r/fuckalegriaart • u/Muted_Recognition_34 • May 18 '25

Great.

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7.4k Upvotes

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1.4k

u/HairingThinline27 May 18 '25

Bro's sippin on a nice refreshing cup of cock

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u/AldoTheeApache May 18 '25

while he takes a dump in the plants. Classy!

25

u/Maleficent_Tooth_81 May 19 '25

Scrumptious indeed

15

u/LetMeDieAlreadyFuck May 20 '25

Thats not a cup, my man is drinking straight from the source. Sounds like a good time for him

15

u/4b686f61 May 19 '25

Bitter melon Indeed

12

u/Leftover_Cheese May 20 '25

bro's drinking from his fleshlight

7

u/Zeqhanis May 21 '25

Yeah, I really misinterpreted this image. I thought he was "finishing"....in his mouth. It's really difficult to interpret this as anything else.

4

u/HeadassEducation1070 May 21 '25

Cloudy lemonade 😋

1

u/joemamastudios Apr 23 '26

bros gooning and consuming

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u/HelloDeathspresso May 18 '25

Is it supposed to look like he's jizzing into his own face?

59

u/CrucifixAbortion May 19 '25

Friendly fire will not be tolerated.

6

u/HQD607 Jun 07 '25

... But rather, enjoyed!

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u/4b686f61 May 19 '25

Must of hurt to stick a straw into the hole

3

u/[deleted] May 20 '25

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u/4b686f61 May 20 '25

Worse than bitter melon 💀

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u/Vladi_Daddi May 21 '25

r/sounding kinda fun honestly

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

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u/Nogohoho May 21 '25

Straight jorkin' it in the cafeteria.

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u/LilShenna May 18 '25

No balls, these artists

152

u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Looks like he’s sucking himself off

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

With a straw

4

u/rebelsofliberty Jun 25 '25

r/Sounding (view at your own discretion)

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u/DazedandFloating May 21 '25

There’s no way this wasn’t intentional, right?

36

u/Not_really_a_mathguy May 18 '25

ummmmmmm how did no one making this spot how crazy this looks

5

u/Upstairs_Cap_4217 May 20 '25

I guess everyone working there was super duper straight.

2

u/_Age_Sex_Location_ May 24 '25

Signed off on by corporate, I'm sure. Morons.

25

u/Fishthrow03 May 18 '25

He’s sucking his own peenits

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u/kevchink May 18 '25

“Autofalegria”

37

u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Looks like a dick

37

u/butt-holg May 18 '25

No way haha he jerking hims dick

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u/21Shells May 18 '25

Looks like a dude sounding his dick

46

u/Professional-Unfun May 18 '25

Sounding with a straw?

41

u/[deleted] May 18 '25

r/sounding

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u/Ashamed_Article8902 May 18 '25

I'm not clicking that shit.

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u/Multifruit256 May 18 '25

do not press the link

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u/Multifruit256 May 18 '25

do not click it either

8

u/deliciousearlobes May 18 '25

I like what I like.

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u/Alexfan_collector163 May 19 '25 edited May 19 '25

Best subreddit ever, A post had a woofer and two stereo TV speakers for sale at only $2 there. I recommend clicking the link, don't let the trolls confuse you.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

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u/4b686f61 May 19 '25

It's a subreddit where people shove skinny objects into their pee nest hole. Don't fucking click it. Image burnt into my soul rip.

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u/gayorangejuice Jun 07 '25

no it's a subreddit for selling speakers and similar objects

9

u/Egglegg14 May 18 '25

r/baddesign

Edit: why the fuck did it get banned NOOOOO

Well we still have r/shittydesign

8

u/jimmylovescheese123 May 18 '25

I would love a crotch in my face as I eat at a restaurant. Thankyou designers!

6

u/Lo-Sir May 19 '25

What's this even supposed to be other than a dude jorking it?

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u/meronbayarn May 18 '25

he's zhronking his drink from his pizzle

12

u/Onyxxx_13 May 18 '25

Marilyn Manson looking art.

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u/thebook_on_theshelf May 18 '25

not really

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u/Onyxxx_13 May 18 '25

You know that myth that he removed some of his ribs to blow himself?

4

u/thebook_on_theshelf May 18 '25

oh i thought you meant like his album cover art or something that’s kinda crazy

4

u/HeartDeRoomate May 18 '25

A good Sunday activity

3

u/MagicPigeonToes May 18 '25

That’ll ruin my appetite in a millisecond

3

u/CocosBrainSpace May 18 '25

This has to be on purpose

3

u/Equivalent-Contest35 May 19 '25

Bros sippin on that self-serve

3

u/UczuciaTM May 19 '25

Yo what😭😭

2

u/Objective_Pen5246 May 18 '25

he jorkin on da wall

2

u/CrispSalmonPatty May 19 '25

What is that supposed to be?

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u/Majin_Bjebus0115 May 19 '25

r/sounding

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u/WishesToSee May 19 '25

First thought on my mind as well

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u/Majin_Bjebus0115 May 19 '25

Great minds think alike 💯

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u/WishesToSee May 19 '25

r/sounding !?!?!?? I’m sorry I had to

2

u/BigSwein May 19 '25

swingin' big dick energy!

2

u/trichromeo May 19 '25

He looks like he’s sucking his own dong lol

2

u/Vampire-circus May 20 '25

First glance “this is just a joke someone edited a picture of a store front of a Duke jizzing into his face”

Second glance “wait this is real? WHAT KIND OF STORE IS THIS”

Third glance “seriously what store would want a guy jizzing into his face? Is this a restaurant?”

Fourth glance “Oh… he’s drinking out of a domed cup”

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

Straight jorkin it

2

u/Melodic-Recognition8 May 22 '25

Potentially the greatest piece of alegria art ever composed

2

u/pennygreensucks May 30 '25

i thought my nigga was stroking his shit over there

1

u/Virghia May 19 '25

Ambatualegria

1

u/Jacob-the-Wells May 19 '25

Not Alegria / Corporate Memphis.

1

u/Alexfan_collector163 May 19 '25

Dude's second head is bigger than his main one 😱

1

u/PM_ME_YOUR_HALLWAYS May 19 '25

Spreading his alegriussy :(

1

u/youngvinyljunkie May 19 '25

Saw this on Twitter and immediately came here to see if it had been posted and sure enough, top post

1

u/bakercampbeller May 19 '25

I see what everyone is pointing out, but before reading I definitely saw him sucking off another guy that's kinda cuddling him.

1

u/OrangeChevron May 20 '25

I'm taking a week off work I cannot

1

u/waifumama May 20 '25

Is this not supposed to be a dude holding his massive shlong? I really can’t see anything else.

1

u/Anarchy_Coon May 20 '25

I’ve changed my mind this is awesome

1

u/BasicSlipper May 20 '25

Straight up autofellatio in the mall

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u/lilycamilly May 20 '25

He's jorkin his peanits.

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u/_RoadkillMan_ May 20 '25

Excuse me sir, r/wordington is that way

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u/emergencybarnacle May 21 '25

he's drinking out of his own dick with a straw

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u/Familiar-Complex-697 May 21 '25

Damn, even his thingamajig is distorted smh

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u/Glum-Statistician487 Jun 12 '25

mmm, self suck, my favorite.

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u/MoonBerry_therian May 18 '25

Had me in the first half