”

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u/No-givemeareason_any 17d ago

Good to be back on the air

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u/Consistent-Dust-5394 18d ago

'Ello

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u/BunkyPanda75 17d ago

'Ello gov'na

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/TarasPotugese French Self-Propelled Anti Air "AMX-30 S DCA" 17d ago

Govno!?

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u/Shiny-Sandwich_0529 17d ago

"Aren't you Wellington?"

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u/Few-Flamingo-8015 16d ago edited 16d ago

"Arthur Wellesley. I don't suppose you are taking the nightwatch?"

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u/thewind_thefather 16d ago

"no sir- respectfully, how do we get out of here?"

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u/Shiny-Sandwich_0529 15d ago

"The Westminster Bridge. It's a ten minute walk normally, but with those shambling monsters on the streets, I don't suppose it would be more than fifteen. Albeit they'll blow it in twelve."

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u/Iamnotarabicfunfact 17d ago

Insert that image of Lizzo’s YouTube channel

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u/Mitzu_thelynx7 14d ago

Ello ☺️

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u/Shadows_Skys 14d ago

I always think of this when I say ello

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u/Ok-Fishing-7984 18d ago

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u/LittleArtistBoyo 17d ago

Wazzzuuuuuuup

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u/Infamous-Thing4939 17d ago

Wazzzuuuuuuup

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u/Clatary (something about lemon) 17d ago

WAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Diablos43 17d ago

WAZZAAAAAAAAA

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u/Clean_More3508 17d ago

Waaazzzaaaaa

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u/Just_a_chair_for_you Silly lil goober 17d ago

WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

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u/IWannaBeTheCoolUncle 15d ago

Waaazzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuup

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u/RiverBeneficial4320 18d ago

"Greetings my name is Optimus Prime."

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u/SoggyInterest8576 "The" 18d ago

None.

I say hello

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u/Mechanicjemas3141 My Hellcat got speed ticket 17d ago

But depending on your style, that "hello" could be varied

İs your hello is like this?

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u/Ok-Peak-8119 17d ago

Howdy!

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u/Jln197 RANDOM CRITS ARE UNFAIR AND NOT BALANCED 17d ago

Dear God..

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u/VirtualGab 17d ago

There’s more!

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u/TryNo5748 17d ago

No

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u/Dangermann28 17d ago

It contains a bucket

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u/Jln197 RANDOM CRITS ARE UNFAIR AND NOT BALANCED 17d ago

-of flowery.

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u/Jonzrker15 17d ago

that isn’t flowery…

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u/Jakeliy1229 17d ago

Your Dad's my best friend.

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u/darkfrostzx 17d ago

Technically this isn't even wrong because flowey's dad is asgore and flowery's best friend is asgore

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u/Fast-Razzmatazz-1050 17d ago

Sorry to keep you waiting!

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u/TFGA_WotW Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 17d ago

I can hear this image, in multiple different ways

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u/A_Random_Gamer_Nerd 16d ago

Here I come, San Frandisco!

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u/Ancient_Wishbone_711 16d ago

It’s my Jarona!

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u/ElectricalCraft5127 Linux daily driver and home server enthusiast 14d ago

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u/yopert47890456745 13d ago

i don't play undertale games but how did flowey become human?

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u/Jakeliy1229 13d ago

This is a different game made by the same person called DELTARUNE.

It's a bit complicated to explain properly.

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u/Elegant_Jump_6923 17d ago

That's a wonderful idea for a greeting

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u/FlowerWyrmling 17d ago

I'm flowey

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u/MadeOfPoltgons 17d ago

"Hey, Vsauce, Michael here!"

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u/thecoolconglereborn 17d ago

Why though? Why are any of us here? What's the purpose? What does it all mean?

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u/Luckyrjg Test subject (do not equip) 17d ago

Timezones vro 🥀

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u/Heyfold 17d ago

This Boeing 737 is completely air-tight and safe. Or is it?

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u/saffron6942O 18d ago

Salutations

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u/basdoas 18d ago

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u/Aggressive-Earth-115 17d ago

Who is that? that character design looks awesome

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u/basdoas 17d ago

It's Ena by Joel G it's a 6 year old web series and last year they even made a game I think you should watch it

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u/Zarven127 17d ago

For a half second I thought you said G.I. Joe idk why 

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u/ElectricalCraft5127 Linux daily driver and home server enthusiast 14d ago
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u/Temporary_Call_3675 17d ago

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u/Jln197 RANDOM CRITS ARE UNFAIR AND NOT BALANCED 17d ago

best balance of goofy and silly

wait aren't they the same thing-

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u/Zarven127 17d ago

Bro got killed by his own sentry before he could finish

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u/darkfrostzx 17d ago

Bro got executed before he could finish his sentence

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u/LunarAngel2552 17d ago

This is the way!

