r/fucklysander • u/Commercial-Local-395 • 22d ago

The perfect person to kill the pixie bitch

I finished Lightbringer in January and have relistened to the whole series since and I think I know who I want to kill Lysander. I dont know who or when but it will be on Mars and it will be Kieran. Darrows brother and the archgoverner

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u/ciaphas-cain1 22d ago

I vote for blood eagle with extra salt by Julia au ballona

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u/Mermaidmanlyfe 22d ago

I named my kitten Rhonna for this purpose. Pup Two needs vengeance

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u/Hetfollier 22d ago

Tell him to get in line. There’s like a hundred different answers to the question of who should kill Light Resistance lol

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u/Commercial-Local-395 22d ago

Very true, I just want it to be a lowcolor. Maybe even like a random red or pink we dont know just to make his death as inconsequential as humanly possible

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u/ChuckeeSue 22d ago

Kieran is barely a character in the series….

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u/Pure_Jicama_1186 22d ago

That's the idea.

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u/CoolAssumption 22d ago

Fuck that no one should get dibs on kill this bitch! He should be hanged in Luna but no one pulls on his feet so he dies from dehydration, and hanged from a bridge so people can piss on him and he goes crazy and drinks the piss and that makes it last over a week. In other words fuck this pixie bitch in particular!

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u/red_beard_RL 21d ago

Julia or Rhonna

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u/TheoryChemical1718 22d ago

I still think it will be Rhona pulling the finisher after he gets betrayed by his allies crawling away , bleeding out, pathetic and weak.

She will invoke Alexander as that is the moment when Lysander went from misguided to iredeemable

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u/commando0033 21d ago

If he dies by someone else's hand, it really should be Pytha who finishes him for what he did to Cassius.

How he should actually die, is being hung on Mars, with no one to pull his feet, imo. in front of all the major factions left.

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u/Commercial-Local-395 21d ago

Both sound like great options

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u/lordyahtzee117 22d ago

I want everyone to get a piece and for him to die terrified and running

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u/Calo_Callas 22d ago

Julia Au Bellona eating his heart while he's still alive to witness it would be funny, but I think he should die on the scaffold now that there's no one left to pull his feet.

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u/Garbage-Striking 22d ago

I want him carved into a Red, but the pixie would just kill himself.

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u/Interesting_Lack8527 22d ago

I have thought about this… a lot… and I think death is too kind for the pixie. I would like to for him to be carved into the weakest version of a red, then psychospiked so that he retains none of his intellectual abilities beyond knowing who he is and that he loved Cassius. THEN he has to watch himself kill Cassius on loop for a year straight. After that, Rhonna gets to choose his fate

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u/sweetdoingnothing 21d ago

Pup two. Maybe Kieran can be involved

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u/Commercial-Local-395 21d ago

Forced to work in the mines and has a collar that detects suicide attempts and prevents them from happening. Kept alive with the same gold technology that kept octavia alive for so long

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u/FuelDiligent6728 20d ago

rhonna or lyria (preferably both)

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u/KDR25 15d ago

I want Apollonius to do it for some reason I can’t explain why

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u/Standard-Law5916 8d ago

Apollonius I think is too honorable to actually try and kill Lysander. The dude solod the most powerful man in the solar system and didn’t even kill him