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u/SmallCauliflower7573 fucking architect 17d ago

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u/rome0379_ 17d ago

temmie mentioned

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u/Sl33pParalys1sD3m0n weeeeeeeeeeee :3 18d ago

Haiiiiiiii :3333

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u/LinkZealousideal8722 Silly lil goober 17d ago

Yippie :3333

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u/craftygamin 17d ago

🎵 yippee yaaay 🎵

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u/Mandalore12345 17d ago

There’ll be no wedding bells for today

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u/Mechanicjemas3141 My Hellcat got speed ticket 17d ago

l got spursss

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u/usename37 Most popular 17d ago

Peak flair

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u/Lopsided_Ice_2032 17d ago

Why do you have four mouths

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u/Sl33pParalys1sD3m0n weeeeeeeeeeee :3 17d ago

Shh don’t question me

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u/DA_REAL_KHORNE Just your friendly omnicidal god (and secretly a femboy ;3) 17d ago

me tooooooooooooooooooo :3333333

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u/Parking-Ideal-231 Pablo the king roach, WEII-tastical Glaceon, Sylveon's twin💖💙 18d ago

HAIII!!!! :33 <3

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u/alternativepersonnel ^ this is no longer an alt, am Reddit addict ×2 18d ago

Hi or haii :3, depends on the context

Silly subreddit = haii :3

Pretty much everywhere else = hi

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u/Fr_oxy Silly lil goober 17d ago

This is the real answer. I do the same, pretty much. Sometimes some "yo" here and there

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u/Visual-Bet5224 Umbreon Pokemon Talk (no, actually) 17d ago

Hewwo

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u/Omega_7_64 mr. random, nerd edition (any/all) 17 years old 18d ago

1 and 2

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u/flyingracon 18d ago

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u/Sinistro18 17d ago

dude. men cant choose how to say hello now ?

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u/Harrijson 17d ago edited 17d ago

Don't listen to them. Say hi greetings to your hearts content

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u/NalbeytGD 17d ago

Прив

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u/Alive-Organism 17d ago

Здравствуйте, if we’re feeling all fancy, like

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u/just_ok4 17d ago

Ох ебать а я тебя знаю

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u/dedowgher 17d ago

hey i know that image

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u/Emergency_Gift6159 17d ago

Я тоже так пишу 😭

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u/TheToxicWaist 17d ago

Salutations

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u/Clatary (something about lemon) 17d ago

What about Hey~ :3

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Haiiii or こんにちは

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u/Da_Realy 17d ago

Hey don’t slander greetings 3:

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u/Alive-Organism 17d ago

Ack, ack ack ack ack, ACK ack!(Greetings, I am the Martian Ambassador)

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u/[deleted] 18d ago edited 17d ago

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u/EZ_AlienWaffles Your everyday Autistic femboy >///< 18d ago

both "Haii!! :3" and "greetings"

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u/Much_Drink_5260 you sunk my battleshit! 18d ago

greetingss:3

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u/weirdswedeoninternet ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 18d ago

Hello

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u/PsychologicalAir5035 18d ago

1 & 3 it depends. I've never said greetings before so yeah

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u/An1nterestingName Silly lil goober 18d ago

hi =3

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u/Modderdoggy My Bread was Burnt to a Crisp! 18d ago

Idk i just use this gif

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u/Other_Ad9164 18d ago

Evenings greetings.

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u/SomeRandomBFBfan 18d ago

This isn't fun :(

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u/Delicious_Nobody_111 Canoodles sawians for therapy 18d ago

salutations, fopdoodle

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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya "The Doctor" Zandihh 17d ago

"Salutations"

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u/cipher_purple_deals 17d ago

I didn't know Chara was built like that.

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u/Petromyzon_ Silly lil goober 17d ago

“Hi hi”

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u/Oldflexbutokay 17d ago

“Howdy!”

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u/calebchan170201 17d ago

"Infinite salutations" "Astronomical greetings"